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The return of I Am God / We All Die 2017-08-28 10:26:57 Post No.
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This is probably going to be one of the most important threads on /x/. I require all of you're anons attention immediately. This is how we are supposed to make "GOD" feel like a motherfucking god. By watching this short video you will be able to help us. This is our only way of life now. Do everything what this guy tells you to do, and I promise. You won't regret it. All of your previous karma will be instantly forgiven from the master.
https://youtu.be/tThV8dtuZz0
P.S another worthless slob.
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That is not the way karma works.
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Deal with your own karma.
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care to explain that pic?
i don't know about it.
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>>19507523
Oh yes u do
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I am GOD. I am Lucifer. My first name is 6 letters long, my middle name is 6 letters long, my last name is 6 letters long. I experience life through my eyes and I am not lying.
I am happy that out of every living being i am the one who decides.
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>>19507597
Yeah? God has nothing better to do than shit posting on the 4chan larp board?
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>probz most important thread
Good I'm already stoned
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Follow these instructions carefully.
1. We must all get naked and take off our clothes to show our beautiful body to God.
2. We must all get down on our knees and worship to our glorious God.
3. We must give our seed to God through masturbation.
4. We must commit suicide after the ritual so we can go to heaven with him.
5. We will be rewarded for our kind behavior in the after life.
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>>19507446
What a stupid video and what a stupid thread.
/x/ will always be a shitty place.
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>>19507619
ya im pretty bored
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>>19507640
>jerk off and kill yourself
lol what
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>>19507640
No fuck you
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>>19507645
than leave cunt good job on bumping such a shit thread
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>>19507446
You need Jesus in your life, buddy. Get some fucking help you freak. You scare me.
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Fuck you I'm god and I'm gonna obsorb that negative energy and turn it into love.
>Zen Uru, Zen Uru, Zen Uru
That's the best spell against the dark arts I got...
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>>19507582
but i really don't anon.
not shitposting I really don't know this meme.
Someone explain pls.
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Why is this allowed on youtube if it has masturbation?
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BOO HAUNTED HOUSE
SCARY FACE FROM INKJET PRINTER
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>>19508093
EVERYONE DIES
AT SOME POINT
You're all autistic
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Do us all a favor and follow your own instructions.
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>>19508154
kek
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>>19507699
Im helping you only because you got dubs, watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLxJS8k9pHs
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bump for more info bitches
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>>19508774
thank you anon
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>>19507446
I don't visit /x/ too often. Anyone want to explain this shit?
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>>19511054
watch the vid anon posted
explains the whole thing
it's basically an arg that might've been real.>>19508774
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>>19507446
still not kill yet.
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>>19508154
Based.
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>>19507446
Reported.
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>>19507446
I love performance art!!!
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>>19507667
Woulda laughed so hard if you got >666
Oh why must fate be such a cruel temptress
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