Devil

The devil is evil. He hates everyone. Don't deal with him. He wants all to suffer.

>>19507148
>shouldn't you and the Devil be boys
Oddly enough, no phrase is more indicative of being in high school.

>>19507148
The Devil is the father of lies and the adversary of mankind.

>>19507148
well, the devil and god are the same dude. thats why.
god is a deceiving dick, praise the source of all things instead.
Not good, but producing goodness.
Not truth, but producing truth.

>>19507148
Satan is an angel to test you and then punish you if you were to fail. Somewhere along the line in the story they decided he would be evil, probably to band people together against a threat.

>>19507148
The devil is like that friend who stabs you in the back except it'll be literally

>>19507148
The Devil knows only a fool would serve him and mo one in their right mind woild do it, plus he knows you would turn on him if you knew what he deserved. Knowing this he hates you and his servants. Before you can accuse Satan of disgrace he will accuse you of serving him.

>>19507188
This.

Also despite insistence from evangelicals "the devil", Lucifer, and Azazel are not the same entity. Even Satan isn't an entity, but a form of title like "the devil"

>>19507148
You were always his play thing, which he discards when he no longer needs or wants you