Any magicians on /x/ who have been alive for hundreds of years

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faking your death is illegal and guinness world records/wikiped says the oldest dude is 117 in jamaica

Even vampiric transfusions only win people about twenty years.

>>19503237
Being a fucking asshat is also illegal but there you are

>>19503226
No. And even if they'd be why would you think they'd out themselves for you against the whole idea of keeping a low profile? Sure, they can just claim shit but then people would want proof and the more you show them the less anonymous you are.

>>19503226
Its easier just to transfer your consciousness into someone else but I don't know why someone with that ability would want to keep existing in this shit dimension.

>>19503383
Ergo, since they're in the know, our only option is to be a little less dismissive. Otherwise we quite literally force them to have no reason to be here.

>>19503245
An what exactly is that, anon?

Do you really think someone like that would waste their time on this shitty larping board?

>>19503585
Where else could they possibly go that anyone would believe them even slightly? The quality of the board will vary, but the people that come here will always be the ones that are most ready to believe. Nothing can change that.

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>>19503568
Just what the doctor ordered

Pedophilia has something to do with immortality. Other than that I'm not sure but think about it. Pedophilia goes back to the very roots of humanity itself. Something something innocence something something corruption of beauty etc