Can we get a creepy story thread?

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>>19497469

>>19497469
Bump

>>19499352
Kids man they're fucking terrifying. I mean that little skchitzoe girl killed those people that's hardcore

>>19497469
Why the ifunny lol

>>19499354
Lame skipped to the end after two sentences to be glad I didn't waste my life reading it but instead spent my time typing random words beef cake meat loaf dingle hopper poop shoot giggle fart rainbow typo super mega fantastical cheeseburger man pizza sticks in my eyes go the fire fetch my slipper I'm gonna slip hop the don't wanker tickle tribbles aussietistic faggot no dick pebble balls I'm hungry I think I'll have some cereal how about those deep fried pizza bowls you ever deep fry french fries in batter I tried to make grilled cheese in the oven and it ruined my life why can't tiles hold my toothbrush the toilet is mean he says the toaster wants my penis for herself can you teach me how to play niggers ive gotta hankerin for some fresh and tasty jizz nuggets can you deep fry jizz sorry keep getting distracted hxh is tasty wanna fuck little bisky tasty blond hot loli let's go get sum milk maybe chocolate or ohhhh get sum dat coffee milk it's a road island milk ya know them roaders be like canadas and Wisconsin peoples

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>>19497469
"Ifunny.co" my sides

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Come on guys, I've posted literally everything but the OP. Help me out a little bit.

>>19499360
No word from the dad what it was fuck I'd hold a knife to my mom's throat if it got me answers. Nothing be fuckij with me they fuck fuck die now no mess will me me get bad lots of bad now

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>>19499505
I take for granted english is not your first lenguage.

does anyone have the dogs dont cry story?

>>19499365
Marine ape
They look like long hippos mixed with monkeys and they have no teeth they swallow whole and their inside grind you up

>>19499380
this is the shit i want to experience

>>19499383
Only believable one so far. Seriously why even wound them I'd have so much fuckin jizz inducing cum from shooting them and maki g the women and children watch as I killed the men then make the women eat the children alive and keep a few alive to kidnap and torture for years to come. I'd twist and warp their minds till their little games seemed like the shining beacon of sanity. I'd put things in their body maybe a vibrator in their guys or a speaker and power cable into their brain so the music is always in their head and the song would be never gonna give you up and id dance to it in front of them while giving them the biggest shit eating crazy grin possible I'd shove my fingers in their face while I went hahahahaha ha youuuuuaaauuuirrrrrr gonnaaaaaaa dieeeeeeeiiieeeeeiiieeeeiiieee and it's all your fault your good is a dick your family is worthless sub human scum I'll make you live forever so the fun will never end I'm gonna grind your bones and feed it to you take out your eyes and make you see your own torture put worms in your brain and snakes in your cunt scorpions up your ass and bees all in your mouth. I'll bite off your ears and flay your skin and wear it like a suit while I dance around mocking everything you ever believed in. make them claw at their faces in desperation then I go out and into the world to kill all the rest of mankind they ALL NEED TO DIE KILL THEM KILL THEM NOW THEY NEED TO DIE ITS ALL BETTER WITH THEM GONE WHY WONT YOU LISTEN YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW NOW BEFORE ALL IS DEAD FROM THEM KILL THEN NOW AND SAVE THE UNIVERSE KILL ALL HUMANS KILL THEM NKW NOW KWKJDJSKSLZO

>>19499380
HAHA IT FUCKS DEAD CHICKENS HAHA