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How did Mohammed split the moon? How can I do the same?

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How did Mohammed split the moon?
How can I do the same?
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>>19497226
Spoopy arab magic. I'm more concerned with how the guy in yellow was able to turn his head like that.
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>>19497226
cause the moon
is really two really fast rotating moons
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>>19497226
>How can I do the same?
Thermonuclear weapons
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you need a jeenie lamp
muhmed only did his crazy shit with a djynn lantern
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"splittin' the moon" is arabic slang for anally raping a 6 year old.
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He astral projected into the 7 realms and saw the "hell" realm and the "heaven" realm .. He used to meditate every time he got angry alone in a cave far far away from any living human, there that his spiritual guide (Gabriel) told him that he will lead the Arabs And gave him the religion of Islam and gave him the holy quran.
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