Any reptoids on here right now?

>>19497082
Ye man whatcha want?

>>19497193
Can you tell me a funny joke?

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>>19497082
Sup?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=040slUxs5yQ

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saint eggs benedict drove all the snakes out
they were eating his chickens

>>19497298
Q: What do you call a lizard that sings for Bad Boy Records? A: A Rap-tile! Q: Why did the chameleon jump in the blender? A: To blend in. Q: Did you hear about the old chameleon that couldn't change colour? A: He had a reptile disfunction. Q: What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? A: Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth! Q: What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? A: The Lizard of Oz! Q: Which Lizards do people wear to the beach? A: Crocs! Q: What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A: A chameleon on a tartan rug! Q: What do you call a Komodo Dragon with a carrot in each ear? A: Anything you want as he can't hear you! Q: What do dragons call a knight in shining armor? A: Canned Food.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/lizardjokes.html

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>>19497082
This ----> >>19497312
Also pic related.

>>19497312
Bullfrogs are not reptiles

>>19497312
Wakka wakka

>>19497082
Man those fucking goombas in that dumb movie gave me nightmares as a kid

>>19497312
wtf I love the reptilian overlords now

>>19497082
me

>>19500731
post a pic

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>>19497082
Tare reporting in.

>>19497082
I'm an interdimensional/interuniversal entity currently trapped in a fleshy carbon-based organism, does that count?