The Saladman

>>19496988
Dude wtf.
First thread I see after buying fucking SALAD in the supermarket is your thread?
Fuck this I'm done.

Tell me you weird son of a bitch, does salad or any vegetable has any ''meaning'' to you? there is an old saying that said we are what we eat, so this creppy mother fucker you are dreaming of may or may not have something to do with you or your life

latent sexual frustration and bad vegan juju?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOvwc8_QXiY

>>19496988
That stomach. Bet you could bounce an apple off that.

>>19497010
No, that is the weird part it feels as if this thing doesn't belong in my dreams. I used to barely remember any of my dreams and if I did, they we're kind of bland and didn't occur more than once. Plus there is the fact that the dream seems to affect me even after I wake up making me unable to sleep.

Congradulations, this thread is weirder thsn the infamous Gooseman thread. No pic, unfortunately.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes I want a veggie outfit.

>>19497031
I don't understand what you mean, if you're implying I'm fat I'm actually quite skinny.
>>19497041
Yeah I get that this is really fucking weird but something's not right here idk if it's in my head or what. that's why I'm on /x/ to see if anyone has ever had some weird reoccuring dreams and if so how did they get rid of it.

Never heard of the Gooseman, was he also the centerpiece of someone's weird dreams?

How frequently do you dream about this?

>>19497121
Like 3 times a week at least, I've had it 3 nights in a row up till today and I can't concentrate on anything. I noticed I don't get the dream if I get really drunk before I go to bed but I can't resort to doing that every night.

ok now tell me how do you fell about salad? do you like it? hate it? what tipes of food where in that salad? spinagge, lettuce?

the souls of the dead
are in my stomach
it hurts
IT HURTS

>>19497221
I don't feel anything special about salad! I mean it's not my favorite food I prefer a good burger but I have no problems with eating some, this dream really came out of nowhere. In my dream the salad is only composed of lettuce, no tomatoes, chicken or nothing, I don't think there was even any sauce.

https://www.buildingbeautifulsouls.com/dream-dictionary-dream-interpretation-analysis-2/a-m-dream-meanings/l-dream-symbols-1/ this may help

Okay, thanks to >>19497364 I'm now aware of possible meanings for this dream. If lettuce is eaten in a dream it's a symbol of decrease in sexual appetite. Maybe the fact that the salad did not allow me eat it by transforming into the saladman symbolizes an increase in sexual appetite? But why random girls I know? I've seen some in my dreams that I have absolutely no attraction to whatsoever and there's still the phrase that is repeated "Why do you always turn a blind eye?" what could that mean and why do I still have this weird feeling from my dream for a long time after I wake up?

>>19496988
Oh, man I know what you mean about that "weird feeling". I have two types of dreams: dreams that are normal and mostly meaningless and dreams that give me guidance or premonition. The latter has a really weird feeling like it's not your dream. Like it's being shown to you or something. My reoccuring patterns are/were beheadings and talking spiders. The blind eye phrase is the key if you ask me. If you find out what that means you'll have a clear understanding of the whole thing, I'm sure. Also, it might be possible that this dream is meaningless to you because the event it explains hasn't occured yet. I get that sometimes... dreams that tell me about what's going to happen. So waiting might also work.

Why Do Dreams Recur?

Dreams reflect a dreamer's feelings, thoughts, unconscious drives, and unfinished business, and allow a dreamer to gain further personal insight, which allows them to further process and resolve issues from their waking life. Dreams and dream work can be a powerful tool for personal growth and goal achievement.

Recurring dreams, whether they are pleasant dreams or nightmares, are very significant to the dreamer. Dreams can reoccur for many reasons. The most likely reason is that the message and purpose of the dream was not received by the dreamer and the issue it highlights is not only unresolved but is not being addressed and is being ignored.

Recurring dreams often turn into nightmares when the dreamer continues to ignore something important in their waking lives. This issue will wait for the dreamer and will not go away, despite the dreamer convincing him/herself that it does not exist. The nightmare is an extreme version of the dream content screaming for the dreamer's attention.

If you wish to know more about these types of dreams you can take a look at this link, hope it helps https://exemplore.com/dreams/Reoccurring-Dreams-What-does-it-mean-to-have-a-dream-over-and-over-again

UPDATE

Okay so that weird feeling I was talking about; I just opened my fridge and felt it again after seeing lettuce, I tried closing it and reopening it a few times and it seems every time I have lettuce in my sight I get this feeling I've only had during my dream. It might just be because I've slept a total of like 10 hours the past three days and my head is kind of fucked up but idk I just feel so odd right now.

The saladman is your father, the generic girl your mother. The salad doesn't have any sauce because your father hasn't finished yet.

>>19498037
Doubtful, though from what I read lettuce can symbolize semen so you might be onto something there haha

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you're a vegetable

Best post on x in a while

Okay, I'm going to attempt going to bed now. Thanks /x/ for the useful links and interpretations I really want to figure this out as quickly as I can. Hopefully I won't dream tonight (my ADHD meds prevent me from napping during the day so I really fucking need this), but if I do I'll be sure to pay extra attention to make sure I didn't miss anything.

I think I might be in the same boat as you. I've been having wierd dreams lately. One of them was especially wierd. I was with my mom in the car, we were going to get rid of said car, since it is old. When we parked into the car ownership thingy and got out of the car, our old car transformed as if it was a transformer and started molesting the seller. The suddenly the seller transformed into Jake Paul and dabbed on my old car, the car just exploded and Jake Paul/Vendor started having sex with a car that looked like Optimus Prime. A few seconds after he started having intercourse with the car, said car started talking in a robotic voice about some thing called mesothelioma (not sure what it means?) And some financial compensation. This is starting to get to me emotionally, because I think this dream might mean something important about my life and the choices I have to make

>>19498525
I doubt you're being serious but in dreams, cars often represent you and reveal how you are getting through life. Depending upon the context of the dream, a car can symbolize our physical body, mind, ego (Freud's definition), consciousness, personality, and/or our life in general or the direction our life is taking. You might be able to use this to better understand that dream if you think it might mean something important.

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>>19496988
>stroking your dick to a rape scene

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vegetable man where aaaaaare youuuuu?

>>19496988
One day you will have a psychotic break and start raping and killing people to "scratch the itch" if you will. You know ... to get rid of these urges. Serial killers suffer the same way as you. I'm more curious what your signature will look like. Do you know? Like will you write on the walls with carrot juice? Or disguise yourself as salad man and leave a witness behind?

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>>19496988
lol. You're conscious is probably trying to get you to lose weight, fatso.

>>19496993
That how the saladman poks hes victems. Be saef eat Berger meet

>>19496988
It: OP slowly realizes he's sexually attracted to salad. OP is bivegitable demidressing tomatofluid indaveggible

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Okay, what the actual shit fuck.
No dream, I slept like a fucking baby, a whole 12 hours or whatever and felt amazing when I woke up but when I made my way downstairs I overheard my mom asking my brother if he had made himself salad last night. Obviously with everything going on I flinch a bit thinking about the premonitions and shit /x/ has filled my head with but still make my way to the kitchen and open the fridge to grab milk for my cheerios. The lettuce was fucking gone. All of it. It's at that point that I noticed I was feeling a little bloated and quickly headed to the bathroom to take my morning shit, only this morning shit was fucked up. First, it hurt like hell, I felt like I was getting analed with no lube or giving birth to a demon baby with horns or some shit. Every time I pushed I could feel stuff painfully coming out but it felt really odd and crunchy and damn it lasted like 15 mins no joke holy fuck. I then took some paper to wipe my ass only the paper didn't come back brown, or stained at all for that matter, there was nothing but two small pieces of pale green leaf on it. I looked down and in horror finally fucking realized I had been shitting lettuce for the past 15 mins. Fucking. Lettuce. Coming out of my asshole. Not digested or nothing, just straight up fucking lettuce. What the fuck is going on, I feel like I'm about to lose it /x/.

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>>19499865
haHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>19500839
now you know the truth op
Inside your body,
doesnt exist.
There are workers who turn your food into shit
your dream is a premonition of thier coming strike.
Soon there will be no more poop

>>19496988
Eat healthier energies and you will live longer.
Go call your sister some time tomorrow evening.
It's all okay with our future selves and the ones watching over us all this evening
Or day; where ever you are.

ok m8 shit got real fucking weird now, so i'm gonna ask you to tonight record yourself sleeping, post it on youtube and send us the link so we can see wtf is wrong with you.

Managed to transport and throw away the ass lettuce in a bin down our street without my mom noticing, fuck me this is so fucked up.

>>19501562
I don't have a camera but I'm staying at a friend's house tommorow and he'll be watching over me (didn't tell him the whole story, only that I thought I might be doing weird shit while sleepwalking) I'll tell him to start filming if he notices anything... His first class is at 13:00 I think so he can get away with going to sleep late.

>>19498525
It means cancer that develops from the thin layer of tissue that covers many of the internal organs (lungs, hearth)

>>19500839
Is this your shit?

>>19502456
If only it was shit... it was purely fucking lettuce man, lettuce that was in my ass.

>>19496988
Sounds like The Green Man, my man.

How has no one caught that this person is just LARPing off a Eric Andre sketch
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hXIArhNhD0g

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Op, you are reincarnation of 16th century painter.

Got kicked out of my friend's house, spent the night outside. He thought I was faking the sleepwalking (I guess I looked awake, and I did wake up easily) and was trying to get him to film and partake in a weird ass porn video he wouldn't let me explain shit and litterally fucking pushed me out the front door. It was what I had suspected but didn't want to say on /x/ yet cause it's fucking horrible but turns out I've been sticking lettuce up my ass the last two nights. I was in front of his fridge with about a handfull in when my "friend" woke me up freaking out. I clearly have a problem, I skipped school and have been looking up shit all day but I can't find anything that even ressembles this. I did learn what the expression "turn a blind eye" means though, it's ignoring a situation which you're supposed to do something about but I have no clue what I'm fucking supposed to do about this... I can't sleep strapped to a fucking bed for the rest of my life. That's where you come in /x/, I need any information related to sleepwalking/reccuring dreams/sleep you can give me, please guys.

>>19504133
I've never seen this and It has no connection whatsoever to this situation except for the man in my dream (dunno what LARPing is).

>>19506930
Roleplaying.

>>19506919
To be honest I would have done the same if someone opened my fridge and started shoving things up his ass after telling me to record him.

Did the sleepwalking thing happen before? Were you ever molested?

>>19507027
I have sleepwalked before, nothing like this bullshit though. When I was very young I did have some problems like that yeah, I'm over it though, I barely remember.

>>19496988
I fucking love you lmao