Saturn Hexagon Life Burst theory

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Not a religious post (that's outside of the issue) but I was looking at this picture of Saturn on another thread, then suddenly, it hit me: like the ice jet volcanos on certain moons, life may have evolved by different planets interacting...

Bear with me, you know how fungus spores work? Those things can go anywhere (like in a dark empty box) and suddenly you have mushrooms growing.

Well anyway, tl;Dr the hexagon of Saturn appears upon visual inspection to be a lava lamp if sorts, and with the amount of force going on there you could see storms exude bursts of crystalline minerals that, once projected out into space and landing on Earth, create the perfect "petri dish" conditions for life to form. What do you all think?

You could even (theoretically) overload a star to produce bursts of energy which create the right surface conditions on distant targeted planets to generate such "seed storms"