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Hey you useless cock sponges, I want to get into mindfulness

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Hey you useless cock sponges, I want to get into mindfulness meditation but that Lotus style shit is gay.
How do I meditate lying down? Preferably in bed so I can meditate while your mom rides me.
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go back to pebbit aclu
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you clearly have the zen peace of mind figured out and you're ready to progress to the higher planes of consciousness.
>meditate in bed while your mom rides me
look up sex magixxx
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>>19488859
OP is a fool, try clearing your mind, clear all thoughts, listen to chanting or Shamanic Drumming. The First time I tried it I experianced Ego Death, the separation from myself
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>>19488859
Dude I'm going to be honest you sound like a 19-20-year old who is just about to hit the peak of schizophrenia. Because you think you're really special, and posting on the chans. Don't listen to the voices in a couple of months, okay?
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>>19489288
Or fuck it, do what you want. Become most powerful and rule the world from your couch. Fuck it ese
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Hey you gosh damn fuckers, you can tell by my rad motherfuckin language I'm one of you and an enlightened being. Can you tell me what the greatest type of magic is and why it is summoning a tulpa? Also if you read this you're probably schizo and should stop lurking on /x before an internet site gives you a modern iteration of an overactive eye into the paranormal world around us. Thanks fags.
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>>19488859
tantric sex, dude.

fuck anon's mom so hard that it shoots you both into a new dimension of ectoplasmic ecstasy.

you know that I'm watching.
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