Weird Eclipse Story

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I was walking in the wholesale flower district that day. And I passed by this place where this old Chinese man, he usual sells me strange and exotic cuttings because he knows, you see, that strange plants are my hobby. He didn't have anything unusual there that day, so I was about to you know, walk on by, when suddenly and without warning there was this total eclipse of the sun. It got very dark and there was this strange humming sound, like something from another world. And when the light came back there was this weird plant just sitting there, just you know, stuck in, among the zinnias. I could've sworn it hadn't been there before, but the old Chinese man sold it to me anyway for a dollar ninety-five.