If magic was real

>>19479759
I'd make a pie

Idk, cool shit

Definitely not share it with anybody else lest a thread on /x/ have some merit to it one day.
Validating some bored autist/schizoid is my ultimate nightmare in that scenario.

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I'd style my hair magically so it's always perfect but never stays in the exact same shape.

>>19480089
also this
never validate anything except your own ego

>>19480105
tfw you cant validate any forms ever again

To make the world a better place.

>>19480089
That seems overly hostile and shallow to me.

>>19479759
Magic is real tho

>>19480161
Then what do you use it for

>>19480181
Blow shit up and start a war

When I'm done using it to make the world a better place, I would use it to have lots of sex with lots of beautiful girls.

>>19480161
Are you jihad

>>19480181
Little things like getting luck on my side and getting the right kind of people to pop up in my life.

power

>>19480193
How long did it take to get that tripcode

magic actually is real. but it's not something that you do. it's something that you are. you'll never find it if you keep looking outside of yourself. you don't even really need to learn it, because you're doing it all the time anyway.

here's how magic works:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF-ZVRpwUqY

>>19480213
8 hours.

>>19480219
Thats a long time

>>19480200
That always happens, you just don't notice until you start to believe in magic. I mean real magic.

>>19480262
Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart?

>>19479759
I would use it to transform myself into anything i want

I would use it to heal people.

I would also turn myself into a kawaii girl with pink hair and cat ears.

>>19480181
Not sure I want to say. Used it to get things I need.

>>19480341
Oh no
Random weirdo online knowing what you do in your free time
Truly a living hell

>>19480287
That is noble.

>>19480416
Kek. Not really about that. I don't want to jynx anything. Life is going pretty decent right now.

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Fuck y'all I'm tryna use my magic to create a stand (preferably Star Platinum or The World)

>>19480150
funny

>>19480521
fuck both of em

I'll wish for a BMW 640i convertible with 3 hot chicks in the backseat.

>>19480278
nope

>>19480694
Get out

>>19480698
makeme

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>>19480521
it's a known fact that ZA WARUDO is the only logical choice

I'd use it to better myself and to help the woman of my desires stay healthy and strong.

>>19480759
ok

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>>19480789
They're the exact same fucking stand

>>19480673
You do realize your wish is vague enough to be extremely susceptible to the Monkey's paw effect right? I mean you don't even need to skew it that far, just make it be something you come across rather than something that magically appears in a situation that involves you being the owner.

>>19479759
i'd get aesthetics, pussy, money, and then would start helping people

>>19481847
>i'd get aesthetics
Not even magic can save that face of yours.

>>19480262
I mean yeah, but when you know how it works you can better control the result.

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>>19479759
>What would you use magic for?
Knowledge and defense. Never attack.

>>19479759
I'd use it to turn myself into a girl so that I can have periods and get pregnant

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>>19479759
to make people's lives around me better, or whatever it is required for in a situation

>>19483320
>how it works
But that's not how it works anon. It's magic. It can work however you want.
>>19483749
>required for
It's not required for anything. We got this far without magic. The only thing it would really be needed for was to solve a problem created by magic.

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>>19484015
>got this far without magic
U wot m8?

>>19484098
I'm just saying magic wouldn't become magically relevant if it exists. We don't *need* it for anything.

>>19484118
Maybe we're using different definitions here.
How are you defining magic?

>>19484139
The kind that lets me make my bed using magic, elevating the mattress so I can fold it perfectly and everything. ie., the "no limits" kind.

>>19484160
>making a bed
No limits magic, and... that's what you'd do with it?

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Id destroy the world

>>19484179
Well what would you do with it? It's not my fault I'm a perfectionist. Magic would just let me act on it more directly.

>>19484194
Think bigger
Like... making two beds

>>19484272
That idea actually excited me. I only have the one bed I sleep on, but if I had roommates that were up for it I'd totally do it for them too. I don't think you really appreciate how much those wrinkles bother me.

>>19479759
I'd fuck with drunk/high people. Possibly in my own pocket dimension. Like I wouldn't hurt anyone physically, just fuck with them for about an hour and then let them go

>>19479759
I would spread absolute chaos but magically trick everyone into believing that I'm establishing order.

>>19480219
how do I tripcode? I'm a faggot with aspirations.

>>19479759
I'd free myself and my families lifes from being wageslaves and begin a journey of exploration, and then try to find the endgame to the universe. learn all there is to know. that typashit

>>19479759
revenge

>>19479759
I'd use magic to boost my gains.

>>19485899
what the fuck is that supposed to mean??? are you going to enlarge your balls? i'm sorry... its just that... what the fuck do you need gains for if you can do anything with magic?

Make my semen give traps a more feminine voice.

I like to think of it as making the world a slightly better place, one high quality blowjob at a time.

>>19486022
also make a tv show with magical fart ventriloquism.

Imagine how funny it would be if you could drop a really grotty little fart into small, enclosed spaces with 2 important or volatile people in them.

They'd both have no logical option but to think it was some kind of power trip, display of dominance by the other person. It would be awesome.

>>19479759
You'd be just like Monk.

>>19479759
You know how in certain open world vidya you can put cheat codes in the game and basically fuck around? I'd probably do the same shit. God mode, superpowers, invisibility, time manipulation, appearance manipulation. I'd play out all the fantasies of course. Play the hero, villain, create my waifu, live the perfect life, etc.

Eventually though, I'd probably get bored as shit. So when I'm done with all that, I'll make a rule that will hide all my powers and wipe my memories of it, and put me back in the same life I had before the powers.

I'll also create a secret condition that once activated will cause me to remember everything and gain all my powers again. Some silly condition like, if I ever stub my toe at the exact time of 3:45am, then I'll remember everything, or some shit like that.

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I'd make a golem piloted by other, smaller golems.
Picture related if you enjoy Hawaiian themed sex.

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>>19479759
to seal all the magic away.

I'd make my hair float like that Salazar guy in the new pirates movie. Or like... making it look like I'm breathing smoke all the time.

A E S T H E T I C S

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>>19479759
make white people respect and fear me

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>>19479759

Using white magic to heal the sick would cut a huge swath into the medical industry internationally pushing many people into unemployment, ruin entire industries, and the financial institutions which invested in them; and would and would retard our R&D into the medical sciences..... but I doubt few Doctors, ethical one, would be to resist using it to help a suffering patient in need if the opportunity arose to use it.

>The laws of unintended consequences and dark horse/butterfly effect cascades.

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>>19479759
I would use it tolo help the world as much as I can and to surpass my humanity and become a "higher" being.

So I guess for both public and personal means, which is pretty neat in my opinion

>>19479759
Make myself pretty ;n;

>>19479759
That's not perfectionism...That's Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

>>19487331
Yes, the introduction of magic would probably let me go full blown OCD.

I would turn into an animal at will and go around scaring the crap out of people who damage my new forest home! Maybe start spreading more rumours of werewolves, skinwalkers, etc.

>>19479759
To reach immortality...duh. There's always gonna be someone stronger and more talented than you, so just outlive them and shit all over what they have achieved.

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To get a gf

Maintain perfect physical health
Expose and defeat (((them)))

>>19479759
going on interdimensional adventures

>>19488054
>rick rant intensifies.gif

>>19486554
Madness!

>>19479759
>Personally, I'd use it to advance my perfectionism. Keep my bed sheets perfectly folded, make sure my cups are equidistant on the shelf, stuff like that.
Then why don't you? Maybe you're just not good enough to do it?

>>19479759
Train specificall in fire magic. But never use it in public. Refine it to the point I can make a clear hot >1mm thick layer of pure heat around me, or on a singular spot on my body.
>nigga shoots at me
>bullets fucking explode due to 100 degree kelvin heat
>shrapnel evaporates
>very calmly tell him I'm the grim reaper
>it's not his time yet
>rinse and repeat with freaking people out

Making poeple love me.

Manipulative, I know.

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>>19487696
What if I told you

Magic doesn't exist

But you can still use it to get a gf

>>19479759
>magix exists
>find genie
>make two wishes
>wish for three more wishes
>????
>repeat to infinity

>>19479759
Understanding the universe probably.

Mathematics.

Maybe help myself overcome my fear of death.

Getting bitches when the other three make me depressed.

>>19491936
>Understanding the universe probably.
>Mathematics.
>Maybe help myself overcome my fear of death.
>Getting bitches when the other three make me depressed.
Does this qualify as Chad Lich?

>>19479759
Probably to live forever.

Also I would go around giving people actual spells that I knew would go horribly wrong for them just for entertainment.

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I'd use magic to learn more about magic.

>>19479759
Rule the world
OR just have a happy productive life with low key enchantment (hidden in plain sight).

>>19479759

Magick is real, there are just agreed upon limits to its use among anyone capable of violating them.

>>19486898
banish all niggers to the shadow realm

>>19493114
>niggers inhabit shadow realm for generations
>adapt to the conditions of the shadows
>their skin darkens
>keep sending them back
>arbitrarily decide to send whoever you want to the shadow realm because lolthey'llallturnblackanyway
>having an arbitrary system for determining who gets sent to the shadow realm

Nice try anon, but you can't hide your tyranny.

Turn into a dragon and hide in a cave with a hoard of stuff I like.

>>19483742
why the fuck would you want either of those things

>>19480581
funny scream

>>19479759

Use it for real mundane things, like making plants grow and curing blemishes

I'd be Tom Bombadil, basically

up

>>19493517
>making plants grow
That's not mundane, that's magical and amazing.

>>19479759
banging hot sluts in my dreams

>>19479759
I'd kill myself

transform myself into an eternally young, immortal, shapeshifting qt femboy trap with a huge dick, obvs

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Move stuff in other's houses when people aren't around, make them see weird things are happening around them and make them think they are becoming crazy.

For my amusement of course.

>>19479759
Use it like drugs. To give myself reward chemicals. Get high and such.

Kill pizzagate fuckers

>>19484302
Uh? If i were a perfectionist i'd do more radical stuff like destroy our current universe and just meditate within my own mind.

>>19485914
Why not? Getting swol is all that really matters anyway.

I've been thinking about this a lot, and i've come to the conclusion that even if i became omnipotent, i'd still be a miserable being.

I'd probably try to create a magical fantasy realm, then try make myself forget the fact that i created it, but set it up in such a way that if i die i regain my omnipotency.

>>19493427
because bleeding out every month and popping out a mini me every nine months is better than having mutilated genitals, fuck that shit

Magically turn me into a real biological female dammit

I would use my magic to make Poppy love me.

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I would abandon normal life, because why not? With magic I could live how I want.

>>19491563
kms

I would to people who need help and help them, but not in the normal way. I'm not going to make their problems despair. I'd help them by going to the and become the friend and give them advice on how to fix their problems. I'd also make sure they wouldn't touch me. After their problems are fixed I'd give them a physical gift and tell I'm not real and that I'm just a figment of their imagination. Then I'd fade away.

But by leaving them the gift it'd make them think they're crazy. When in reality they got the help they need and I got to fuck with them.

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>>19479759
I would use it to rig my way up the societal ladder, until I had accrued enough power and influence to be invited into the inner circle of the truly elite.

>>19479759
I'd use in enchantments to fortify my art's reach and to make it's intent/meaning more clear in order to inspire compassion and general not being a shitty person in my audience.

Oh, wait. I already do that, hah

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>>19480193
GTFO TRIPFAG AAAAA

>>19479759
I have the irresistible urge to punch OP in the face

Why is this thread at the bottom?

>>19481011
za warudos time stop is better

>>19500688
It is merely a hypothetical.

>>19498008
Poppy loves you

>>19490713
Sparta!

>>19480221
For you....

if i don't like you you're kind of fucked and i'll throw your ass somewhere
also probably give random people and animals random erections kek

i don't actively use magic aside noticing that it is a phenomenon.
i remain inert. i rather not cast my ripple and i accept what washes
my way. i'm less interested in magic than i am casual psychic phenomenon.

>>19479759
>Gain wisdom but not so much it destroys my soul.
>Destroy the international clique
>Speed as fast as I want down the road, and then be able to play cat and mouse with the cops before vanishing/popping onto the other sides of fences just to fuck with them.
>fly around purely out of the joy of flying
>create my dream lover
I'm sure that sounds a little greedy, but it would be fun.