What Do you Think of the Illuminati x/?

A bunch of assholes that harass me with telepathic communication.

>>19479585
What do they say, anon?

A convenient excuse for people being stupid. It's easier to think there's some evil masterminds as to why life sucks rather than just a lot of dumb shit piling up.

The biggest argument against the idea of the illuminati is people talking about the illuminati. If they're everywhere and you know their symbols, why would they keep using their symbols?

>>19479552
I want them to give me more monies. I be poor. I can be your best friend or worst enemy.

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>>19479602
The truth is much worse desu famalam

>>19479602
Oh they're real anon

>>19479585
The Bohemian Grove is an off shoot of their death day cult.
They used to worship the nuclear apocalypse with the symbol of the owl.
They have complete control over the world and their militaries.
They have garnered advanced biological weaponry. Nanotechnology that can be implanted into the human brain that allows for control of the body and subsequently telepathic communication.
They used to watch women who were going to commit murder, and if they caught them in the act while they were watching them they would plan out a misfortunate end for them.
They also have enslaved all the male and female celebrities and use them in a rape farm. All the sex is virtual though.
These guys are really annoying.

>>19479606
Stop posting this
Write youre own pasta plz

>>19479607
Welp. You've convinced me.

>>19479608
Truth hurts eh?
I've posted this more times today than in almost 2 years.

Illuminatay?

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>>19479602
>terrorist attack in Barcelona
>read the newspaper
>Isis: We attacked crusaders and jews!

Oooh boy, surely there's nobody behind this.

>>19479629
Haha oh yeah virtual sex and nanotech brain control

>>19479637
There is no need for VR illusions and nanotech to make almost everyone to believe the BS man.

>>19479632
I mean, first off, ISIS will claim they orchestrated your sick kickflip if they think it makes them look cool.

Second of all, it's a pretty big leap in logic to think a terrorist attack is proof of a world order.

>>19479667
Spanish anon here.
I can safely tell most spanish think there is something fishy about this attack.
The culprits basically feel like they were edgy teens, unlike in 2004 or every ETA attack.
Honestly makes me wonder wtf have we done with society.

>>19479552

I think.

>>19479552
I don't even think about it.

>>19479667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdUGO1k1s78

>>19479552
Correct if I'm wrong but aren't there three branches?
>Gnostic
>Catholic
>Jewish
Are these the three branches? I know the good ones depends on who you ask.

>>19480250
You got 2 of 3 right.
>Jewish
>Christian
>Islam

>>19480277
Does Islam have an Illuminati? The only effective Christian illuminati I know of is the Vatican, and possibly the Gnostics. If Islam does have a branch in the Illuminati can you tell me about it?

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>>19480291
Sufis could possibly qualify.

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I've just one question - when can I start?

>>19480301
You have no idea what you are talking about lol.

>>19480389
Honestly? No.
Sufis are more like islamic gnosticism afaik

>>19480403
no they are not, more of the muslim are sufis and it's not a cult like or anything, there is actually nothing even remotely close to illuminati in islam.

>>19480428
most of*

Freemasons=knights templar=illuminati

>>19480446
The Illuminatti leads the freemasons. Many freemasons are converting to Gnosticism, which is a good sign.

>>19480454
Anon, the World is slowly switching to Gnosticism.
Just take a look in details.

>>19480431
Lol most aren't

>>19479552
If they are reading this, which they are or aren't, I'm on the give if they're or the take... Or you know, other way around. I'm happy to be their soulless puppet too. It works both ways.

>>19480461
As a Gnostic this pleases me.

>>19479607
they were real.
they were good people.
now they're just a bunch of larpers.

>>19480490
Me too anon, me too...
Too bad I won't live to see it in it's rightful place.
I don't have time for it... and for a lot of things I'd love to feel.

>>19480495
What makes you say that?

>>19480446
>Freemasons=knights templar=illuminati

The Templars are NOT the Illuminati.

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>>19479552
They're coming to an end