what are the criteria for becoming a ghost?

>>19476403
Traumatic death. You jive turkey.

>>19476403
you just die and your resenment gives new live to what's left of your soul

>>19476403
being dead

>>19476403
The steps to becoming a ghost (ghostin'):

>travel to jew York
>walk the streets until you find a nathans famous hotdog stand
>By 10 hotdogs
>eat three, throw away 6, 1 remains
>insert into anus
>poop hotdog out on homeless man
>kill yourself
>you are ghost now

I always wanted to start a thread like this. My life is shit and ALS, cancer, and alzheimers run in my family history. If I dont end up killing myself then I guess I'll end up dying a slow and miserable death.

So how can I become a ghost, not like those shitty ghost that push cars off the train tracks, I mean a phantom or poltergeist ghost kind.

>>19476403
You're already one, you just gotta /feel/ it man