Missouri gets two total eclipses in under a decade. The path of 2017 and 2024 overlap here.
Welp, we know where the aliens are landing now.
I like to imagine we'll one day find another planet with life on it. We'll research the planet extensively before making contact to find the best place and conditions to land.
Then we say "Fuck it guys, let's just wait for the planet's to align in some arbitrary shape and land during an eclipse or something. That'll really fuck with 'em".
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They both cross in Carbondale, IL. But as a Missourian, I hope the ayys will just glass Illinois.
Yeah dumbass it's not like Missouri is right in the center of the country or anything... oh wait
You retards will believe anything. Learn how to read a map