How do i know if somebody is an skinwalker

I hope he doen'st find this thread because would know that im virgin and possibly ask how to summon succubus.

yer ded fucko

>>19476032
If you see a dog or some shit staring into your window with human like intelligence, shoot it and turn yourself in. Prison's a lot better than being torn limb from limb.

>>19476523
I wouldnt jump the gun. Maybe the dude has had a run in and doesn't know how to deal with it.

>>19476032
I can't describe it, but trust me, you'll know. You can feel it. In your dick.

>>19476032
ask them if they are a skin walker. If they say yes they are a skinwalker. If they say no, they might still be a skinwalker, so best not take any chances.

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>>19476032
Is it bad that he would be a skinwalker?
I am Cree, and I was always told growing up that skinwalkers are a good sign that the spirits are watching over you, so you are being protected. It is said that it's one of the highest forms of power one can obtain.

The way I see it, you're in safe hands

>>19476032
all you can do now is pray and an hero

>>19476523
I'd argue that getting your insides shred by mandingo 9 incher daily is just as bad.

>>19477088
Oh look the bears playing basketball!

Thank you, guys now i have better s
Sixth sense of paranormal beings
Sixth sense + 1

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>tfw skinwalkers are actually real

>How do i know if somebody is an skinwalker
I wouldn't worry about it

Skinwalkers aren't real ya dip

>>19476032
Your coworker is hoping to become an initiate. You must carefully broach the esoteric and gain an ally by saving him from himself.

A Skinwalker is not fool enough to be revealed by simple wallpapers

>>19477456
Nice try skinwalker

>>19477088
bs, skinwalker a navajo curse you cuck

>>19476032

test

>>19478778
I can't speak for everyone. But not every tribe is gonna have the same interpretation of myths and legends.
My reserve lives right on the border of cree and dené territory. The navajo originally came from northern Canada. Their views of skin walkers changed after seperating.

I don't see why you have to call anyone a cuck because of different views. Skinwalkers are cree spirits too

>>19477088i

Sounds like something a skinwalker would say

Well for one, they probably wouldn't be downloading pics of themselves onto their computer, let alone be using a computer.

>>19477088
Nice try skinwalker

>>19477088
Wrong skinwalker.
I don't know why they gave it that name, fleshgait or something is more appropriate.
These things are neither spiritual nor human.

>>19479118
Hmm, well how would these navajo skinwalkers be interpreted, what do they do?
If anything, these sound alot like Wihtikôwa/cannibals. But the thing is, that a wihtikôw can be look like anything; from full human, half human, to animal.
I think in English they're call windigos or something.

>>19476548
He might be looking it up because he thinks you or someone else is a Skinwalker

>>19477088
Almost had me skinwalker

>>19477456
>>19477633
>>19477088
>>19478821
What's up with all these skinwalkers today?

>>19479199
Honestly I don't really follow skinwalkers too closely, the more believable variation always seemed like the one most similar to lycanthropy, but with a more spiritual approach.

Wendigo seems like a more appropriate a comparison to these things, but unlike OP's description they're not exactly subtle and you can usually tell there's something wrong pretty quickly.

>>19479399

Speaking of Wendigo, I heard that there was a real picture of one, is that legit ?

>>19476032
I don't think that skinwalkers THAT smart and involed in human society
Do you noticed something strange in that dialogue like patterned phrases or voice tember?
I think there is nothing to worry about and It's another paranoid guy from /x/ on your work, or... Skinwalkers literally knows how to use computers, lol

itt: fucking wendigo shills

>>19479412
Hmmm no... Maybe im being paranoid

>>19479410
I saw one where you could see some light refractions like if somebody invisible was there, like when yo apply the Stealth camouflage on metal gear

>>19479410
Unlikely.
A lot of the descriptions given are vague and contradictory, so it probably wouldn't be called as such.
The most popular picture claim is that Cirque du Soleil contortionist act where someone is pretending to be this backwards legged creature coming up the side of the road.

They're not perfect imitators, and prefer luring their prey rather than outright attacking, but they're smart enough to avoid leaving a picture-taking survivor.

>>19479458
Then just talk to that guy, say that you intrested in paranormal-skinwalkers-shit too, maybe you make a new freind or... Skinwalker freind

>>19479473

I see, thanks for this clarification. But are they real ?

>>19479484
The problem is..
Its a woman...
How do i do now?

>>19479505
Ask her out? Unless you're too beta that is, but you don't seem like it since you've already confronted her about it. She's probably just looking up some shit about skinwalkers so you two should get together and discuss more about it. If she is actually a skinwalker then well, it was nice knowing you I guess.

>>19479505
Lol, typical 4chan
Woman is more scary than a Skinwalker

>>19479497
I mean, if we knew for sure they wouldn't be on /x/ would they?
Are they possible, and are there correlations and otherwise unexplained phenomena that could suggest they could be real? Yes.

As to what you should believe, we still discover an average of 10,000 species of creatures a year, and know an embarassingly small amount of how the world works, so it's really up to just how openminded you are.

>>19479505

Ask her to go ghost hunting or skinwalker hunting with you. Tell her you like spooky things too.

Alright we should get right into and post some interesting flashgait/skinwalker greentext stories.

>>19479570
>>19479531
>>19479525
Btw..
Women like these kind of weird paranormal shit?

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Tell her you like paranormal shit, and go on paranormal forums. Women frequent this site more often than you think.

>>19479657
They are more into it than most men actually my dude. Just fuck that skinwalker already.

>>19479657
Depends on the woman, dude.
Talk to her and see what she likes.

>>19479673
>>19479685
>>19479679
Sounds fun, i'll try and if i fail i will write the greentext of how i ruined it

>>19479700
Sure, sure. If you live that is.

>>19479700
On second thought, you jumped to the conclusion that they were a skinwalker based on them looking at a picture of a skinwalker.
I'm not too confident in your social interaction skills.

>>19479700
>Local special needs man devoured by Cannibal monster after trying to get some ass

>>19479762
There i give you my stats
Streght - 6
Agility - 5
Dex - 5
Charisma - 6
Int - 7
Luck - 3

Wanna see my skill tree?

>>19479786
...I just.
God help you.

>>19479802
Aha almost forgot
Faith - 9

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>>19477088
Fucking SIDF

stupid fools. skinwalkers aren't human, they are demons and aren't living or ever were living in the flesh.

>>19480843
Shit, this picture is great

>>19481051
Yeah, but reading these schizophrenics made me paranoic about the topic, now im considering that a 6/10 is some kind of monster

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>>19477088

Stop larping. There's no such thing as skinwalkers.

>>19476032
Carry wolfsbane on your person, preferably hidden on your upper body like in a shirt pocket. If somebody near you looks visibly stressed it's because they smelt it too late on the approach and must bear the repellent's proximity without making you notice. At this point you have two options, make your move or let the creature pass, but whichever you choose it will not stop the skinwalker from marking you as someone they need to stop from revealing their identity.

>>19479786
more like
Strength - 4
Agility - 4
Dex - 4
Charisma - 2
Int - 3
Luck - 5

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>>19482336
>>19480843

>>19482399
So let me get this straight, you carry this stuff around and it marks you as their enemy that needs to be removed? So you are literally marking yourself to be taken out?

If we can trust /k/, AR-15 and incendiary is a good solution for any skinwalker problem

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>>19482496

>>19482481
You asked for a way to see if somebody is a skinwalker and I gave you the only one that doesn't require delving deep into ancient Injun magic, the type of shit you have no possibility of being able to do yourself unless you were somehow both Navajo and trained in using the magic required to reveal skinwalkers. You probably aren't though because you're a fucking faggot that asks strangers on the internet for this type of shit in the first place.

>>19482514
You fucking retard I am not OP, he is an innocent.

>>19482528
How the fuck do you suppose I'm to find out if the person replying to me is the same one I'm replying to or not? It's an anonymous image board with no IDs and you didn't put "I'm not the same guy you were replying to" anywhere in your post.

>>19482536
I never implied I was the OP, he writes in the first person, and doesn't usually punctuate the end of his last sentence.

>>19482536
>you didn't put "I'm not the same guy you were replying to" anywhere in your post
We do that sometimes.

How would you know if you were a skinwalker?
asking for a friend

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>>19480843
Holy shit I became a meme

Saved, friend

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>>19476032
Just ask. If it says no, it definitely is one. Either way, try to Fuck it and report back.

>>19482655
What movie is this from?

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>>19476574
but im a girl anon

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>>19482465
delete this please

>>19482655
Yeah, what movie is that?
I have a thing for creepy skinny mangy humanoids

>>19482730
>>19482689
Thale. Some Norwegian horrow film that came out in 2012

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>>19482843

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Skinwalkers - ash bullets
Wendigo - fire
Pretty much you kill anything with enough bullets people.
I love being in Australia, but these fucks over here are hiding shit from us. Over heard some dude talking about the only way to get firepower here is to hunt the critters that live in the dark.

>>19482707
No

>>19482905
>Over heard some dude talking about the only way to get firepower here is to hunt the critters that live in the dark.
They drop guns? What do you mean by firepower?

>>19482908
Probably meant semi or fullauto weapons.
I only over heard, didn't talk to them.

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red pill me on why skinwalkers are so great?

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>>19482926
Good reason to go hunting with a big ass gun.

>>19482440
Why do you are so sure that im a weak fat retard who can't socialize

>>19482481
Just like what the juden did today

>>19479386
Haha I know right?
Man they're crazy and weird, unlike us. We're the cool guys. We should hang out some time. Where do you live? :)

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>>19482969
Proof im not a fat retard, and yes the date is backwards I know that oh well

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>>19482705

>>19476523
If you kill someone's dog you're a bad person, all dogs exhibit some degree of 'human like' intelligence because they're social mammals bread to cohabituate with humans and understand our behaviour.

This guy should go to jail for wishing harm on animals, scum

>>19483034
you need some sun.

>>19483050
Pretty sure most of this board consists of night owls. Probably the creepypasta induced insomnia.

>>19483058
>creepypasta induced insomnia.
not me, been looking for a scary creepypasta though, if you know any gimme a name

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>>19483064
I would love to help but I don't know anything remotely fresh. If you have read the creepypasta threads you pretty much have seen what I have.

On another note, does anyone know any good skinwalker themed movies?

>>19483034
i didn't said that you were, im trying to say i ain't.

>>19476032
Ffs, readed? Read, you simpering dolt. Fuck, i wish the meteorite would come.

>>19483088
well i used to but i dont any more

>>19483098
>you simpering dolt.
okay weiss

>>19483098
Ffs, i? Read, you worthless slubberdegullion. Fuck, I wish the happening would happen.

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dump spoopy greentext

>>19476042
Kek. I'm shaking. Of all the threats I've personally witnessed, that's the scariest.

>>19476032
Next time I change subjects, I'll be sure you don't see my skinwalker pictures. That's a promise.

>>19483230
A girl wrote that trying to pretend to be a boy and apparently doesn't know what the term rural means if she thinks that somewhere that has coyotes in the back garden isn't "rural".

>>19483034
Work chest more faggot.

>>19483098
Thanks, i was unsure how to write it.

>>19483258
Better focus on your job

>>19483034
Get some sun and id be happy to pound your prime boipuss with my hot load

>>19483405
What the hell, seriously why the thread become a gay meeting place?.

>>19483408
Im sorry. Usually people post their bodies when they want sexual attention. I just gave you my 2 cents.
My offer still stands btw.

>>19483408

what the fuck do you think this board is?

btw, the only reason im in this thread is because no one is posting in other threads

>>19483409
Still nice chest, bro ;)
Wanna hunt skinwalkers?

>>19476032
He probably thought that you thought he was. Crazy psycho and was trying to hide his embarrassment. Take the hint. We are more bizzare than alien elephants with hot dog fingers and lettuce for balls. If you put one of us side by side with a xenomorph and asked a crowd who the alien was we would be on a one way rocket to the sun while *SCREEEECH GARBLE GRRRGRRR REEEEEE HISSSSS* IS EATING A BIG MAC AND PLAYING HALO.

>>19476523
What? Dude dismemberment death is way better than having to kill a whole prison and destroy the east coast

>>19482843
>horrow
kys fgt

>>19483429
Im not the anon who took his shirt off to make a point. So im not sure why ud reply to me. And i dont know where to find skinwalkers. Im in europe

>>19483462
Yeah, that makes a lot of much more sense, thanks, anon

>>19483470
>telling someone to kill them selves because of a typo.
Does anyone like you ?

>>19483477
Anyways that faggot treated me like an fat retard who can't socialize

>>19483484
Aww, poor baby. She got her feefees hurt by a mean guy on the interwebs ;___;
Make sure you got your favorite stuffed toy with you when you go to your safe space!

>>19483488
I dont even know whos who anymore.
But id gladly fuck or go hunting with either one of you

I spilled some Coca Cola brand soda all over my shirt
a very human like action

>>19483521
Haha i dropped all my spaguetti in the floor in front of an 6/10 disguised skinwalker

>>19483494
>some guy says a comment
>autist spergs out like a child

>>19483494
>she
>?

>>19479807
Topkek

>>19483975
Funny + 1

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Post more greentext skinwalker stories.

>>19476032
Here's what you do, pull out your phone and show them a good meme, if they don't get the meme they are a skinwalker. I know it's stupid but only humans enjoy a meme.

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>>19484560
This works? Senpai?.

>>19483470
Just a typo my dude. Also not the same person your autistic ass is sperging out to. Why don't you drink a cold glass of water instead of posting childish shit every time you see a typo queer?

>>19482689
splice

>>19482730
its fucking splice

>>19479657
It might shock you, but women like all sorts of different things. Just like dogs or people.

>>19487306
I tought they were only interested in chads.
This threat made me discover more than i expected

>>19483044
t. skinwalker

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=khyjTTyocVs

Is this a skinwalker?

Ok, what is the lore on these fuckers? I am going to attempt to create a compilation.

>They mimic soundbytes they here to try to lure victims
>Are intelligent enough to use cries for help or something such as "come here" from those present such as a girlfriends voice on a camping trip
>Appearances can vary, some claim they can even shapeshit
>When appearing as animal like creatures they are said to be slightly rotten looking
>Sometimes appear as a human/animal hybrid similar to were creatures of legend, but usually decomposed looking
>When appearing as humans they look like the guy from MiB who was a bug wearing skin and had an off appearance
>walks upright, on all fours, a combination, upside down on all fours, or really whatever
>Usually encountered in the wilderness
>Super strong
>Fast
>Very violent, on rare occasions can be "reasoned" with, such as territory marking or proclaiming your intent to leave
>Definitely a carnivore
>Wolfsbane is a deterrent, it is unpleasant but does not drive them away, they will recognize you as a knowledgeable threat
>Very strong smell of death and decay when in a decomposed form
>Those around them tend to feel extreme fear and dread, may be from encounter and not an aura
>May be demons, or humans that have undergone a mystical transformatin
>From some indian lore this requires murdering and eating someone you love
>In other legends it is a curse
>In areas where they are pets and homeless are said to dissapear

>>19489773
There are also histories of them impersonating other people, and considering that they can reason the only thing i can assume is that they are demons

>>19489936
They are old native american shamans actually. The whole skinwalker bs came from them when they ate too much cacti and shrooms.

>>19484811
If whom you show the meme is an adult it might not work. So dont go stabbing a person just because he or she didnt burst out laughing at a frog picture

>>19489773
Smell of blood and copper

Is /x/ still in agreement with that infographic that detailed the split between fleshgait, goatman and skinwalker? Skinwalkers simply being a human who's gained transformative power, while a fleshgait is its own thing?

Why are skinwalkers such niggers? Why fuck shit up for no reason?

>>19483216

He described Emu footprints... They're often farmed in the same places and way you would farm a horse. He probably just saw some other bird prints on his roof.

The guy on the side of the road probably was hitch-hiking because his truck broke down. But, he obviously couldn't take his horse with him. The footprints ended when someone picked him up. He probably just missed the emu footprints going off into the woods.

>>19490004
Can you please poost it?

>They mimic soundbytes they here to try to lure victims
>Are intelligent enough to use cries for help or something such as "come here" from those present such as a girlfriends voice on a camping trip
>Appearances can vary, some claim they can even shapeshit
>When appearing as animal like creatures they are said to be slightly rotten looking
>Sometimes appear as a human/animal hybrid similar to were creatures of legend, but usually decomposed looking
>When appearing as humans they look like the guy from MiB who was a bug wearing skin and had an off appearance
>Can also impersonate people
>walks upright, on all fours, a combination, upside down on all fours, or really whatever
>Usually encountered in the wilderness
>Super strong
>Fast
>Very violent, on rare occasions can be "reasoned" with, such as territory marking or proclaiming your intent to leave
>Definitely a carnivore
>Wolfsbane is a deterrent, it is unpleasant but does not drive them away, they will recognize you as a knowledgeable threat
>Very strong smell of of blood and copper when in a decomposed form
>Those around them tend to feel extreme fear and dread, may be from encounter and not an aura
>May be demons, or humans that have undergone a mystical transformatin
>From some indian lore this requires murdering and eating someone you love
>In other legends it is a curse
>In areas where they are pets and homeless are said to dissapear

>>19489955
>>19489936

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>>19490116

>>19490052
More like the jews, tricky and maleficent

>>19489939
This

>>19490121
Thank you, that clears up some confusion.

>>19490121
Thanks anon this is very informative

>>19489947
She showed me some normie memes, so is not a skinwalker,just a possible maniac.

>>19477088
go away you skinwalker you almost got me with your skinwalker-advises

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>>19486990
It's not fucking Splice moron. Anon already posted the correct title: "Thale".

Anyone curious - I thought it looked cool so I tried watching it - it's not very good. May be better if you speak the language. 5/10

Now she told me she is single, does this mean something?

>>19476032
You have a soul that inhabits a body, therefore everyone is a skinwalker.

>>19479505

SKINWALKER SEX

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>>19479505
Is she white? If yes then she's probably not a skinwalker. If no, then is she native? If yes, then there's a slim possibility. If no, then, you're probably safe and only have a woman on your hands to deal with.

>>19476523
You're retarded.

Skinwalkers usually take the shape of Deer and other animals, but can look like Wolves. When they do, they don't have tails, and their eyes are a weird color. Sometimes yellow, almost glowing.

If it doesn't exhibit these signs, it probably isn't a Skinwalker and you'd have just shot someone's dog. I'd be more scared of the Dog's owner than a Skinwalker at that point.

All of my dogs are 14, 16 and 17 years old. Someone shoots my animal, and I'm probably going to kill them dead.

>>19492254
Already discovered that its a woman, should i feel more fear now?

>>19490075
Dude... Emu's aren't indigenous to Michigan.