The Eclipse is coming. Make a wish.

>>19471309
World Peace plz

>>19471309
World war >:)

>>19471309
Everyone has a vore fetish

>>19471309
I wish that our arrows will blot out the sun.

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>>19471345

>>19471309
I wish that we could have peace for another thousand years.

>>19471309

A major, world changing happening.

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I wish for the res dragon on September 23rd 2017 in correlation with the Virgo giving birth and Revelations 12 :
>"A great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet and a crown of twelve stars on her head. 2 She was pregnant and cried out in pain as she was about to give birth. 3 Then another sign appeared in heaven: an enormous red dragon with seven heads and ten horns and seven crowns on its heads. 4 Its tail swept a third of the stars out of the sky and flung them to the earth. The dragon stood in front of the woman who was about to give birth, so that it might devour her child the moment he was born. 5 She gave birth to a son, a male child, who “will rule all the nations with an iron scepter.”[a] And her child was snatched up to God and to his throne. 6 The woman fled into the wilderness to a place prepared for her by God, where she might be taken care of for 1,260 days.

>Kek make it happen!!

See you in September anon!
https://youtu.be/wqczaF0KT3Q

Shadilay!
https://youtu.be/zAx0t3O55Zo

>>19471309
Give me lots and lots of money, peace and comfort and happiness.

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>>19471366
Holy shit.

Would've been even more spoopy if 77s.

>>19471366

Post was checked!

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>>19471309
reunion with my loved one dorothee

>>19471309
My waifu becomes real

I want super powers.

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>>19471366
Checked.

Wish i could wind back time, back to 2008. If not that then just that i get to die soon.

qt yandere bf, preferably not human thanks eclipse

To be a werewolf

>>19471309
qt gf to enjoy the happening with?

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>>19471406
There she is!!!

>>19471406
This happening >>19471366 ??

I wish to get rid of my curse, return my life as to what it was before.

>>19471410
Not just that happening, but the many more that are bound to occur.

I want to wake up tomorrow.

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I wish it done. Once and for all, so that a wayward soul might be at peace.

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>>19471366
Shadilay!

checked

I want to wish the world pedophile rings to be destroyed and to witness them falling down

also everybody read this

https://www.starseedastrology.com/single-post/astrology-great-american-eclipse-regulus

I wish for many close friends.

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Happening pls

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I want out of this hell house, financial stability, a qt cowtits tomboy jap gf, my own place in Tokyo, and a mechanic job working for Japanese competitive drift/race teams where I make lots of real friends for once and we all go out to the mountains and have drift meets oh and a sick drift modded 240sx pls.

I wish to not be lonely.

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>>19471309
Make my 2D anime waifu real for me

I want to be immortal.

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>>19471309
I WISH THAT JESUS WILL BLESS ALL THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THE WORLD EVEN IF THEY DO NOT BELIEVE FOR WE SHALL STAND TALL AMEN GOD BLESS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8jQuxO02Y8

I hope my brother in law dies in a car accident. If trips my wife is in the car too.

>>19471490
But burn the bad ones correct ?
If your going to wish for jesus at least wish for everyone to be saved not just your family friends and cult members

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>>19471506
We are Going to not only Bring the Gospel to every single Creature in the Universe but we will also make Demons Repent.

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And we will take the Gospel to ET.

It is my will that this eclipse will bring me to my financial best.
A million dollars,plz

>>19471501
maybe you should make a better wish

I want her to be with me.

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>>19471309
Filthy rich, beautiful and happy family, lots of kids and good health pls

LET MY GIRLFRIEND GO FROM SKELETOR MODE TO THICC MODE

PLEASE ECLIPSE-CHAN
MAKE IT SO
RESTORE HER TITS TO THEIR FORMER GLORY

>>19471309
I just want everyone to be happy again, this world Tyranny has to end

>>19471309
I wish for super powers!

Please kill me.

>>19471309
a cure for my father

>>19471309
I wish for wealth and power.
I wish to raise a family with a beautiful and smart woman who loves me.
I wish for wisdom and knowledge.
I wish for stronger eyes.

>>19471309
I wished to be reunited with her in a loving positive way.

I wish for a return of national socialism in a global way.

>>19471309
For you guys to understand resonance and attraction

I wish to be the sole winner of the powerball jackpot.

>>19471564
I will also wish for a cure for your father, Anon.

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henlo

>>19471309
world war 3 and zombies

for someone with the initials SB to have a horrible painful death.

>>19471461
I have a feeling all of those things are possible if you try hard enough.

>>19471461
youre probably ugly, fat and wear fedora hats

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That I'm given immense wealth

Give me (you)s. All the (you)s. Forever.

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>>19471607
If it were that feasible I wouldn't be wishing for it.
>>19471627
yes, skellington, no. But I get the point. I just wanted to make a wish. All you virgin faggots would probably wish for your gay super powers or waifu to become real. Dumb retards not knowing they're messing with a solar eclipse. The holy power of the sun will judge they and throw your wish back at you. Instead of wishing for something simple like a good job, house, or financial stability like me you're all probably wishing for the the above retarded magik crap. The sun is going to twist your wish for wishing for unrealistic dribble. The worst it can do to me is have my wishes go terribly wrong and it will just bring me back to where I am now but the rest of you ARE FUCKED. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>19471646
careful with dat edge, you might cut yourself billy

>>19471665
reddit the reply. Find one that isn't from a generic 2008 attempt at wit

>>19471309
If you tell everyone your wish, it won't come true. ;^)

I wish I was a girl

>>19471309
I wish to have immense wealth so that I can finally live in solitude and be financially stable.

>>19471682
Also this.

I wish my waifu to be real.

I wish my dad was still alive, ;_;

>>19471679
are you ok anon how does it feel that your wish will never come true and you will always be a kissless loser ugly virgin boy who masturbates to animu and mango

>>19471694
I wish my dad was dead.

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>>19471309
Mecha to be real

I want to have Supermans powers and kill all humans

>>19471309
Perfect health

>>19471695
>using kissless virgin loser as an insult
>implying you believe masturbating to anime and mango is socially unacceptable
As I expected of normalfag scum. Remember my words chad, you'll get your wish. It will destroy you.

I wish for temporary invisibility so I can rape at will. Telling my victims they are being raped by god.

>>19471309
I hope the AYYLMAOS show up en masse

Well, looks like the Eclipse does bring out the crazies.

I wish to become a amazing wish and a strong woman

>>19471309
i wish to die quickly and trauma free

>>19471704
>normal fag scum
>chad
>moaaar edge pls
my sides... congrats anon you killed my sides and took them to the moon and they died there. I call this bait, a very nice bait desu. good job!

whatever

>>19471715
same

>>19471715
Same here.

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>>19471309
I want to be omnipotent.

>>19471309

I wish furries were real

>>19471724
>>19471725
>>19471715
maybe we should meet up and drink poisoned kool aid and we can all get our wish.

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I wish I die in my sleep soon. I've suffered enough.

Guys this is a Berserk shitpost it does not grant wishes.

Either it's a shitpost or OP found a random Berserk image and thought it was cool.

>>19471732
maybe lol. we could find a bunch of other people and get them in on it to cause a stir

>>19471309
So many eclipse threads up XD

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>>19471738
I don't believe you.
I'll be omnipotent as soon as the eclipse ends.
Then i'll paint the word KEK on the moon just so you faggots realize you wasted your wishes.

>>19471741
hell yeah now thats something I could get behind on! praise the kool aid man for he will be end our suffering

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>>19471738
>it does not grant wishes.
>thinking a post in an img board will actually grant wishes
like that needed to be clarafied, retard.

>>19471309
i want an anime loving weaboo geek gf ^_^

Is there any sort of edgy ritual I can do?

>>19471326
>>19471334
The duality of man

>>19471766
if you're cute and have a nice dick ill be your girlfriend anon, im a very kawaii chick ;^)

>>19471784
Get a behelith and sacrifice your friends to the God Hand. You can't get edgier than that bud.

>>19471788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-ObB_S_qZo

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I wanna feel the change consume me,
Feel the outside turning in.
I wanna feel the metamorphosis and
Cleansing I've endured within

To reconnect with those who I've lost...

>>19471309
Did a thread related to Donald Trump.
>>19471768
I wish you survival.

>>19471815
you, donald trump and the rest of the frog fuckers could go sit on a big meaty dick while praising for kek.

I wished all the trump scum would dissapear but i know that will practically wipe out 90% of this board.

>>19471825
I am not really a Trump fanboy. The eclipse is conjunct his ascendant in Leo. That's the point.

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>>19471825

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>>19471326
Me too, anon.

I wish to have a long life of prosperity, fame, fortune and fulfillment. One that ends with limited to no suffering. One where I can leave this world better off than when I entered it.

>>19471309
I wish that loud mouth bitch dolores would have a bottle of scotch waiting to surprise me with when I get in from work today.

>>19471506
We're all "bad ones", just that some of us choose to be covered from judgement by the blood of Christ.

i wish for a relationship with her

I wish for my leg to be healed. I miss the ability to walk without every step being a new nightmare.

I wish my gf would lose weight
I wish I'd stop being an alcoholic
I wish I were rich

I wish for wealth, good health, and fame

I wish for dubs.

I wish that I can claim my inheritance earlier than expected and find enough money to live in my own house.
I wish I can find true love with a QT 3.14 Tomboy Titcow.
I wish that I can be on good terms with my family and be successful at whatever life throws at me.

I wish for wealth in the coming months.

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Immortality.

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Her.

>>19471309
I wish for a gf

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>>19471309

>>19471309
Health and healing.

i wish for what i'm working on to be at least somewhat of an actual success.

i wish for my brother and i to become immortal, never to look a day older

>>19471309
I wish for the actual ending of the world, the second coming of Christ, and the rapture of the saints. None of this fake bs that's been happening my entire life. That or the eruption of Yellowstone/getting nuclear bombed.... I'm not picky.

>>19471309
1 billion bitcoins

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>>19471952

>>19471309
Literally the end of the world.

I dont care how just fucking happen already

>>19471338
I second this

i want to become god

become who you are

>>19471796
damn bruh thats a good fucking idea to blast some tool.

>>19471309
Please take me to pokemon world.

>>19471309
I wanna find the best gf in existence.

>>19472031
your wish has been granted :)

>>19471427
your wish has been granted :)

>>19471309

Grant me the power to fight for justice.

Or failing that, awesomely beautiful hair.

>>19471453
your wish has been granted :)

>>19471705
Your wish has been granted. :)

>>19471972
your wish has been granted :)

The ablility to take others abilities and have as my own, and the ability to have the powers to do so.

Health for myself, disclosure for everyone else.

>>19471309
I wish for happiness, good health and success for all the people I care about.

If the wish has to be for me, then I wish for eternal youth.

>>19471309
I THAT THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT BE GRANTED POWERS AND STRENGTH TO WEATHER THE STORMS OF LIFE AND THE WISDOM TO LEARN FROM THEM AND GROW.

I WISH FOR A SUPER POWER.

>>19471309
I wish to be in a long, happy, and healthy romantic relationship with the woman of my desires starting tonight.

I wish to have the ability to be whatever I want to be

>>19471309

I wish to be placed in a reality where anything that I desire to occur does so instantly and the way I intend.

>>19471309
i wish the larp roleplay faggots would leave /x/ and go to real conspiracy websites so this can be paranormal again.

>>19472137
You haven't been here long, have you?

>>19471309
CHAOS

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i wish for the powers of goku to fight off Moloch when he comes back

>and i guess buu

>>19471309
Stop leftist and muslims from destroying civilization.

I just want her to love me again.

>>19471309
Yellowstone eruption plz

>>19471309
make me handsome and confident
pls eclipse daddy

>>19471326
>>19471334
Yeah that would be cooler

World peace

Kek, grant me the power to weather the coming storms for me and my people.

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>>19471501
>>19471526
If dubs you are also stuffed into the trunk.
If quads your dog is also in the back seat.

>>19471309
I wish to have the strength and resolve to change my will for the betterment of myself and those around me.

>>19471309
Godhood

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>>19471309
I want mankind to find consent in truth and delet the movements of ignorance

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>>19471309
I wish that all lies and illusions are destroyed forever, no matter how painful and unpleasant.

That humanity can see reality as it really is for the first time.

To understand and overcome myself

>>19471564
I also wish for a cure for your father

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Hope I can figure out what to do about her

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>>19471309
White race extinction.

>>19471309
I wish for my suffering to stop

>>19471309
I want the willpower to do something with myself

I want to get into medical school!

>>19471309
I want energy to become better.

Nigga ain't the eclipse in like an hour? What's all this 9/23 bullshit?

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I want a bf

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I just want one of these jobs I interviewed at to call be back with an offer so I can escape this really shitty relationship, an finally have independence and freedom and not live my life on eggshells an being yelled at.

>>19471531
you would destroy yourself if your wishes came true.

I wish my chronic pain issue was cured and never comes back.

>>19471566
doubles checked
and anon... are you myself?

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>>19472345
same, anon

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>>19472280

I just want everything to be good and normal again

>>19471309
World Peace Season 2

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I wish my weiner was bigger...

>>19472387
go to a gay bar? or speed dating or idk whatever eles u people do to fine people tinder?

this kinda seems more easy then other wishs

I want to fix everything.

i want to be happy at last

I just want to see the total eclipse with no clouds

Race war please

A fucking job

I want to wake up in the year 2010 as me.

I want her to be mine.

>>19472434
I want a boyfriend not a one night stand/fuckbuddy.

>>19471473
Damn dude.

let me get what i want

That I can be filled with happiness and hope again. And I can have the drive to do something great with my life.
Also win lottery pls

>>19471309
aliens

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>>19471309
I want to be isekai'd into a battle harem ecchi anime and be super op pls make happen

gib gf
world piece
end animal killing

>>19471715
Same. Please.

Return of the Roman/Byzantine Empire.

>>19471309
a gf

I was so close last week in getting her in my bed again, but she bailed out last second because she is kinda seeing someone else.

I just want to be with her again. That one night last year's spring was amazing, but I think we both wanted eachother so bad last week.

I want her to change her mind and contact me again.

Right Wing Death Squads

Return of the Roman/Byzantine Empire

I wish for enough money for me and my loved ones to live comfortably forever.
That's all I really want.

>>19471694
>"Son you fucked up! I'm trapped in this coffin!"

>>19472429
Hi sam.
You look very jewish these days

I wish for Jesus to cure my brain cancer and for his glory to come upon the face of the earth restore me to my full strength and show me how to fight the darkness for him. To protect the innocent. To take the high road.

>>19471683
This sounds really nice

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>>19472531

September 23rd is not a happening and I live a long and happy life.

>>19471461
Cowtits and tomboy don't go together fag.

>>19472533
dubs of the Christ..

I wish to know if God is real

>>19471475
seconding this

I wish for what I always wanted

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Wishin for gf cause I want to know if I can actually feel intimacy.

>>19472500
>00
please

>>19472500
this

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>>19472594
I messed around for like a year to try and figure this out because I never felt horny or would masturbate. I never felt the sex or felt good, even my first time. I came to realize i'm just fucking asexual and would rather do literally anything else than have sex. Maybe you are too.

>>19472560
Im 33 years old too

I wish for the end

Every point on the planet gets nuked the fuck out of

>>19471309
I want the shitposting to stahp.

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A qt anime girl.

>>19471309
i'll have a double order of onion rings

>>19471309
Something evil is in the air. Am I the only one who feels this?

>>19471309
Half the internet is down, WTF.

A good Berserk anime.

I want to be smarter, or to be isekai'd into the Pokemon universe.

>>19471309
I wish the umbra from the eclipse turns into a death ray.

>>19472638
the ritual has commenced

>>19472682
o fug :DDD

I'm scared. I wish nothing goes wrong.

Save us & this world

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>>19472687
it's been an honor shitposting with you, lads

>>19472728
D:

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>>19472728
Gentelmen, its been an honour

>>19471373
I hope you get your reunion, anon ;_;

I wish for super powers

Or is that is too much a skill that I can proudly use to make a living while still being able to travel.

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>>19471390
This

>>19472609
I dunno man, I'm definitely attracted to women, get horny, and jack off. I've just never felt close to anyone.

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>>19472728
Set sail towards hell

>>19471309
i want monies pls thx eclipse senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync

>>19471309

I wish I could learn how to draw well.

I wish to finally overcome my paralyzing social anxiety

i wish i had all the superpowers

I wish for the eclipse to mean something more special than just an eclipse.

>>19471730
I mean, this is probably the most obvious answer

I wish I could finally be happy

>>19471423
Nah I wish it stays.

I wish to find a steady job in my field. I really need to get back on my feet.

I wish for any cool super power

Stability and a gf

>>19471309
I want my crush to fall in love with me this week.

>>19472824
superpower*

>>19471309
Give me the power to free this world from darkness.

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I wish for pizza today for lunch

I'll be slightly selfish here and wish for material wealth.

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south west coast

Gf gf gf gf gf gf

>>19471309
/ic/ here I just want to be able to git gud at drawing

>>19471309
I wish LARPers would leave /x/

>already ended
>nothing happened

B O R I N G
O
R
I
N
G

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Well, eclipse is over and my weiner is still tiny

I wish to find a good job so I can support my gfs and move in with them umu

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the motivation I need to succeed

>>19472904
Check your other weiner

>>19471326
>not wanting to plunge the world into Chaos

>>19471309
To live an amazing life with my love.

Give me the courage to rape.

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>>19471326
That's not really what we were collectively going for when we got Trump elected. Meme magic? Sheep. All those people that don't question the validity, or the agenda, of said meme. Half of us just wanted to see it all in chaos. Mission accomplish. Expecto patronum.

>>19472945

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>>19471309
i wish for my body to be in peak condition all the time

TWO POWER TRANSFORMER JUST EXPLODE NEAR MY HOUSE.

>>19472945

I hope this guy becomes even more of a pussy than he is now

>>19471912
>I wish my gf would lose weight
just dump her if she is a fat pig :^)

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>>19472977
check em'

that she says yes

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i wish that everyones wish doesnt come true

A waifu with a raifu

>>19472997
Does that include your own?

>>19471309
I wish she didn't get the abortion

>>19472850
>dat pacman

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I wish I could change all the brilliant, pretentious fuck heads I've been surrounded by all my life. Just give them compassion for anyone outside of themselves, maybe. People are defined by actions. Not accomplishment. Not anywhere but empty places like the internet. Kek. Social cluster fuck sites maybe. Awards banquets. Who gives a fuck? Family is what you have. Period.

>>19473046
A simple "I wish people were not dicks" would have surficed

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TAKE ME TO GENSOKYO FUCK

I wish for full control of my being.

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Guys its happening

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>>19473046
Most of the really accomplished, are simply afraid of death. After all they have seen and gained. Please don't let me be one of those people, that never lives because they're too afraid to die. Or only lives because they think it's a contest. Improve the lives of those around you, and you will find enlightenment. Maybe even peace. The ultimate self sabotage, is fear for self.
>>19473071
It's not that simple. Many people are very kind, they just don't mean it. Maybe if I were 19.

>>19471309
i win the powerball lottery jackpot

>>19471309
I wish to be 5'9'' tall.

>>19471309
May this girl komal loves me

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>>19473131
People become monsters. Kindness is an easy trick. Even generosity. Money is insulation.

>>19471309
I wish to be cured of my vaneral disease(s)

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All of you here now, that wish no harm...which excludes the bravery to rape Anons(yikes): Things will align for you. It's up to you to take the first step. Open the door. Life is on the other side. Picture yourself with what you want. And tell yourself,

>this is what I will have.

Every time it crosses your mind. If you have doubts, tell yourself,

>this is not a lesson I need to learn. Doubt has no place here.

Things will align for you. But only if you mean no harm.

>>19471309
A wife that will never stop loving me and will never cheat

did the flat earthers lie to me? How is all this possible on a flat earth?

>>19473193
only in dark fantasy

young and beautiful sex slave/gf who never cheats

>>19471309
Yellowstone eruption.

>>19471309
Give me a QT succubus waifu that loves me for who I am

>>19471461
lose weight, get rid of the cargo pants, trench coats and fedoras. Go to trade school and learn mechanic shit save some money and move to japan literally like 3-5 years worth of work.

That the megamillions ticket I bought today is a winning ticket for the full amount.

Love

A beautiful girl wanting sex with me

I wish for the sweet embrace of death, and maybe some fucc

I wish Y falls in love with me.

>>19471326
>>19471334
>>19471338
There are three kinds of people.

that i get to fuck her and that we'll be together-forever in love

>>19471309

I wish we manage to find a way to be together physically soon and for a long time

>>19472763
god fuckign bless you

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I desire among all things, among all worlds, among all species and planes to just become a God.

>>19471309
I wish everyone would fuck off and leave everyone else alone.
Mind your own business.

>>19471972
so I'm not the only autistic emo christfag here
Good to know

where are my fucking aliens at??

>>19471536
Skinny girls > thicc girls

You heathen

>>19471309
I want Biblical prophecies to happen NOW

>>19474166
the bible is full of shit

>>19474335
You're just furthering my point

>>19474357
i know and i feel like that too

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>>19471309
I wish to become powerful and respected in everything I do