Vampire Thread

It's still true I'm bored, and nothing of relevance has come out of this threads. Don't hurt the messanger.

So new city means new shit. I got a fee stories that I can share later and maybe I'll get some more while out. Right now I got work I have to sort out so don't expect me for a while.

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>>19469748
No but I could get one easily. We got pretty chill laws regarding guns. EU hates us for it and wants to change them and its causing shitstorm here.

I dont need gun or knife to beat manlet anyway

Here we go again

>>19469780
This thread doesn't exist to "entertain" you, amigo. No one gives a shit. However you are not helping to find out the truth by lying and roleplaying.

>>19469790
You already got vampire stories in your city? Or is it creepy occultfags you stare in bars at?

>>19469794
You couldn't do shit to nobody ugly

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>>19469794
Gun fight is not honorable. Only knife or hands are. I decide to beat the vampire up with my manly fingers.

>>19469811
Well, I'm not roleplaying, but I know you won't be believe me.

I know the thread doesn't exist to entertain me... it's still true what I said tho.

>>19469823
But you lied. So you were around since Elizabeth but you pretended you just found the thread yesterday, even asking about how often do I open it and who Belgana is.

Acting like you're a new person. But now you admitted that wasn't true. So execute yourself you lying shill.

>>19469833
I wasn't around since Elizabeth. I merely read the archived threads... as for Belgana, I did read the name a bunch of times but since I skipped lots of posts during my reading I though perhaps I also skipped her relevance.

>>19469816
Proof?

>>19469821
Knives are for thugs and low lives.
Only pistol and sword duels are honorable.
Dueling should be legal again

>>19469841
Sure, bro. That's why you literally talked like you were here for a longer time suddenly. You're a fucking liar. Piss off.

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>>19469847
So what do vampires use (assuming they are stronger and faster than humans) to "duel" each other. Just their bodies?

>>19469850
I still have trouble with the english language. I learned it just a bunch of years ago and I've never used it that much... but, suit yourself.

>>19469861
>supposedly 78 years old
>still broke as hell because he couldn't figure out in all this time how to make money
>didn't learn any other languages properly
>is mentally still the same as a teenager
>lies on the Internet about being a vampire for no reason besides "boredom"

You're a great person.

I'm a vampire who's level 99 in the CIA.

>>19469871
I hope you find what you are trying to find.

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>>19469876
Unfortunately that is going to be very difficult because 99,9% of people saying they are vampires turn out to be mentally ill humans like you.

>>19469888
Calm down, everything is going to be fine.

>>19469898
>hehe le cool-calm bored shit poster

You poison our goal, retard. Get the fuck out.

>>19469855
We need to ask Belgana. Sword would be choicdle of gentlemens!

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>>19469907
Yes, good idea. What about close-body-contact wrestling? Shirtless? Do you think they do that...

>this is how male vampires establish dominance amongst eachother

>>19469898
he's figured it out! my god

EVERYONE CLAIM YOU'RE A VAMPIRE NOWWWWWW. THIS IS HOW WE DESTROY THESE THREADS

Hi my name is Phil and I've been a vampire for 5 months now.

>>19469905
I'm going to stay.

>>19469917
That would indeed be the fastest way of getting rid of this threads, if you wanted to.

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>>19469915
>close-body-contact wrestling? Shirtless? Do you think they do that...

Maybe. I would not mind wrestling with cute vampiress >>19469794
like that. Or two at once to make it more fair

>>19469915
No gays

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>>19469957
Not wrestling with us, you degenerate! I was talking about pure-vampire-only wrestling to establish their hierarchy.

We could watch or something.

>>19469958
>disinfo

If you can learn when someone is projecting their own mental/emotional state onto others, you can see a clear trend with the OP.

Mentally ill, manletand makes these threads for its own amusement/ego/role play.

Watch how it projects in every post.

Neat.

>>19469976
>manlet
>citation needed

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>>19469967
But watching is only half of fun.
Can you please post the cute persian vampire girl? Just found out that I dont have her saved on my phone

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>>19470021

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>>19470025

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>>19470029
There.

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>>19470033
Thanks

>christians for protection of the weeaboos

Im ok with this

>>19470073
Another one of these identity fishing pictures. No thanks... VIDF.

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>>19470077
Stop being retarded and have some fun

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>>19470093
Being executed by the secret service devoted to protect vampires isn't FUN!

>>19469767
Vampires are real.

They're not what you'd hope though. They are almost invariably cruel and sadistic.

>>19470150
>They are almost invariably cruel and sadistic.

Why is that though? Do only sadists get selected to become vampires or does the transformation destroy your brain cells?

>>19470153
You're changed.

>>19470171
You said almost. Some "empathic" vampires do exist after all?

>>19470109
If I was VIDF you would be already dead because I would be actually good at my job and not like the losers currently working for VIDF. Besidsa you didnt even know that VIDF exists until I mentioned them!

>>19470150
I dont believe that. Desensitized sure but not this. Unless vampirism causes some brain damage...

>>19469767
Why is this picture facing the opposite direction now? MANDELA EFFECT

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>>19470186
>I dont believe that.

Belgana did say it involves "Death of Self" and that almost all vampires have an awful personality. And if you look at the Viking Rapists psycho-logic or how casually Elizabeth is talking about killing so many humans every month... then maybe there is something to it.

Or it's all disinfo! And vampires are actually pretty nice. Who knows!

>>19470177
Some wish they could escape from it, but they are stuck. The other ones trap you too. It's not something you can simply walk away from, some are filled with regret. You have to participate or the others will start to not like you.

>>19470224
How do you know that?

>>19470186
> Besidsa you didnt even know that VIDF exists until I mentioned them!

I was already talking about the VIDF before I even knew you: https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18758724/#18766450

>>19470200
Croatcunt and Lizzy are mentally ill. Not vampires

>>19470177
>Some "empathic" vampires do exist after all?
The point is to stamp out any empathy left in you. Torturing and killing and feasting will give you pleasure. Any empathy is seen as detestable. You must become a beast on the inside. That is what the leadership wants, but even the leadership are following higher orders. Once you are in, there is only one path for you, whether you like it or not. Refusing, or refusing for too long means destruction.

>>19470256
What the fuck? (Nervous laughter.)

>>19470254
I hope it's just roleplay. The world is already disturbing enough as it is.

>>19470236
No I even remember explaining to you what VIDF is

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>>19470283
Pic related.

>>19470288
Look at the archive post. I posted this before I even knew you. I knew what VIDF is before I talked to you because it's a no-brainer. It comes from JIDF.

>>19470260
When you go full beast and give in completely, you obtain more power, but then only human flesh and blood will sustain you. That is what they want, full vampirism. Maybe before there were groups that treaded the line between man and beast, but they've all either conformed or been wiped out now. Every circle today that can take you in wants you to become full beast or nothing, and they're all more or less interconnected now.

>>19470302
Again, how do you know all of this? That you can so casually talk about it too?

And you make it sound like vampires are some kind of satanist cult who goes full degenerate.

>>19470309
They have gone full degenerate today, it's nothing like the old days.

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>>19470314
>keeps ignoring my question

>>19470295
>I knew what VIDF is before I talked to you because it's a no-brainer. It comes from JIDF.

Ha you liar. I literally explained to you that it comes from JIDF and you responded with "that makes it even better".
Anyone could write that post. It does not look like your style at all. And if you did it means you saw me using VIDF somewhere else

Vampires would be cool

>>19470364
>does not look like my style at all
>talks exactly like me

Are you retarded?

You didn't explain to me what VIDF means because every retard who browses /pol/ knows JIDF. The only thing that happened was this exchange:

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/19242155/#19249473

I used VDFP, and then you said VIDF. So I said that's even better for the situation.

>>19470387
Major league reddit spacing right here, boys. Definitely not a vampire. Too degenerate.

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>>19470398
I am not a vampire, obviously.

>>19470387
>>talks exactly like me

>no capital letter at start of sentence
>uses :)))

>VDFP
Thats fucking retarded. Slap yourself before I do it. And your link cofirmed what I said RETARD

>>19470406
Yes, if you scroll down you will see that I said I'm on my phone hence why I wrote small. But the tone and arguments is exactly the same. I even mention stalking the archives.

VIDF is a no brainer because it comes from JIDF which every person who went on /pol/ knows. The reason why I replied with VDFP to your post is because you said VAMPIRE POLICE (and not Internet Defense Force). So I made up a police force.

Why are you talking about eachother
talk nerd shit about vampires

>>19470424
Shut the fuck up and get out. We are talking about the Vampire Internet Defense Force.

>>19470429
Are there a lot of vampires on the internet?

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>>19470434
I don't know. I can tell you that 99,9% of people who say they are vampires are mentally ill roleplayers and that you should not take their words as facts unless it's proven in person.

You basically have to talk to an army of nasty trolls to even get a shred of truth. I mean look at you - you might be a troll too. Probably are.

>>19470434
Everyone is on the internet. Think of it that way. It's a yes.

>>19470446
This isn't too far off from what elder vampires look like.

>>19470446
I just thought vampires would be cool
What do you or the internet anti vampire squad do then like cyber bully them?

>>19470463
Seems legit.

Anyway, very sexy. How can I meet one and give them a kiss?

>>19470467
Don't worry, they intend to reveal themselves. I can't say when though.

>>19470472
Thanks. Do you want to continue the roleplay in a chatroom with me?

>>19470466
No, we are the target of bullying. The mindcontrolled thralls and the VIDF agents keep giving us shit and call us names. :^)

>>19470474
>Thanks. Do you want to continue the roleplay in a chatroom with me?
I could, but I shouldn't. That's not a rejection to you specifically, but... let me think about it.

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>>19470474
this is confusing
This isnt fun nerdstuff at all

>>19470485
Just a tip: Your story was pretty good until you started to go full retard just now. Elder vampires looking like straight out deformed mutants from the abyss and planning to reveal themselves on national news to humanity?

Yeah, okay pal.

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>>19470492
I'm too sleep deprived to babysit you. Do whatever you want. Talk about vampires, jerk off to feet or leave. Do whatever the fuck you guys do.

>>19470502
Vampires would just naked werewolves

>>19470493
The biggest truths are always "full retard"

They sort of work as "self-correcting" in case it were to ever get out.

>>19470414
Stop the damage control.

Admit defeat. Bend the knee and ask for forgiveness and I might yet be merciful.
For the last time because you already betrayed me once...

>>19470517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw

>>19470520
You're a moron and after I'm done with the Chicago-"vampire", you're next.

>>19470502
Nvm I get it now
thanks bye

>>19470522

lol I'll tell you this much. I've seen one of these before >>19470446

White frizzy hair like an old man, but long. Balding at the front.

Eyes with white pupils.

Not naked, wearing a robe.

The mouth is not exaggerated, it's a normal mouth, but the teeth look like this.

Everything else is the same. The hands are particularly accurate, the skin tone, that "old" look. Also the ears are normal and not pointed like this.

>>19470542
Yeah, I am sure this is true. And I'm sure they will reveal themselves on national TV soon too, as you said. Thanks for telling me all these insider information.

While I'm talking to the SOURCE of knowledge itself. Could you give me any tips how I can get date one these sexy elder vampires? The balding part and looking like a shriveled gremlin turns me on the most.

(Take your meds.)

>>19470522
>You're a moron and after I'm done with the Chicago-"vampire", you're next.

Then pray that the Chicago faggot kills you before I get my hands on you fool

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>>19470557
I'm not here to convince you, anon, but I'm not here for any malicious reason either. The truth will never appear as the truth. That's why it's safe to talk about.

>>19470574
>has some schizophrenic vision about satanic vampires showing themselves on TV

It must be the truth. I accept it.

>>19470562
Do you hold the knife in your wing or your hand claw thing or like your beak or what

>>19469767
nah

>>19470579
There's a coming time where nothing will matter, and nothing that previously hid itself will care anymore to stay hidden. No one will want to be alive in this period.

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>>19470593
Ah, you're one of those "THE END IS NEAR" people. Well it was nice talking to you, have a nice day.

>>19470599
I don't know when the end will come. I've seen some signs that this is the end of time, but others have been fooled before me, of course I can't say for sure. If it comes, it comes, better to be prepared.

>>19470613
If time ends then its not like you can do much lmao

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>>19470581
Like this but claw is also possible option
>>19470567

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I can't deal with all these roleplayers and schizos anymore.

>>19470629
What I thought this was a roleplay thread
wtf why'd you lie to me

>>19470617
You will hear a voice that tells you to kneel and you will kneel, then you will hear a voice that tells you to bow, and you will bow. It's true, there will not be much you can do other than speak to justify your actions and hope that you've made it through.

>>19470641
What about deaf people

>>19470635
Deliver us. Hear our call.
Deliver us. Lord of all, remember us,
Drowning in all these shitposts,
Deliver us.
There's vampires you promised us.
Deliver us to the promised land.

>>19470643
They will be excluded, obviously.

>>19470650
So just make yourself deaf
This is easy tf I should be a vampire hunter

>>19470645
When it comes to vampires, just remember the numbers 2 and 5. Screencap this if you have to. I recommend it.

>>19470661
Yes...

>>19470665
You're a fucking retard and nothing is gonna happen. Still, you should be ashamed for wasting your time with so many lies.

>>19470676
I haven't lied.

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>>19470629
I know how it feels to be only smart non degenerate person in thread

>>19470681
>satanist ancient gremlin vampires revealing themselves on TV soon
>remember the numbers 2 and 5
>everyone will hear a voice out of nowhere commanding them to kneel
>JUDGEMENT IS COMING!!111

Ah. Just curious, how many of your family members have schizophrenia?

>>19470671
If i start working at a church can I make clouds into holy water

>>19470687
lol

Just consider that the truth is absurd.

>>19470696
Can't wait for the schizophrenic holocaust.

>>19470689
I don't know. Air magic is not my speciality.

>>19470700
Oh I thought clouds were water stuff
how does magic work

>>19470729
idk, you just do the thing, and then wallah.

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Everyday with this thread.
A fuckin' transvestite vampire.
And ya'll eat it up. On God, ya'll retarded.

>>19470900
You too

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>tfw your handsome pervert vampire husbando is never going to be real and any guy who claims to be a vampire is a pathetic fat ugly fuck

Why live.

>>19470542
>Eyes with white pupils.

Pupils can't be white, they are just holes and thus "black". Sometimes you can see the retina, though… which is red, green etc., depending on the species.

>>19471094
What about blind people

>>19470013
that picture makes me sad
they looked like gentle lovers in that thumbnail

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>>19471110
Maybe they like it rough

>>19470900
First, tranny is transsexual, not transvestite. Second she's not trans or a cross-dresser, she's a straight white female. Her fault for having a deceptive name, but still. Third, she's not claiming to be a vampire, she wants to meet one.

If you want to insult her, you can call her a fat virgin fujoshi. You can call her desperate and obsessive. You can call her a circlejerking tripfag who shitposts the same three dozen pictures over and over, to the point where it's starting to convince Google some of the anime reaction faces have something to do with vampires. Loads of accurate material, but you jump to conclusions. You've got no business calling other people retards.

>>19471104
Severe cataracts can appear somewhat like white pupils.

sometimes I have a secret wish that I would be targeted or contacted by a genuine vampire attracted to something compelling I said online who would initiate me into vampirism and we would spend centuries as friends like the film 'only lovers left alove' and like the characters I'm the movie, after centuries of undeath I'd have appreciable skills in music and language and finance and such. I wonder if after having that life, if I wouldn't wish to be a regular human though...

>>19471270
>if I wouldn't wish to be a regular human though..
Why

>>19471273
maybe after such a long time vampires feel world weary. it's just my attempt at empathizing with the hypothetical vampire. I imagine being a vampire is a lonesome existence. presumably they've got to take a lot of precautions to protect themselves. can't get close with many people because of the whole "no sunlight" thing. or maybe to protect humans from their sometimes uncontrollable urge to feed on them. who knows? but if there's so many humans wishing to be vampires and fascinated with them, how many vampires think the same about humans?

>>19471283
I think it would be somewhat similar to The Man from Earth movie.

>>19471295
I haven't seen that. I'll look at it soon. good night vamo friends. or day

And another night goes by...

>>19471324
Fuck off you little roleplaying faggot.

>>19471094
Nah I've seen it. The pupils are whiter than the whites of the eye for advanced vampires.

>>19471307
Watch it nigga, its a great movie.

>>19471324
Sup rplayer.

>>19470645
fuck this thread sucks, came for info, found a bunch of 12vies from reddit. Im out

>>19471798
>Im out
and suddenly average IQ score of posters here has risen.

>>19471219
I'm not white but otherwise you're spot on.

> having a deceptive name

No. The name is not deceptive, it's obviously not a serious one. Nightmare? Goblin?

>where it's starting to convince Google some of the anime reaction faces have something to do with vampires

Is that a joke or is it really happening?

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>>19470599
It is ok friend, i've been lurking these for a bit.
Keep up you can do it

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>>19472366
That's nice of you to say! Thank you.

The people are arguing or complaining are not the problem at all. I don't mind them, I'm posting on these boards for years and I'm a veteran when it comes to that. But these pathological liars and the fact that I have no idea if what I am chasing is even a tiny bit real makes my mind hurt quite a bit.

I don't even know why people have the urge to lie that much. You see it everywhere, constantly making up stories for attention or out of boredom. Most paranormal experiences seem to fall into that category...

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>>19472397
>That insatiable thirst and curiosity that can only be quenched by personal experience of paranormal events or eventually coming to terms with the possibility that you just really want these things to be true

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>>19472495
Unfortunately yes. And the big issue is that even though you can come to terms with something not being real -"non-existence" can not be proven to you. So you might forever wonder if it was real after all and just out of your sight. No ending!

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>America gets solar eclipse
>Europe nothing

Europe once more proved as worst continent. No wonder all vampires fucked off to America

>>19472541
>Europe once more proved as worst continent.

Traitor.

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you tripfags are really gay

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>>19472577
And it will get worse. YOUR kind is responsible for this.

And yeah Africa is worse. My bad

>>19472603
I now claim vampirism started in Europe. Europe is the source of it all. Death to all betrayers and US sympathizers.

Europe vampires = Old, noble, royal blood
American vampires = degenerate faggots

Source: Me, a random human.

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>>19472816
European vampires are kill.

>American vampires = degenerate faggots

So you prefer USA vampires then ? :^)

>>19473160
How about establishing if they're real or not before tackling potential LARPers

>>19473188
Yeah sure thats easy. Why didnt we think about it sooner. Thanks anon.

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>>19473160

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>>19473199
>88
>99
No problem anon i'm always here to help

>Leave /x/ for a few months
>Shitposting thread is still going strong

Bless you

I'm going so far as to say that there are no energy vampires, only energy cannibals, that is, people who feed on the energy of other people because they're able to get away with it and few are able to stop them.

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>>19473268
This is serious research topic

>>19473296
We are not interested in them anyway

>people dont like when I´m around them. I must be energy vampire !
no you are just cunt

>>19473207
I´m with you on this. Stop male on male degeneracy. Cute vampire girls only!

>>19471708
Bored. Waiting for the night. How bout you?

>>19473329
> Stop male on male degeneracy.

Explain what is degenerate about purest form of love. If we can't find real vampires I might as well continue educate you about logic.

If you aren't familiar with this concept yet: A man being intimate with a woman is more "gay" than a guy being with another another. Being with a woman iss more feminine. He's surrounded by female hormones and body fluids with estrogen. If you take two guys it's more masculine and overall more straight.

Also I just saw this on /pol/ and wondering what the fuck is going on: http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1503333958213.webm

Is this some kind of baby meat selling place? Halloween?

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>>19473377
>A man being intimate with a woman is more "gay" than a guy being with another another.

>>19473296
in what form of energy because I have started to feel like I can pull energy from other people

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>>19473416
You can't challenge that logic. What about warriors back in the day having casual boyfriends in the army? Not gay. It was just physical practice. To court a female and submitting to her female pheromones (also having to be more gentle) is logically more gay.

We do not know if vampirism changes sexuality though. And it could enhance sex drive or make you fully asexual. Maybe it stays the same.

>>19473460
Pls b sarcasm
And i'd imagine that sexuality wouldn't matter anymore once you're a vampire assuming what i know is the truth
Which is a huge assumption

>>19473531
Can you stop being worried about what is gay or not and tell me what the fuck is going on in this video: >>19473377 instead?

I imagine the answer is quite simple but my brain can only see a baby meat black market conspiracy.

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>>19473377
>Explain what is degenerate about purest form of love.

Thats between man and woman. Second place is man and two women and third is two women. All as God wanted it to be.

>Is this some kind of baby meat selling place? Halloween?

Do you want to eat babies again? You need to cut that shit before I send you my kids for holidays. I dont want you to devour them :^)

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>>19473377

>If you take two guys it's more masculine and overall more straight.

>>19473546
I saw the thread earlier and remember a few posts about stem cell research i think

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>>19473568
Okay, I have no clue about stem cell research and dead babies but it sounds like it could be legit so I'm gonna take that as an explanation for now. Thank you, anon.

>>19473549
I don't want to eat babies and the guy who told us about vampires all being sadistic, cruel cultists turned out to be a schizophrenic (or pretending to be one) at the end so we can hope they don't want to eat them either.

>>19473551
Accept it. Pic related.

>>19473551
So gay=straight? Thanks progressive left.

gud thread

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>>19473604
>I don't want to eat babies
Good Im glad you decided to take care about yourself better

>>19470073
The war on poor little minorities. Sounds realistic.

>>19473726
I once heard that babies have a sweet taste, like milk mixed with sugar.

>>19473726
Killing or eating adults is objectively worse than babies. I mean BOTH is horrible but a baby doesn't even know what the fuck is going on. They can't despair over the family they leave behind, all the mistakes they have done, what awaits them when they die. I'm sure the pain and mental horrors an adult human goes through in a situation like that is more severe.

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This again?
I repeat. Vampires are extinct. They all died with the plague. The church did the job. the Inquisition burned witches, vampires, werewolves....Nothing remained.

>>19473895
>implying incompetent, pedophile churchcucks were able to exterminate anything besides their own brain cells

Try harder, shill.

>>19473938
They've all been killed! Wiped from the face of the earth godammit!
All that remains are crazies.

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>>19473964
>[citation needed]

I tell you again. If the church killed anyone or anything then they only got the most obvious and retarded of the crop. Infact I would argue the church helped the fast "evolution" of supernatural beings by applying selection pressure on the current population.

>>19473460
Hahahahahahahaha

>>19473938
Repent!!

>>19474108
First step to repent is: Do not lie, shill.

So start with that.

>>19473895
Poor little guys.

>>19470109
be nicer or fail.

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>>19474353
>be nicer or fail.

Ah, so that was my problem. The secret to the ancient question if vampires are real or not was to crawl up peoples asses all along?

>>19474369
Here: >>19470295

>>19474413
>>19474369
Why would you post only to sage
wouldnt it better to just not post at all
especially since someone (like me) might reply and undo the sage

>>19474428
maybe they are angry about the eclipse and dont think about what they are doing today

>>19472328
>I'm not white
You ain't black, sister.

>it's obviously not a serious one
There are people on the internet who genuinely believe they're vampires. You've seen the sites, you've seen the videos. Just swap out vampire for goblin or bigfoot. Those people are out there, too, there just aren't as many of them because their quirky thing is less mainstream. Your name is either a joke about ridiculous Tumblr Otherkins or it's the dead serious actuality of it. Poe's Law in action.

>Is that a joke
You're affecting reality in ways you didn't anticipate. Such is the way of things. If you applied half so much attention to exercise, you wouldn't need to fast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvZwYadmgPw
Perhaps you could think of it as training Potence, Fortitude, or Celerity.

>>19474634
>You ain't black, sister.

There is not only black and white. I'm caucasian and relatively brown.

>There are people on the internet who genuinely believe they're vampires.

How is making OBVIOUS jokes being deceptive? Is every person who jokes deceptive? I get your point but I don't feel this name is misleading for anyone but a tiny group of retards.

>If you applied half so much attention to exercise, you wouldn't need to fast.

Sure, but I'm a lazy blob. What did you look up in google search that you made a connection between the anime faces and vampires? Or are you just assuming?

>>19473441
by focusing on the energy of others and sending tendrils out from my body and into theirs I can drain small amounts of energy off the surface and feel energized after doing it to a few people

are real vampires immortal or is that just a hollywood trait? can real vampires go in sunlight?

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>>19474866

>>19470200
First thing when dealing with vampires though is learning genuine vamp protection. So far posters here have disregarded garlic. I'm thinking whether a cross may be a genuine defense because it increases your willpower.

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>>19474902
>First thing when dealing with vampires though is learning genuine vamp protection.

Why would you say that's the first thing? If you want to hunt them or meet them at shady places, perhaps. But that's not what we have in mind, right?

I honestly think a real weapon that inflicts serious damage will always be your best bet. Everything else is just speculation, but it can't hurt either I guess.

how do i meet a vampire for purposes of becoming one? im ready

>>19474945
>you're ready to become something you have no clue about

Makes sense.

>>19474902
Well, i would go with things that works on humans, military boots with steel plating, knifes, you can make sulfuric with car battery fluids, dunno if poison would work, but you could carry a small bottle with something flammable also and throw and ignite them... And most important, if everything else fails, your own two fists and some luck.

>>19474947
Im the same as him, still want to be a vampire regardless haha.

>>19474938
>If you want to hunt them or meet them at shady places, perhaps
I'd say wanting to meet one at all is serious business. You should know what to do. Public place or not. Not to attack or hunt, but to avoid being attacked or hunted down. Bear in mind that you don't know what a vampire is capable of.

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>>19474959
Because you're obsessed with being immortal no matter the cost even if turns you into some monster.

>>19474951
>These options.
Damn, son, that's pretty brutal. I'm genuinely using those for my vampire stories.

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>>19474975
Exactly haha

>>19469767

They are energy vampires. They exist. You would have met some, when they are around they seem to draw the energy out of the room and gain energy from it. When they leave, you are left with this sense of fatigue and relief but you're somehow mesmorized being near this person, while they eat your energy.

>>19474959
>haha
Fucking faggot, go back.

>>19474986
Had a link to a guide with a lot of stuff, once i get home ill link it here.

>>19475016
Never.

>>19475015
The tranny and her pack of boys only care about their fantasy bullshit and talking shit to each other.

>>19474968
Yes. Well, I would assume they are stronger and faster than humans so they can kill you if they want to. But that's the risk you have to take - almost everyone (even a human) can kill you if they 100% committed and don't care about going to prison or dying.

>>19474991
That's actually a little bit disturbing.

>>19470681
2 and 5? Why?

>>19475027
Lmao brah i just want to be imortal. Im gonna get there shitposting with the same pack of faggot every day.

>>19475035
You're too materialistic. Their strength isn't what you should be wary of.

>>19475035
>Disturbing
Why? :)

>>19475057
Yes, it is. Either their physical power (which can be used to kill you or overpower you) or their mental power, things such as putting you to sleep or into a daze.

But that is why it's important to meet in public anyway. Does that mean nothing will happen? Obviously it's not a guarantee but it is much safer.

>>19475035
What's that based on tv, movies and your fantasies?

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>>19475071
>Why? :)

Because it implies that you are willing to do everything to get there.

You know I talked about that with a friend once. I said to her, do you think vampires would favor people who would do pretty much everything to gain their favor? For example, kill someone important to you. (Which I would not do, ever, unless in self defense or some shit like that.)

I thought they would like it... because it shows insane "determination". But then she said something like: "Would you really want to turn someone who is willing to kill and betray their own family or friends like that? You could be next on their list. People like that should not be trusted." I see her point.

>>19475092
It's based on my dick buried in your dads ass.

>>19475094
Fucking hostile cunt. I thought these tbreads were about serious research business? Also i thought you were really just an ugly woman?

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>>19475115
Did you not know these are for drama action roleplays?

Okay, where do I sign up to fuck a QT vampire trap?

>>19475119
Wait whaaat, passes show if you're a pass suer
Wow okay remind me to never buy one lmao

>>19475149
They don't. It only shows if you write a certain word into options. I use this instead of a trip, but like I said you can have a pass without it showing.

>>19475094
Yeah i get what you mean, i wouldnt kill a member of my family tough.

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>>19475167
Good. Morals over immortality after all? :^)

>>19475120
I came looking for vampire discussion but instead found a tranny and some reddit teens.

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Danced with Lilith and lived past it, having regenerated AMA

>>19475187
^ Reminder that this guy is compulsively posting in every vampire thread for weeks now and can't stop harassing people or crying about reddit. He's a troll or mentally ill, either way that is my warning.

>caucasian
What gets counted as "white" got more inclusive in the last century, it's not just the Aryan ideal of pale, blond, and blue-eyed. They stopped differentiating between European country of origin and just lumped the Spaniards, Italians, and Irish in. Usually the Jews, too. Which, to be fair, we don't much care where someone is from in Africa, they count as black. Likewise, red is just anything indigenous American (Seminoles, Pueblo, Delawares, Eskimo). People don't want to deal with nuance, broad categories are easier to other-ize (and then direct undeserved collective guilt).

>deceptive
I don't mean to suggest you're fundamentally untruthful, but on this point you may be violating truth in advertising statutes. Contents not as described. Also, you're giving the internet perhaps too much credit when you assume that group of retards is tiny. A lot of people deal with the surface appearance of things as if that's all there is.

>assuming
I haven't had much time to watch anime for quite a few years now, so I'm not up with what's new. I searched one of them (I don't remember which one) to see what series it was from. One of these threads was the first result below the similar pictures suggestions.

Google extrapolates context of pictures from the text near them, which in general would be sound practice. A few weeks ago there was a post on /pol/ (I saw a screencap) where someone claiming to be a Google employee complained that /pol/ had convinced the system that they were highly interested in helicopters and pizza. The system isn't designed to monitor thoughtcrime, it's designed to facilitate narrow targeting of advertisements. If there weren't a supply issue, they would already have sold you a vampire and some vampire accessories.

>>19475187
Lmao same, I've just been too lazy to close the thread

>>19475191
Fuck off roleplayer

>>19473857
No. You are attacking most innocent,vulnerable and defenceless targets

>>19474353
No

>>19474671
>I'm caucasian
No you are same thing as jews :^)

>>19475028
Not true. I also like tomake fun of retards.
Also stop assuming my gender faggot

>>19475115
Do you need a hug?

In other news I woke up in middle kf the night again. Fuck everything no wonder Im tired all the time and need at least litre of energy drinks a day

>>19475212
Jealous?

People like you think it's a goddamn mystery and impossible to dance with her. It's pretty amusing to throw it in your faces.

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>>19475205
Okay! I see you.

>>19475213
>You are attacking most innocent,vulnerable and defenceless targets

So? Same with animals. They are even more vulnerable and innocent. Yet it doesn't stop us from killing them because they are not "as smart" - same argument can used with babies and adults.

The mental suffering of an adult is very likely much greater than the one of a baby who can't worry about things like after life or leaving your family behind.

>>19475200
Reminder these threads belong on /soc/ and that the ringleader is a mentally ill german shut in as well as a pedophile and a terrorist.

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I want to read about vampires
I dont get why people are talking about magic and trannys or whatever
Is it like trannysylvania

>>19475233
>the ringleader is a mentally ill german shut in as well as a pedophile and a terrorist.
>a pedophile and a terrorist.

I appreciate you for making me laugh.

>>19475234
You're an obvious troll. Nothing stops you from talking about vampires, but you have nothing to say. Ironically us "namefags" have spent hours and hours going through theories and asking questions about vampires yet fags like you don't really do anything besides whining.

>>19475216
More likely embarrassed for you kid

>>19475178
Just loyalty i think, and they would die with time anyway, so no point in doing that, if it was to kill anyone i would probably pick one of the assholes who lives in the neighborhood haha.

>>19475251
I dont know anything about vampires though because nobody's talking about them
Theres like no faq or nothing and I dontw ant to look stupid

>>19475222
Stop with your retarded vegan propaganda.

>>19475251
Also I didnt say anything about namefigs

>>19475213
So you were born in 99-2000 right? How can you actually be this stupid? The shit you come out with is cringe inducing.

>>19475268
>nobody is talking about vampires

>>19469855
>>19470150
>>19470153
>>19470171
>>19470177
>>19470186
>>19470200
>>19470224
>>19470256
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>>19470309
>>19470434
>>19470446
>>19470542
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>>19473979
>>19473964
>>19474902
>>19474938
>>19474951
>>19474968
>>19475035

I could go on and on. Just fuck off, moron. We had SO many threads and talked about so much already for hours with no end. Do some research, read through the archives and put EFFORT into it instead of just crying like a little bitch over and over again: "hurr pls why u not talk about vampire???"

>>19475286
Nice argument kid

>>19475233
noice

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>>19475269
There's nothing retarded about compassion. Animals being abused by us humans for selfish reasons is a fact, has nothing to do with propaganda.

Hence why I could almost not be mad at vampires if they pulled the same shit on humans. If you're okay with eating and killing what you consider "inferior" ( = animals ) then vampires might as well apply the same logic to humans.

Just cattle.

>>19475268
>mega.nz/#!bcIGgYIa!cKUAuLbZcL08qM3RQ6yIE1W5N8Y1PSXrX58RS4si2Y0
Go read this shit faggot.

>>19475291
Your pathetic thread should be a once a week thing where the decent content, if any can be discussed. There isnt enough of anything besides shitposting to justify having the thread always going.

>>19475321
I will continue making the thread just to piss you off. If you had stopped crying like a mad baby every day I would have stopped too but you leave me no choice. :^)

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>>19475291
Those arent cool vampires thats just like dracula and albino stuff
>>19475310
Thank you
>>19475321
Wtf you're not me shut up they werent talking to you

>>19475329
I'm just going to ignore you from now on because you're clearly lazy as fuck, not willing to read through the archives and just crying for no reason.

>>19475216
Different Anon, but people like me take references to Lilith like we would references to Zeus. Give us some reason to believe you, or we're going to not. And you can't legitimately fault us for it.

>>19475308
You actually lack compassion if you are serious. You cant compare humans and animals.

>>19475298
I know you're a youngfag. Its extremely evident from your posts. Now this is the part where you retort, its not the time for you to revel in your youthful ignorance.

>>19475340
Oh okay sorry thats fine, I can still learn about the good vampires that arent all wimpy and stuff from other people

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>>19475352
Of course you can. Animals have been proven to feel pain and fear just like we do, there is no objective reason to say humans are superior besides saying we are smarter. But does being smarter mean you have the right to enslave and kill other beings?

If that is so then a "smarter" alien species or vampires (if they were smarter and stronger) had all the rights to do the same shit to us. I'm not a vegan, but at least I'm aware that what we are doing is not kind.

>>19475352
You shouldnt be telling anyone what to think considering your thoughts on chimps.

>>19475371
Hey forget that tranny cunt. She isnt interested in real vampire discussion. You'll need to go elsewhere if you want to seek truth. All you'll find here is reddit and roleplaying.

>>19475373
>If that is so then a "smarter" alien species or vampires (if they were smarter and stronger) had all the rights to do the same shit to us
They can try sure. Rules of nature and all that. But if you think human and animal lives have same value you are retarded

>>19475389
I dont remember talking about you

>>19475352
Humans are just smarter apes. I've met people who are worthless. The sum total of their life's contribution to society is negative. They ought to be ground up for dog food, and then their account might balance.

There's no value in being kind to everyone and everything. All of it can feel pain, you still swat a mosquito, you still eat things. Everything dies, that's how things work. The world sees you as meat. Whether or not you see yourself that way won't prevent you getting eaten.

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>>19475401
But the only places I know people talk about it is here and some reddit thing and probably some weird chatroom forum thing for teens out there

>>19475426
>Rules of nature and all that.

Appeal to nature is a logical fallacy. I thought I already explained you that, but looks like it didn't stick in your brain.

>But if you think human and animal lives have same value you are retarded

Generally I would rather save a human than an animal, yes. But that doesn't mean it's truly justified to hurt and kill less "valuable" beings who are still capable of feeling pain and fear for our own pleasure though. And like I said, if that is what you believe then you should be fine with a vampire ripping out your throat because you are clearly inferior to him.

But then again YOU probably would be fine with that kind of death, as you have implied above.

>>19475456
>Appeal to nature is a logical fallacy. I thought I already explained you that, but looks like it didn't stick in your brain.

No its not

>>19475456
>for our own pleasure though.

Its not for our pleasure only. We are omnivores. We evolved eating meat.

You cant compare eating person tl eating animal

>>19475501
>Its not for our pleasure only. We are omnivores. We evolved eating meat.

This is literally what it boils down to:

"Why does it matter if we are scientifically omnivores or herbivores? What matters is that in 2011, we do not need to eat meat, dairy or eggs to survive nor in fact thrive. We can subsist by strictly eating plants. Since this is the case, we can make an ethical argument against both eating and using nonhuman animals. If we do not need to breed, confine, torture and ultimately murder nonhuman animals for survival, then we are making a selfish choice, a speciesist choice to exploit others for our gain and enjoyment." (Quote)

You can't debate it. You can just admit that the reason why do what we do to animals (for the MOST part, not talking about some guy trapped in the jungle fighting to survive) is a selfish and cruel choice, that's all.

>inb4: But taking 1 vitamin B12 pill once every few weeks is too much effort!!!111

Do vampires have grocery stores for human meat and blood?

>>19475426
You attempt to shit on other people exept your youth and ignorance always shine through. Lurk more newfag

>>19475455
You're better off doing your own research and coming to your own conclusion. The reddit thread was probably also made by the tranny tourist thats squatting here.

>>19475542
>we do not need to eat meat, dairy or eggs to survive nor in fact thrive.

But we do. If you need to supplement something your diet is clearly shit and unnatural and unhealthy. There is a reason why never in a history of humanity there was a vegan society.

>>19475555
Oh fuck you are totaly destroying me with your arguments right now

Come to Brazil, Belgana :)

>>19475570
>unnatural

My god you tard, stop the with fucking appeal to nature arguments. It makes no sense!

"Some biologists believe humans evolved natural predispositions towards rape, aggression, and xenophobia, but it does not follow they think it is morally good to aggressively rape or be xenophobic. I may be naturally violent, but it does not follow that I think it is good to act on those violent instincts. I may be born naturally self-centered, but it does not follow it is good to be self-centered.

Now consider health. Poisonous berries may be natural, but it does not follow they are healthy. Chemotherapy may be unnatural, but it does not follow it is bad. In short, you think some natural acts are immoral and some moral, so it is logically inconsistent to argue an act is moral simply because it is natural. And it is inconsistent to argue an act is immoral simply because it is unnatural."

^ READ IT! Something being unnatural or not doesn't fucking matter. What matters is that we do not need to eat meat, dairy or eggs to be healthy in 2017 as countless studies have proven. We can subsist by strictly eating plants and Vitamin B12. Since this is the case, we do not need to murder millions of animals and make them suffer through a short and painful life.

>There is a reason why never in a history of humanity

Perhaps because we weren't as developed, educated and comfortable yet? Perhaps because the humans in the past didn't give a big shit about empathy for the most part? History of humanity is full with war, destruction and oppression. I would not use that as a good example for anything.

>>19475566
Wait, so he really is transexual?

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>>19475598

>>19475616
Cant blame me for trying haha

>>19475615
Its actually a fat german bitch whos also a pedophile and a terrorist.

>>19475629
lol, don't you think you're overracting a bit? bitch surely seems crazy and out of touch with anything resembling reality...but a pedo and a terrorist?

>>19475628
True.

(But I'm watching you regardless.)

:^)

>>19475579
When you're the kind of faggot who gorges on kebabs and dreams of fighting "manlet chimpanzees" it doesnt take much.

>>19475639
What of she agrees? That would be cool as hell haha

>>19475635
She has spoken of her lust for children and making bomb threats. She's human garbage.

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>>19475654
Do you want to have sex with us or something? You seem really interested in us, but not much in vampires. Unless you were (as Bruce suggested, I think) some of those guys who identify as a psychic vampire and got blown the fuck out.

>>19475660
She is (or was?) in Europe, there is no logical reason for her to travel that far UNLESS she saw something special in you that would be worth risking her life for?

You can dream. As we all dream about something.

>>19475664
It is true, without a doubt. I'm both an obese pedophile and a terrorist.

>>19475606
Nature is smarter than both of us. Stop thinking you know better. Also xenophobia is not a fucking bad thing. You know who lacked this instinct? Dodo bird. Where is he now?

>Perhaps because we weren't as developed, educated and comfortable yet? Perhaps because the humans in the past didn't give a big shit about empathy for the most part?

More like people werent as fucking bored back then and didnt need to have 20 genders and talk about being otherkins and shit. All fad things just like veganism

Grains and legumes are shit for health and you cant survive on veggies alone. I wont damage my health just because I feel sorry for cow losing her milk

>>19475670
>Special
I dont think so, but, maybe if she wants to meet someone to talk, why not?

Any vampires here know of a supernature figure known as "the father"? Or some shit like that. i don't know a whole lot about him other than he's supposed to be a pretty scary dude.

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>>19475680
If you think nature is so much better then stop taking medication and using artifical constructs like the Internet. Go back in the jungle and do natural things!

Enjoy all the natural diseases, insects and poisons. Fuck nature, nigga. It's random, cruel and uncaring. "Unnatural" progress will HEAL this world. You know what ultimately will prevent this mass murder of animals?

Not nature, but science. When we are able to create artificial meat I hope this madness will end.

>All fad things just like veganism

Being a very compassionate, kind human isn't a fad. It's just rare.

>Grains and legumes are shit for health and you cant survive on veggies alone.

All the major dietetics and health organizations in the world agree that vegan and vegetarian diets are just as healthy as omnivorous diets. Here are links to what some of them have to say on the subject:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27886704/
https://www.dietitians.ca/Your-Health/Nutrition-A-Z/Vegetarian-Diets/Eating-Guidelines-for-Vegans.aspx
http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/Vegetarianhealth/Pages/Vegandiets.aspx
https://www.nhmrc.gov.au/guidelines-publications/n55
https://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/becoming-a-vegetarian

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>>19475629
Only one of these statements is true

>>19475654
Kebabs are fucking delicious. I had one today and might buy another tommorow too. Check my tattoo
Why the fuck would I dream about fighting you? I dont think about you at all. You on the other hand seems obessed with us. Should I sent you my signed photo? Probably not because you would masturbate to it you creep

If you are looking for Vampires, you should try going to Italy, specifically at Vecine; more specifically at the "Plaza of San Marcos", particularly both at the Florian Caffe and the Quadri Caffe. If you find a regular client ask them for names such as Aro, Marco Papapietro, or Megan "due euro" and they will probably know them (or be them!). Megan "due euro" has a tattoo of an eagle in her left or right hand, so it's not that hard to identify . You have a better chance during the local festivities, and in the tables inside the locals were regulars tend to gather.

>>19475680
Vampirism is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
>>19475606
>we do not need to eat meat, dairy or eggs to be healthy in 2017 as countless studies have proven.
That is wrong. There is an important vitamin no vegetable has. Just that particular one, the rest is covered.
t. my dad works for nintendo doing diet stuff.
We can survive without many things, but the body resents.

>>19475719
Woops, sorry, it was "Venice", but I guess that's obvious.

>>19475701
>I dont think so, but, maybe if she wants to meet someone to talk, why not?

But it's not that simple, she told us.

If she met any of us it would be a huge risk for her because she would break the rules of her "family" - I don't know what exactly that means, but it's possible she could even get killed for it. So no.. this is not just a friendly trip to meet a friend.

I guess your best chance is being a handsome guy and winning her heart, so you might end her loneliness? (I'm just kidding. Or well, a little bit. Half-truth!)

>>19475711
Sorry, never heard of that title. Or I don't remember.

>>19475722
Which one besides B12? That one I have mentioned.

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>>19475719
Can you provide some more background or evidence for that? What makes you able to freely share you sensitive information like this? Why should anyone believe you?

>>19475726
B12, yes.

>>19475733
Nigga, you are free to go as I once did. If you don't want to believe me, then don't believe me. But if you ever go to italy for any other reason you might as well give it a shot.

>>19475726
>Handsome guy
Nope haha
How would they know that shes travelling to talk with me anyway? Also, its not like im gonna write a book about it like Kaplan did, it wpuld be just a friendly conversation and then we would part ways.

>>19475738
I have mentioned B12. And you are 100% correct about that. But as far as I remember the reason why a vegan diet doesn't consist B12 is because the plants we consume are so "clean"... yet animals eat dirty plants with all the bacteria on it.

>>19475740
I printed it, if i get the chance ill go there.

>>19475712
>If you think nature is so much better then stop taking medication and using artifical constructs like the Internet. Go back in the jungle and do natural things!

Bronze tier logic

>Being a very compassionate, kind human isn't a fad. It's just rare.

I consider myself very compassionate but I wont sacrifice my health for animals

>All the major dietetics and health organizations in the world agree that vegan and vegetarian diets are just as healthy as omnivorous diets. Here are links to what some of them have to say on the subject:

Before humanity started eating grains we didnt know what tooth decay is. Grains are reason why people overconsume carbs which leads to obesity and diabetes. Carbs are shittiest nutrient and only one you can be without and still be healthy

Healhy diet for me = meat,dairy,eggs,vegies

>>19475750
No problem dude. I'm sorry I don't know of any spot at Brazil, but if I ever figure something out at that place I'll let it know in this thread (or some future one).

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What if vampires are just like hairless werewolves but all the time and undead, and to be less dead they drink blood

Bam I participated

>>19475740
>"Hey guys I'm giving away sensitive and secret vampire insider information but don't ask me why or how I know it! Lol!"

Okay.

>>19475743
They apparently have rules. If they find out you break the rules there are consequences. Are you willing to risk that for a random person on the Internet you feel nothing for?

Ask yourself that. Put yourself in her situation.

>>19475754
>thinks his "logic" is superior than millions of vegans and vegetarians already living a healthy life, countless studies and all major dietetics/health organizations confirming that it's perfectly fine
>thinks natural logically equals good even though almost all diseases, genetic failures, poisons, feces and mosquitoes are natural

You remind me of muslims. They apply the same logic to everything, just rejecting reality, common sense and science.

>>19475765
Thanks, how did you manage to get this info anyway? Any physical characteristics i should look out for?

>>19475781
It's not like I'm ordering you to go there. I just said, if you ever go to Venice, ¿why not give it a shot? You have nothing to lose, and a lot of potential "win".

There is nothing those fuckers can do anyways.

>>19475781
>You remind me of muslims. They apply the same logic to everything, just rejecting reality, common sense and science.

Thats what you are doing. You are projecting so hard that I can literally see you in my room

>>19475789
Well, it started little. I spent some money creating many societies to research this sort of stuff. I got some info, and as the organization grew and I got more people to help me I had enough time and hands to check many alledged places until I stumbled upon a few "golden spots".

>>19475800
Go away Vladdy

>>19475822
Suck my dick Knife.

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>>19475824
>>19475800
Man, it's really him. Again?

What's wrong with you, Vladdy? You have some serious issues.

>>19475814
>me: "Here actual arguments, a list of sources, studies and recommendations"
>you: "Lol I don't care about science and the experience of millions, what I think is right because I say so"

I think I will stop this discussion now for the sake of the few brain cells that I have left. :^)

>>19475781
>Rules
So they would only found out if id go and scream to the whole world that i met a vampire?

>Risk
If i wanted to, why not? Maybe its because im used to do dangerous stuff.

>>19475828
I'm not Vladdy. I'm just trying to help your transexual ass. You are free to do whatever you want with the info.

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>>19475828
I tried t bring up things about vampires and no one responded y all jsut complained about Vladimir or something

>>19475832
They can find out by watching you (you would be a vampire in this example, as Belgana is allegedly) and following your steps. Another vampire could find evidence that you went out to meet a human and snitch.

Maybe they can read your mind or some shit and find out. Or the human you are going to visit is a trap? And not the feminine dick kind of trap. OR the human is liar and will betray you and make a big fuzz about it, attract attention of other vampires...

Like I said, try to see it from her perspective. There is a lot that can go wrong.

Is it still worth it? Sure, maybe. But not realistic.

Hello anons. Or should I say tripfags by now? Been a while since I was here
How goes the search? Any news?
Last I read there were a few dubious invitations of "vampires" too far away from people here or too "afraid" of being identified through any means... Any lead paid up?

Anyway whatever...
Just came here to complain...
>tfw you know there is a perfect girl out there
>tfw you cant make her your immortal vampire bride and you have to see the passing of cruel years as they steal her life away
I'm kind of depressed

I really wish the search actually gave some real result other that those fucking larpers
Other than that, just passing by to say hello, though I'm pretty sure nobody knows who the fuck am I. Take care everyone. Dontt get eaten.

>>19475836
You're unironically insane. Like, to a point where it's almost creeping me out and I have not said that unironically to anyone here before. Please get help or something.

>>19475865
Sure, the tranny is talking about mental shit. The irony is strong...

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>>19475861
Hello anon! No real news here, I fear.

(Don't be too depressed.)

>>19475874
Honestly what THE FUCK do you even want from us? Why do you create all these fake personas? Is it just boredom? Can't you live out your boredom somewhere else without a split personality and pathological lying?

Please give me attention

>>19475856
Well, ill just leave the tought here and see what she thinks about it later, when she shows up.

>>19475800
>nothing these fuckers can do
LARPer detected. Don't.

>>19475883
Did I ever asked you anything? No. You are the creepy sexually confused slut who just keeps posting this threads hoping for some shit but when someone gives them something for free they freak out and go full autistic mode.

Like it either fits your specific fanfiction version of a vampire or it's all fake. Give me a break, what a waste of time. I hope you take that info as fake so it can go to waste, you clearly don't deserve it.

>>19475828
I gave you arguments but you ignored them and only used shit like strawman arguments.

We could do each other diet for a month and then report how we feel healthwise. But because we are not going to do that we will have to reach compromise that Im right and you are wrong :^)

>>19475836
Where are you from?

>>19475905
No, it's natural is not an argument. It's a logical fallacy and I have explained why. It's traditional is not an argument and another very common logical fallacy: https://www.logicallyfallacious.com/tools/lp/Bo/LogicalFallacies/44/Appeal-to-Tradition

Go read it.

You have not been able to debunk any of the studies or reports I have linked to you. You couldn't even make one argument against it that wasn't one of your logical fallacies.

>We could do each other diet for a month and then report how we feel healthwise.

I told you that I was vegan for over a year and got blood tests done and was doing more than well. Certainly better than I'm doing now.

>>19475904
We know who you are, you retarded faggot. You now took another name because I started ignoring you when you posted as Vladdy.

>>19475902
This.

>>19475880
Ugh... too bad...
I'll try my best to make peace with time...
And embrace the inevitability of fate... cycles upon cycles and nothing really dies I guess...

>>19475905
Bets are on Italy or Latin America.

>>19475922
There might be other more realistic ways to stay "timeless", anon. If that is your main interest then try to stay alive for the scientific revolution to come in the future!

>>19475921
I wont read your vegan funded studies on my phone.

You didnt adress my arguments either.

>Certainly better than I'm doing now.

No shit probably because you were not going through 3 jars of nutella daily back then.

I cant believe Im wasting my sleep here. If I die at work today Im blaming you and I will come back to haunt your ass

>>19475950
>You didnt adress my arguments either.

What argument has been left unaddressed?