Eclipse Unity Meditation (Updated)

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Hundreds of thousands of people meditating for peace, ascension, disclosure, the end of the NWO/Pedo/Satan stuff. An not one of them is HERE on /x/.

This really is /r9k/ with traps replaced by tulpas.

>>19466451
Might help if you didn't use baby's first memes as photos for a significantly serious astronomical event.

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>>19466468
I made that picture myself. The world is already too serious. We need more joy, and Spurdo makes me happy.

I will be meditating tomorrow. I've already convinced many friends who have never meditated before to join me.

>>19466547
>>19466399
At what hour will you start? (preferably UTC/GMT)
Do you have a plan or objective?
Any magic involved?

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>spurdo teaches zen healing
seen it all now
enough internet for today

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>>19467327
Why don`t we have more threads like this on /x/ ?
Shit`s amazing
I will bring my spiritual squad to join.

>>19466399
I like meditating and this eclipse is a big one, so I'm down.
Also nice dubs

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>>19467381
Meme magick my dude.

Digits don`t lie

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>>19467327
Thanks dude. I think this site will convert 11:11 PDT to everybody's local time.

https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=UNITY+MEDITATION&iso=20170821T111111&p1=137

This one will help as well. You can click anywhere on the map, for detailed info

http://xjubier.free.fr/en/site_pages/solar_eclipses/TSE_2017_GoogleMapFull.html?Lat=35.20972&Lng=-110.39063&Zoom=5&LC=1

Ironically at 11:11 the eclipse will be an hour past max on the west coast and 20 minutes from ending, but it's more important that everyone does it AT THE EXACT SAME TIME. People on the WHOLE EARTH will be meditating at this exact time.

Good luck to us all!

>>19467449
thanks :DDDD

>>19467449
thaaaaaanks

>>19466399
My friends will meditate too. Generally speaking, there`s 6 of us right now and this number might grow.

Good luck
btw how many people do we get right now?

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>>19467635
Rule number 1 of meditation club:
No giggling when someone farts.
Rule number 2 of meditation club:
No giggling when someone farts.
Rule number 3 of meditation club:
He who smelt it dealt it.
>tfw you're too giggly and gassy to meditate for world peace in a group.

>>19466399
check this out guys >>>19467758
we ARE going to be receiving a message of some sort tomorrow

>>19466399
>because inside every normie retard, is an ascendant master trying to get out
sure, but that's meaningless. just because everyone has some base potential doesn't mean they're not still normie retards who will never make use of it.

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>>19469631
It's copy pasta
https://youtu.be/KMEViYvojtY

I actually agree with you. If the earth is like a school then some people are one or two years away from graduation, while others are starting their first day of kindergarten.

But I'll stick with what I said before; we SHOULD be living in a beautiful world with the technology we have NOW. There is a HOSTILE extra dimensional force that seeks to retard us in every way. That seeks to destroy all excess productivity and keep us all scrabbling in the dirt for a bite of food when we could be living in (nearly) a post scarcity world.

More than anything else (for me) I'm going to meditate that this hostile force is expelled soon and humanity can become what it REALLY is. Maybe then people will stop hating themselves and their species.

>>19467332
Hail Spurdo!

>>19467449
Kiitos!
I will gather my troops also for the maydetaison!

Hail Kek! Hail Spurdo! May the conjoinment habben with peace and luv!

>>19466399

>rebirth
>evil

Only if you let it be.

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I'm going to be meditating/praying on the river in oregon tomorrow morning alone(but with everyone), heading out around 7:30am or 8am pst to prepare for the totality at 9:45 -10:19. then prepare for 11:11, hope everyone brings a nice picnic for after, i love you all. it will be great

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One last bump before sleepy time. Just remember this phenomenon is not new. 30 years ago today people FIRST tried to come together to make a difference. It's only been building more and more since then. If something isn't shaken loose this time, it will continue to build until it becomes unimaginable.

http://prepareforchange.net/2017/08/20/what-was-the-harmonic-convergence/

People are sick of the greed, hatred, violence, deceit, and inequity of this world. This is not the natural state of humanity. We have not seen our true uncorrupted natural state in over 20,000 years.

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It's like I've always said, the answer is literally always more meditation.

>>19466399
>>19466451
i love you for real, fucking love this gif and love cobra too. see you at the meditation

>created another thread without realizing there already was one

>>>19470978

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Tomorrow, there is no spoon.

Are you guys ready?
1 hour and 16 minutes to go

I can already feel energy around

>>19466399
I doubt most of you stupid fucks have ever meditated before today.

>>19472855
With that attitude, neither have you

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There`s unexplainable joy, happiness, and excitement coming thru me.

Someone else has it too?

IDS HABBENING!!!

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WE MADE IT GUYS

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i happened to open x and see this thread almost exactly when it was 11:11, funny "coincidence"

i did meditate

Oh man that was absolutely beautiful! Everyone that participated damn that was great! So much joy, positivity, hope, love. Such a strong connection to all those positive souls meditating.

We should do this more often. Mass meditation in general.

>>19473452
I agree! It was wonderful

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>>19473452
Mass Meditation general /mms/

Habbening soon?

btw. IT WAS SO GREAT
i feel so much positive energy that i can`t contain it.
it is simply the most beautiful meditation i have ever done. Thank you guys for the ride, we should do it more often.

Peace and spurdo sparde

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I had a very powerful meditation
Feeling strong peace and equanimity here

>>19473461
I'm still all smiles about it. It feels great. Definitely healing medicine for the world and all souls in it.

We should do something like a mass meditation every full moon or something that happens more often.

bumping for mass meditations every full moon.

>>19473521
That would be super cool

New general incoming?
Mass meditation general /mms/

Mabe, we should think of a different name?

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>>19473493
>>19474063
>>19474145
We can attend the weekly Sunday meditation on prepareforchange.net, this is the most popular and most efficient Mass Meditation that I know of. (It is the Source of this Solar Eclipse Meditation.)

http://prepareforchange.net/participate/weekly-ascension-meditation/


Update from Cobra:

Unity Meditation Preliminary Report
We have reached the critical mass!

I will release a full report in a few days, and it will contain very good news.

Victory of the Light!

>>19474158
Sounds awesome.

May i post here my experience with meditation?
It may sound very retarded and unbelievable, but i believe what i saw and heard and i think this is good time and place to do so

>>19474158
Well how about that. This will do nicely.

>>19474179
You should!

>>19474158
We could do both. And keep full moon mass meditations exclusive to /x/ .

That website you posted is too hocus pocus for me to be honest. Has too many titles implying fear of the "establishment", "bloodline wars" and a bunch other titles implying a sense of urgency or danger which are on par with fear.

To me this mass meditations should just be about radiating peace, joy, love, positivity. Not about bringing down an establishment, going at some war of us/them, or anything of that nature.

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>chegged
>tfw mahayana buddhist
>tfw dwell in a meditative state 24/7
>tfw wish for wrold beace every 11:11
>yfw u realize gondola is a Tibetan meme

in tibet p is often pronounce b and hard ck replaced with a hard 'g' sound

also thread music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmEntfLk8Qk&t=2134s

>>19474225
Yeah man. It'll be our sekret club.

I would advise against making generals ALL THE TIME though. Not only will it burn people out on the idea, I think they would just be generally better threads if they didn't happen too often.

>>19474286
Our little colorful magickal sekret club.

I agree though, that's why I think once a month is about good. Full moon is every 28 days so it fits pretty well.

No motive or objective other than radiating positive energy to the world and souls in it though. None of that ascension, disclosure, bring down the establishment crap. Just shining positive energy standing tall and strong like a rock solid lighthouse.

>>19466399

>inside every normie retard, is an ascendant master trying to get out

fucking kek.

I wish I could have joined you guys but I was at work. We should do one one a weekend some day.

>>19474640
One on*

>>19474640
There's been a meditation every Sunday for the past couple of years now lol

>>19474872
Good to know! Lol I didn't read the whole thread.

>>19466399

I felt love as I forgave

so i meditated but i felt no energies what did i do wrong

I feel like this is a shill thread.