is weed paranormal?

>>19464059
Are you autistic?

yes.
now gtfo out my thread.

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>>19464059
DUDE
WEED
LMAO

>>19464059
It changes the perceptual bandwidth.

Marijuana opens your mind to the paranormal.

nah it's pretty normal desu senpai

>>19464059
Send me a gram and I'll post results

>>19464059
as in unofficially normal? I'd say so

>>19464059
CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN OP IM SMOKING WEED OVER HERE

I dunno. When I smoke God possesses the people around me to respond to my thoughts and give me shit like a disappointed Asian father. It's odd.

Weed opens your chakras up into an extra dimensional vortex where timeline shifting, paradigm shattering, reality distorting alien memes can wander into the human mind in sudden flashfires of inspiration. The top level of the military is at war with Kush Aliens

>>19464219

weed virgin detected

>>19464059
Yes you can summon a succubus if you jam a bong up your ass sideways

>>19464059

Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know. Can you repeat the question?
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW, YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW, YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG.

Life is unfair.

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>>19464059
>is weed paranormal?

For the maladies relief I have brought, Ninmah to her brothers said.
From her pouch a bag of seeds she brought out, seeds in the soil to be sown;
A host of bushes from the seeds shall sprout, a juicy fruit they will produce.
The juice an elixir shall form, for drinking by the heroes it shall be good.
Their ailments it will chase away; happier their mood it shall make!
In a cool place the seeds need to be sown, by warmth and water need they nourishing!
So did Ninmah to her brothers say.
The place that for this is perfect I will to you show! Enlil to her said.
It is where the Landing Place was fashioned, where an abode of cederwood I have made!
In Enlil's skyship the two of them, Enlil and Ninmah, skyward soared;
To the Landing Place in the snow-covered mountains, by the cedar forest, brother and sister
went.
On the great stone platform the skyship landed, to Enlil's abode they went.
From the pouch of Ninmah the seeds were obtained, in the valleys soil they were sown,
A fruit from Nibiru on Earth to be grown!

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>>19464469
>The juice an elixir shall form, for drinking by the heroes it shall be good.
>Their ailments it will chase away; happier their mood it shall make!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magu_(deity)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elixir_of_life

>>19464059
DUDE

>>19464336
not smoked enmought weeed degetegeted

>>19464059

It can be used in conjunction with occult activities, just as all drugs potentially can. Many ancient cultures used weed in occult ritual or activity. But just smoking weed is not the same thing at all.

>>19464210

same