Are women paranormal?

>>19462352
they're inhuman that's for sure

>>19462352
Nah, they are just beautiful, mysterious creatures that I like to pleasure sexually.

>>19462352
What Cryptid is this?

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>>19462352
Why yes, of course.

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>>19462352
Yes.

Is OP a faggot?

>>19462388
Who are you?

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>>19462352
no
except lauren
too qt to be real

>>19462627
Source?

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I thought we already got this clear.
Women are Paranormal.
>Pic related
>>19462437
Shhh don't ask and you will get no lies~

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>>19462647
lauren mayberry

chvrches lead singer

>>19462654
I just want to talk shit with famous people. Mwuhahahahha

>>19462667
basic tier taste

>>19462726
Maybe even meet one, and satisfy her sexually. ;^P

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>>19462667
Megan james is better tbqhwy

The only thing that has ever made me believe in psychic phenomenon is women. But maybe I'm just dumb

>>19462352
Yes, they are.

>>19462352
I mean that level of self-absorption, foolishness, and malicious manipulation is, in many ways, mythical.

women use another language which you can use which serves as a domination tool. they use it naturally. different people manifest different degrees of this orientation but most are unaware. also why they will silently kill "accidentally" all their opposition as a natural process like osmosis... hard to explain but the selection of the perfect male is done beyond the conscious level of human wakeful awareness

Women lack empathy and are intolerant of emotional labor.

paranormally cute :3

>>19462352
No, they're not! Women are fucking psycho. There is a difference between being completely irrational and psycho as shit and being paranormal.

>>19462352
Who hurt these lil baby boys

Yes. They magically make my dick bigger and harder

Some of them are, most of them aren't.

>>19462352
Have you ever sniffed a woman's pussy? It's intoxicating. I long to serve a woman's snatch and bring her into climax again and again. That smell....her moans of pleasure....that is my reward.

>>19464832
They don't all smell like that friendo

>>19465118
not that guy but my autistic superpower is enhanced sense of smell
I can smell a wet vagina and no matter what its an insta boner

Witchy women are pretty fun to date. Me and this Wiccan girl dated for about six months before I discovered she was a Wiccan. We were both all "Oh shit, you practice magic too? No way!" We both wanted to do a ritual together, but our systems were completely different.

I'm on my period and it's pretty painful. Not very paranormal.

Sarah's pussy is the greatest of all.

>>19465164
Working out while on your period is probably pretty rough too. Does the Taco Bell help?

>>19462394
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say yes.

>>19464392
>>19464601
Yes and yes.

>>19464377
The fuck are you on about?

>>19462394
Are you a woman?

>>19464377
They are really good at physiological manipulation but at the same time seem crazy and irrational.

Yet they are really calculating and cunning in social situations.

>>19464790
So you're a woman?

>>19462352
YES!
we are all born with psychotic abilities!

your music sucks shit im glad youre having fun though

>>19466168

No

>>19462352
I have yet to see one OP, ill tell ya if i do

>>19462352
Given the way they disappear in my life I have concluded that women are in fact some form of ghost.

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>>19465145
>my autistic superpower is enhanced sense of smell
I can smell a wet vagina

Whats your Super hero name?

>>19465145
>insta boner
This. When I first smelled a pussy (although it was through her panties) my dick got hard immediately. She was shy and wouldn't let me eat her out because she had never showed her pussy to anyone, but just kissing and biting her thighs felt good.

>>19462370
holy cuk

>>19462357
fpbp, but seriously, fuck women.

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>>19467239
I like ur taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaFh71YwZ4Y

>>19462357
>>19467305
Muhammad...

>>19467239
God I haven't seen that picture in years

>>19462352
They are literally a portal from the other world into this one bro.

also they have the superpower to do awful things to potential mates without understanding what theyre doing

evolutionary biology is paranormal

>>19462352
i dont know shit but i think they are more intuitive than men (in general)

>>19468233
I agree with that.
- Woman

>>19462352
yeah sure. why not.