redpill thread

>>19461174
concrete enema???

>2006 volleyball incident
>golf rumors

WTF are these I keep seeing them everywhere

>>19461174
Wtf there are so many I don't know about
Please tell me more about
Dolphin square
Phantom kangaroo
Slut stocks
Schnell online
Tried googling but nothing comes up

>>19461208
I think the volleyball one was something about a school shooting that got brushed under the carpet.

>>19461217
Because most are made up, you won't find anything on them.

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>>19461208
>golf rumors
some topics like these are a bit too... unusual for most websites... try asking in some deep web chatroom for some links - you may be surprised

>>19461208
Here you go, a thread on golf rumours.
>>19460403

what is runescape in nyc?

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>>19461174
>bovine hormone conditioning

>>19461217
>Dolphin square
High profile human trafficking
>phantom kangaroo
Sightings of kangaroo in american cities, often with unusual attributes (overly large, carnivorous, transperant) and often associated with "men in black" type encounters

wikipedia has both these not sure about the other two

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>>19461223
Don't fuck with my mind!

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>>19461197

>sentient water
>the sun prevents pineal gland activation

>>19461504
more info please

>>19461508
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Sentient+water+emoto

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Darkness+activate+pineal+gland

dumb.

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>>19461174

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>>19461490
>NTR

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>>19461174
>Simpsons is real footage(radiation theory)

WHAT

>>19461174

If I want to learn about this things where should I start? Would googling them be enough?

>>19461617
And also cofeve clock theory

>>19461617
there used to be a whole website with detailed episode breakdowns screenshots etc but i could only find this http://spinpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Simpsons_Theory

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>>19461633
This is honestly the most outrageous shit I've ever read and I'm not even past the 4th paragraph

>>19461633
This kind of bullshit is why I'm sick "paranormal lovers"...

> Studying paranormal activities since years...
>Searching for new material to work on...
>Stumbling over few weirdos claimin that the Simpsons is a live reality show...
>Burning all your work and go raise goats in Kurdistan...

>>19461330
tren

>>19461633
Incredible....

>>19461231
Spill your beans bean man

>>19461174
>Finland doesn't exist
confirmed t. finfag

State enforced race mixing - that one sounds true.

>>19461174
>>19461223
>.nyc (Runescape in New York)
The fuck does that mean?

>>19461174
It's Jeff Mangum not Jeff Magnum

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>>19461174

Solar Plexus clown glider......

>DBS Tingles got that one covered Senpai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJZ9DEwxp40

>>19461174
>JK Rowling an actor
Someone please explain this

Whoever got beans on golf spill em

>>19462399
It's just pizzagate but with golf and human sacrifices
pretty bland if you ask me

>>19462389
JK Rowling didn't really write Harry Potter, she's just acting the part.

>>19461208
>2006 Volleyball Incident
A "successful" school shooting occurred in 2006, apparently done by hired killers/mercenaries for an unknown purpose. It was swept under the rug.

>Golf Rumors
A professional golfer was allegedly killed after witnessing a bizarre cult-like ritual at some gold tournament.

>>19461217
>Dolphin Square
A very professional, high-tech child (and organ) trafficking business located in England, which is associated with child abuse rings.

>Phantom Kangaroo
Sightings of Kangaroo-like creatures in the United States, allegedly the result of someone trying to introduce Kangaroos into the North American wild.

>Slut Stocks
A bizarrely detailed database of high-profile escorts and prostitutes involved in upscale human trafficking. Their "value" goes up and down depending on recent physical or psychological trauma they've been through.

>>19462402
Whys everyone so gdamn afraid to talk about it in any detail thats the hook for me...

>>19462404
Evidence?

>>19462416
I'm not saying that it's true or not, just explaining the theory.

>>19462421

Ok, but why/when did it show up?

>>19462415
Basically the theory is that golf started off as some blood sport involving worship of some demon/deathgod. According to the theory professional golf keeps up those traditions and is involved in brutal childrape and human sacrifices. Tiger Woods is apparently in on it as well as Obama and supposedly some guy found their secret sacrifice den and got super spooped.

Jewish Porn Control isn't a theory - it's a proven fact. David Marmostein Tassilo.

>>19462421
That's like if I said "italians aren't real" that's not a theory that's just a random claim. It needs to be based on some observations/findings to be a true theory.

>>19462425
I'm not quite sure, but the theory states that the Harry Potter series was created by a think tank of sorts to make the most popular series possible, and they used J.K. Rowling as the "face" of the series.

>>19462428
Thank you anon this is what i was looking for

>>19462389
Long story short, the first HP book was written by an unknown who turned out to be a (then) uncaught child predator. Its publisher decided to contact JK Rowling who had a very similar concept, and offered her the reigns to the series.

>>19462433
It was Tony Blair who wrote it. Philosopher's Stone was released in 1997 - when Blair came to power. Also later that year Princess Diana was assasinated because she knew the truth about this.

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>>19461174
wtf is the Delaware Hoax?

>>19462448
lul

>>19462433
Or maybe JK Rowling is simply a creative genius.

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>>19462431
they arent anon theyre just spainards who want to control europe by pretending to be another nation secretly claiming land slowly as the years go on why do thing that spain was going facist the same time italy did the only difference is that a jew agent successful prevented the full turn to fascism in spain to maintain the allied powers outnumbering of the axis

>>19462456
I swear to god if "italians aren't real" makes it onto future iceberg images I'm not gonna be happy

>>19462461
I've never actually seen one. Well I have but not the dark ones that are in films and tv programmes.

>>19462466
I mean... I haven't met an italian but I live in Britain so that's normal right?

>>19461217
>>19461208
>>19461197
>implying this isn't just random words strung together to troll you morons into asking other morons about what it is
>the ultimate red pill is that you autists are the butt of red pill jokes

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>>19462461
think about it anon why does italian resemble spanish so much yet french and swiss doesnt considering the proximity of the nations?
Have you ever actually seen an italian? notice how they resemble spainards in the facial characteristics but not so much in hair and eyes? they are doing this to throw off your trail

>>19462474
I live in Sweeden but yes.

>>19461197
A rumored torture tactic where concrete is poured into a detainee's rectum, and then they're force fed. Their feces becomes backed up, as well as the concrete hardening and expanding/stretching their insides.

>>19461174
What are Indigo Children?

>>19462481
But that would mean that the roman empire was in fact a spanish army

>>19462487
They just look at your ass and call you a poo butt

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>>19462484
>>19462474
>>19462466
>>19462461
We had an italian foreign exchange student in high school. She had a surprising grasp of spanish despite never having been to spain or mexico and she looked like some of the white mexicans we had at school. In addition i took her to an italian restaurant in town owned by an italian man and she said the food wasnt very italian despite eating the chicken fetticini
>>19462492
Yes and after the fall of the empire the emperors retreated to spain and stayed until they started a new empire based in america

>>19461174
why is veganism on here?

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>>19461174
someone help me out on some of these
Simpsons is real footage
Original Doll (what about the Britney Spears album that never became is conspiracy?)
Door Dogs
Grabblers (this is an onion meme about Jews. What about it?)
Stab wound fucking (what about this is conspiracy?)
Memphis rap sigils (big Memphis rap fan, really interested as to what this is)
Empty Internet
.nyc
Michigan Blue Hell Human Zoo
WW3 happened in 1995 (no shit, Randy Savage won the first 60 man battle royale there)

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>>19462505
You know too much

>>19461174
Limbic Brain?

>>19462515
> Simpsons is Real Footage
Stupid copypasta/LARPing that basically says The Simpsons is actual footage of an extremely irradiated part of the country. http://spinpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Simpsons_Theory

> Original Doll
A lost Britney Spears album that allegedly featured a lot of transparency, and several attacks at the entertainment industry. At around the same time, Britney had her infamous meltdown, the project was nowhere to be seen, and her career never recovered.

> Door Dogs
Genetically-modified. highly aggressive, selectively bred "superdogs" that can sniff out everything from drugs to digital storage before fully opening the door during a raid.

> Stab Wound Fucking
Possible deep web copypasta bullshit. Allegedly niche porn that involves penetration of an abdominal puncture would.

> Memphis Rap Sigils
Alleged occult connections, involving several influential artists and producers in the 1990s Memphis hip hop scene.

> Empty Internet
The theory that many high-profile websites are fake, and filled with nonexistent communities, user reviews, etc. as a means of laundering money (or being a cover-up) for illegal business.

>>19461174
>gotta sift through the bullshit words in here

Half of it is nonsense. The other half is where the truth lies. Can you figure out which is which?

>>19461217
>he thinks he can google this shit on the surface web lolololollolololololol

>>19461223
>cigarettes provide health benefits
explain

>>19462569
I can tell you one thing it kills your anxiety so its basically the toxic effect of smoking vs. the toxic effect of anxiety

> WW3 happened in 1995
interested in this because that's the year I was born and I'm a narcissist

>>19462590
True facts. I would rather die early and live a life with minimum anxiety attacks than die old and suffer panicking about literally nothing most of the time.

>>19462603
That actually makes a lot of sense.

>>19461174
are there any proofs for the last 20 lines of your pic?

What about infinite oil.
OIL IS A MINERAL WAKE UP

https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/cassini/media/cassini-20080213.html)

>>19461231
yup if it isnt CP or alike it is allowed to speak out here, so shake it like a shalt shaker bro, you made me curious!

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>>19462590

Complete non-sequiter; but consider switching to American Spirits. They don't put in all the harmful carginogens that the other brands do; just 100% pure tobacco. I can't cite particular studies for reduced rates of cancer and health problems, but its almost a no-brainer that the rates should be lower.

>Just some helpful advice to a random anon.

>>19462657
One step ahead of you man I only smoke American Spirit Black the perique ones

>>19461223
kek what is the lst picture resembling? a faceless god or what?

>>19461223
- stab wound fucking??
- child porn soundtracks?
- deep sea lab techs?
- russian crime dungons??
- god was raped?????
-

anyone can explain these?!

>>19462590
It has nothing to do with anxiety?

>>19461174
Is a Serbian Film the worst film ever?

>>19462500
This is for la raza

>>19461633
> Are we to believe that some guy sat at a table and drew each and every frame of The Simpsons? I think not. These people we see on The Simpsons are evidently real flesh and blood people. An animator just cannot add so much detail to the show simply with a pencil.

oh my

>>19461174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CulmziggpvA

dropping all this at once. the things that are coming out are all connected

>>19462515
>>19462555
I've met tommywright recently at one of his shows, I don't believe he's in occult shit. Can't say for the rest of memphis rap.

>>19461614
>Poorly cropped anime images

>>19461174
black snake prophecy?
what the hell is that?

>>19461633
Autism literally speaks

>>19461174
Is Pixel Vision Anxiety the same as Visual Static/Snow?

>>19461174
>taurus earth
can someone explain this?

>>19461174
> No Rokos Basilisk
Sorry for dooming you all.

atomic bombs not existing would make sense if you think about it. great optics by america at the time.

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>>19461490
damn, I actually fapped to deMoivre's formula before
>yfw you are ascended

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>>19462452
hi ashley

>>19462692
These are the best, someone explain them.

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>>19461633
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>>19461671
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>>19462786
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>>19461617
>>19463546

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>>19464224
According to the U.S. Geological Survey there are currently 34 populated places in 25 states named Springfield throughout the United States, including five in Wisconsin; additionally, there are at least 36 Springfield Townships, including 11 in Ohio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV9UeKENOXw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uDDQvzWv5c

https://youtu.be/KRTOB8JPwa8

>>19462490
Children with a aura of the color indigo and them having supposed powers.

>>19462490
Children that apparently have deep knowledge of obscure stuff no one knows where it came from. Like, one of them said he knew the entire internal structure of the egyptian Sphynx and he knows how to activate a mecanism to open it or something. Don`t remember exactly but I don`t feel like looking it up.

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>>19462515
>original clone
weird incident where she burst into radio station unannounced, lays a song with lyrics saying she's been cloned then m.i.b type dudes show up and escort her out and the company covers up all trace of the album, denies it exists.... there was a big thread mauybe 2015-ish about it a lot of anons tried to contact ppl involved in production, dug up some really weird stuff

>memphis rap sigils
could only find this but it barely seems related
http://illuminatiwatcher.com/william-ramsey-and-the-occult-conspiracy-of-the-west-memphis-3-case-c-t-a-u-c-podcast-e16/
and there's always been rumours about Children of the corn, criminal mane etc.

>.nyc
in another iceberg thread someone said it was a system installed which monitered peoples peoples day to day routine upload it as a phantom runescape server (?) or vice versa that new york populated by NPCs controlled via the experimental server... it was hard to follow

>>19463211
Literally just google it

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>>19463476
>>19462641
>>19461504
Noted

>>19462603
>would rather die early from suffocation than learning healthy drugfree methods of becoming super chill and cool and living a long life being super chill and cool

what a fag and an loser you are man.

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>america never discovered

NANI THE FUCK

>finland doesn't exist
HOLY SHIT, IM LUAGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

>>19462428
this is comedy gold

>>19461490
explain slug christ videos? i like his music but I've only seen 1 or 2 videos

>>19464293
basically that shit flatbush zombies, the underachievers and pro era believe right?

>>19462389
I've heard the theory that the books and movies were written by comity which is why she has no real attachment to the series.

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>>19462428
>>19465496
Go ahead, laugh. That's what """they""" want you to.

The gopher in Caddyshack was a point of much amusement to those who viewed it as a comedy film but it is a reference to something more sinister: golf is much older than its supposed "invention" by the Scottish. In the Madrid Codex, the largest surviving Mayan codex, there are references to "Tozan Tlaxapochtli", which in the Nahuatl language translates to, "gopher hole". This refers to refers to the original golf played as a blood sport in the Mayan society. Losers and those with poor swings were sacrificed to the death bat of the underworld (Xibalba) and patron saint of golf, Camazotz.

Pictured is a "gopher hole" discovered at Chitzen Itza.

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>>19461174
Fixed

What's "Paul is Dead"?

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>>19461217
>schnellonline

>>19465629
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=paul+is+dead

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>>19465631
>Dongland 2

>>19462839
I figured he was talking about mjg & 8ball???

>>19462805
"If the owner of this video has granted you access, please sign in."
Really?

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>>19461490
Quick question: does pic related count as entity merging?

>>19461174
>XRA psyops
>the Ocean at night
>empty internet
>Hollow universe
>Cameraheads
>Tila tequila

Is any of this real??

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>>19465755
>he thinks it's fake

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>>19465755
>the Ocean at night
It hides bitter truths the Atlantists don't want to be revealed. During night time the veil is partially lifted.

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>>19461174
The Romans had nanotechnology, the Greeks had analog computers way before Jesus was a thing, and the Babylonians had nukes now, does that mean the Sumerians have/had a galactic empire somewhere out there?

>>19465631
>putting Gears of War further down than WoW
lol no.

>>19465631
damn I'm only on the Daemon level

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>>19465755
>XRA psyops
i have no clue about this either

>the Ocean at night
see >>19465806


>empty internet
that the internet is a lot less densely populated than it appears and that it offers no new content due to the internet being shaped by its users and not visa versa

>Hollow universe
google it

>Cameraheads
some humans are unwitting "cyborgs" with a camera implanted in their eye, or a transmitter attached to the inner nerves of their eyes and thus are unkowingly spies for the government

>Tila tequila
she used to be a celebrity on MTV, even had her own show, turned National Socialist and conspiracy theorist. she apperently even used to come to /pol/ and even /x/ from time to time. she's absolutely great.
pic related, something she posted on Twitter before being shoa'd

>>19462373
similar to the Simpsons is Real theory, this theory states that the actions you take in Runescape are actually controlling living "human drones" in a deep underground military base (DUMB) below New York.

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>>19462657
>>19462668
the carcinogens are in the tobacco itself, you fucking hipsters
American Spirits just dont put extra preservatives, burn enhancers, flavor enhancers like other Big Tobacco corps.
theyre still extremely addictive, and will eventually kill you.
enjoy your emphysema.

>>19462455
Not in this dimension

>>19461872
After that last thing that happened when there were threads about g--- r-----, I don't think it's a good idea.

People fucking disappeared. Leave it alone.

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>>19461174
Gee. Now that I've seen the Tesseract I can off myself quietly. This list is a troll. Yep.

>>19461174
Solar plexus clown gliders.

Topkek 666 winrar

>>19461217
Is this a joke? You think you can just use Google, a conglomerate that curates and suppresses the truth, to look up some of the strongest red pills known to man?
Use Searx you doofus.

>>19466537
The only way I've been able to use Google for these searches is to use a Tor browser through two VPNs (one for my browser and one for my router) with an exit node in the Vatican archives. Even then, you have to use Enochian characters or else Google replaces your results with ads and everything except what you're searching for. (new shit algorithms).

>>19462505
Spanish is easy to learn if you know Italian.
Romanic languages being very similar and all.

what the fuck is Schnell Online?

>>19461617
>>19461633

>tfw sounds too outrageous in the beggining
>tfw after reading for a while it makes sense
>tfw im starting to believe Simpsons is real footage

>>19465754
no, only being lewd

>>19466560
>exit node in the Vatican
>not the ancient dwarven server located underneath the Hill of Tara
Enjoy your cyber demons.

>>19461490
Where on this list are Xenomorphs?

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>>19462555
>stab wound fucking
I'll concede that someone somewhere has probably done this

The internet (more specifically social media) is the continuation of MKULTRA. We wanted to see how easy it would be for Russia and commies to turn the American youth into anti Americans and such. But it got to big to contain and now we have organizations like BLM, and AntiFa running around.

>>19462531
Our limbic system would act as another independent brain, the same way the right and left hemisphere can think separately.

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>>19461174
Don't see any cat rape ascension on this so-called list.

>it kills your anxiety
That's a common myth. Nice try though mr. tobacco lobbyist.
Cigarettes raise your heart rate when you smoke them, thus actually increasing your anxiety. Then when you're off them the withdrawal raises your heart rate again, increasing your anxiety. You can't win, you should quit while you still can.

>>19465698
Three six mafia
>666 Mafia

>>19462343
Go back to /pol/

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>>19461633
im retarded now, i read it all.

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>>19462710
yes, it's just fucking stupid gore. that's all it is, once you get over the shock factor it's lame as fuck and there's no plot beyond, "man forced to do gross shit to his family." i fucking hate that stupid shit movie

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>>19465594
you're a fucking retard, that's been a thing known by archeologists for a while. it has nothing to do with golf you fuck head.

>>19465806
now, what is the idea behind it? is it that the people that deny Atlantis can't hide the truth during the night because we can see the ruins or is it something deeper that im missing?

>>19466617
youre a literal retard then.

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>>19462555
>Empty Internet

This...actually makes perfect sense.

I'd find it hard to believe this ISN'T happening.

>>19461490
>Degenerate
man i thought elasticity would be lower honestly

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Help me complete it ,tho.

>>19462505
dumb ass Japanese has latin roots

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Kek.

>>19462505
Except the 2nd Rome was Constantinople and the 3rd Rome was Moscow. The theory that the Spanish are descended from Romans is based on the fact that USA had a fucking Romeaboo autism problem and based all their shit on it. In reality it's just a mix of USA being a mix of former Roman countries.

UK used Latin in their shit, so USA used it. France used Latin in their shit, so USA used it. USA is deeply disappointed that Moscow didn't fall in WW2 and was a reason they 1. Didn't enter earlier (despite essentially agreeing to in the first place with UK in exchange for Atom Bomb theory, new radar, self-sealing fuel tanks and remote controlled explosives) and 2. Didn't open a second front until 1944.

This is b ecause they had HOPED that the Germans would have eventually captured Moscow and they could claim it fell and move it to Washington D.C. Sadly Germany never did because Hitler ruined it. Fun fact, British special forces and secret agents had 5 plans to assassinate Hitler. They all decided not to as he was actually HELPING them by being so bad at war.

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>>19465368
What are the multiple "14/???" things about?

>>19465594
Nigga that's from The Road to El Dorado

Delaware Hoax?

What the hell is that. Can confirm it's real, live there

What's the "original bugsy" stuff?

This thread is great bump

>>19462641
>https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/cassini/media/cassini-20080213.html)

404

>>19462805
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CulmziggpvA

busted link fag

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>>19461490
>mfw barely creep tier
>mfw snuff and shit eating are that high up

I don't even wanna know that stuff near the bottom

>>19465239
>original clone

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16974516/

>>19464224
>people in the pic all look normal

>>19466048
i like the DUMB abbreviation

>Amazon forest was built
>Finland doesn't exist
>Mountains are big trees
>Rapture already happened
>Ocean doesn't exist
>Soy coin spraying

I am ready for the truth

>>19461490
>floor tiles

>>19461174

The columbine third shooter is real.

>>19466520
Sweet valley?

explain nikka

>>19467172
You can literally buy likes for fb pages and also buy comments for any websites. I have done it a couple of times when I was working on a graphic novel to boost the popularity of it.

>>19468055
>Amazon forest was built
The Amazon rainforest

The Amazon rainforest has long been considered a natural and untouched relic of biodiversity but recent research shows that much of this forest landscape has been shaped by past societies.

Indigenous peoples have managed the land for millennia using the slash-and-burn technique to clear areas of forest and plant rotating food crops.

http://www.britishmuseum.org/explore/themes/cultures_of_diversity/the_amazon_rainforest.aspx

"The scientists also studied man-made earthworks, uncovered by recent logging in Bolivia, that included ditches up to about a kilometer (1,100 yards) long and up to 3 meters deep and 4 meters wide.

Their findings suggest that rather than being rainforest hunter-gatherers, or large-scale forest clearers, the people of the Amazon from 2,500 to 500 years ago were farmers who made use of the naturally open landscape to grow crops and to build monumental-scale earthworks."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2685049/Amazonian-rain-forest-just-2-000-years-old-previously-SAVANNAH-tended-farmers-researchers-find.html

What's human zoo? Something about those two words used together just creeps me out.

>>19461490
>tfw irredeemable

>>19469054
probably exactly what it sounds like? A zoo, but you get to see the different races of human.

>>19465433
i was drawn to this post by the presence of dark, jewish anger and hatred being emitted from it.

>>19461208
Golf rumors is the glass camera project, suprised people don't know this by now

>>19462692
>fucking a stab wound
>the recordings of children being raped
>underwater technology that only works because of the high pressures
>dungeons where you are kept alive but tortured indefinitely, or sold for torture like in Hostile
>God tried creating, but was infiltrated by one of his creations and lost main control over it, a more grotesque analogue to Eve eating the fruit of knowledge

I suppose those "google earth black zones 2017" are zones you aren't supposed to see, or at least for open public?

>>19469747
Also
>endless elevators
What?

>>19461490
>tfw I actually fapped to flower pollination because of the lack of access to porn materials

>>19461174
The Ocean at night?

>>19466898
What if you put some coke in your cigg?

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lines below australia

the universe is the first ever accident in a vast chaos of nothingness to have turned into something so complex, and the chances of such substantial creations like our reality will be slim to none in the vast nothingness in which our universe resides.

>>19463211
The Dakota Access pipeline or Keystone XL whatever you call it is "A black snake that will bring the Siox Indians harm" or at least that's what they claimed in court to fight the oil company

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>>19462555
>> Stab Wound Fucking
>Possible deep web copypasta bullshit. Allegedly niche porn that involves penetration of an abdominal puncture would.
So sex with a mtf post-op?

>>19461174
>Gods ego death
explain this heresy

>>19462692
>stab wound fucking
get into heavy metal

>>19461671
kek

>>19465844
>Sherpas of Khandbari

I admit I'm damn curious. All I found on google was an incident about a decade ago where approx 100 sherpas confronted 3 climbers on Everest. No one died or was seriously injured because of the confrontation, but thay're not known to get that pissed off at outside climbers.

Was there more to it than that? Or was it something different?

>>19465368
>schnellonline
?

>>19466789
back to /pol/ you go!

>original "bugsy"
>AZ ghost radio
>imaginary playmate electrical interference
>KV Malkas

Help me out here.

>>19466898
Have... Have you ever smoked a cigarette?

>>19471417
Old testament "jealous God" vs New testament "generous God"

>>19471525
Old testament evil god vs new testament evil god

>>19462389
>>19462404
>>19462443
>>19465579
Shit, there was a tv show I watched not too long ago where an episode had this as a plotline. A primary character tried to meet the book author, only to be let down by the discovery that they don't exist and it's all fabricated for publicity. I'm certain it was specifically a Harry Potter parody, but I don't remember the show. I THINK it was The Simpsons.

>>19471457
>politically correct conspiracies

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPWbWPkqhBg&t=6027s

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>>19467484
14/88 of course

>>19468821
Did it work?

>>19461174
>WW3 happened in 1995
Kek

>>19461174
Where do I learn more about the Patterson-Gimlin massacre?

>>19467484
14/? and 14/??? are extremely obscure indie games
Props to an anon on /v/ for finding this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ayH-36WGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC6WhBb_8oE

>>19461490
Mexican sugar dancing? Wft

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wtf is Golf rumors? Will I be V& if I google it? Is it CP?

45 SECOND TO ECLIPSE

>>19466783
i seen some gang initiation shit where they bring da girl out into the woods and cut her belly open and fuck her intestines

>>19472113
>Mexican sugar dancing
quote
mexican sugar dancing is a very underground thing, about using cadavers being dried and used, and articulated with wires like puppets, or sometimes living people that looks like skulls, like Goddess Bunny .

try to search the deep web about that, but I'm glad the feds closes those sites.
When you dig up a mostly rotted corpse, hook it up with wires that connect to a source of electricity, puppeteer it and have people pay to have sex with it
Mexican Sugar Dancing started on the deep web a couple years ago. People dig up corpses that haven't entirely rotted but mostly. Then they make puppets out of them and put on shows and people have sex with the corpses.
Its a subsection of both necrophilia and exhibitionism. Its where you get a partially decayed corpse and hook it up to electrical currents then have sex with it or jack off on it or whatever, usually there is an audience and some form of prostitution involved. Its pretty tame actually.
has anyone actually seen it?

>>19461633
>"Too Big Too Fail"
Proof the person is a fucking retard

mmm this thread

>>19472352
And a second thing.
So this person thinks this is all real footage? Does he think the fact that they are 2D and hand drawn is real footage? The FUCK?

Can anyone in this thread provide me with a red pill that doesn't have 10 flaws in the first two paragraphs? Something that is not completely fucking stupid?

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>>19472493
Nothing matters.

>>19462505
>chicken fetticini
Italian here, that thing is not italian at all, fetuccine* al burro or al pesto are the real deal.

>>19472493
Operation Northwood

>>19465594
Camazotz is the Bat God of Death, Xibalba is the name of the underworld realm

The association of Camazotz and the Mayan Ball Game originated when the Mayan Hero Twins Hunahpu (the Sun) and Xbalanque (the Moon) were travelling to Xibalba to challenge the lords of death to the ball game and in one area Hunahpu doesn't duck and has his head cut off by Camazotz (the head evolves into the ball)

>>19471525
Sooo early pre-Christian Gnosticism?

>>19472493
The universe hates you with all it's might, you can only either hide or battle against it.

>>19467872
delete the parentheses

>>19462805
>>19467889
What were these?

>>19472196
No you haven't

>>19471643
I remember this as Homer wanting to meet the equivalent of Chef Boyardee and finding out that it was just a mascot and nothing more.

>>19465368
>SCHNELLonline
What is this?

>>19469132
it's the world liberals want
> inb4 pol
think about it, they want no one to mix cultural ( their big cultural appropriation cry outs) and they act like different races like blacks, Muslim anyone other than white are precious exotic species who need to be free and express themselves. They just want people to act like their stereotypes to be observed.

My programming teacher in high school used to mention some labyrinth or trench like building somewhere.
There was a big stone at the end of it and if you blew into some kind of horn or hole the sound waves would lift up the heavy rock. Any ideas on the origins? I can't find anything about it because I have no more information about this.

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>>19466772
Xenophilia, so that makes you a Creep

>>19466993
He's right though. It is demonstrably a thing. Just look at the mission statements of the 1950s British Labour Government as well as that of Frankfurt anti-racism scholars who later earned US government positions in the 1960s. It's all real.

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>>19471457
Gee, I wonder who's behind this post

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>>19461490
>Concrete Enema
https://www.well.com/~cynsa/cement.html

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>>19473890
fuck man I wasn't ready for that

>>19461174
I just wanted to come here to discuss spooky internet shit. What the fuck did i stumble into?

>>19473890
>https://www.well.com/~cynsa/cement.html

why would you fucking do that, damn fags

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>>19473890

>A well nourished, well developed man

Such a nice way of saying he weighed a fucking ton.

>>19474002
The best part is that he already had a ping pong ball up his ass, just chilling that had been left in there good knows how long...

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>>19473890

>A layer of concrete was chipped off the upper part of the specimen and revealed a white plastic ping-pong ball.

I'm fucking dead.

>>19473876
me was it, fucktard. i'm lurking much on /pol/ but it became lame. no entertainment anymore.

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>>19473890

>>19468055
>Amazon forest was built
see >>19468954

>Finland doesn't exist
a joke conspiracy, basically that finland is actually a small sea used by sweden, the soviet union and japan as a fishing ground and by claiming that its a country nobody else will fish there

>Mountains are big trees
big mountains with flat plateaus are the ancient treestumps of giant trees

>Rapture already happened
basically what it says on the tin, all the good people have alreaddy been Raptured. we are the people who stayed behind

>Ocean doesn't exist
misinpretacion of the fact that oceans and seas are one whole body of water. basically retards who got convinced that the deep blue aint real due to only reading headlines rather than articles

>Soy coin spraying
i have no clue either, perhaps that soy has certain wierd properties the government knows about and uses hence why they try to put it in and on everything we consume and come into contact with

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>>19473890
>The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined.

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>>19474321
>basically what it says on the tin, all the good people have alreaddy been Raptured. we are the people who stayed behind

>>19461174
Paleolithic deep state?! Chaos banking? Cryptogeography? Runescape in New york? Memphis rap sigils?

>>19461174
anti-natalists represent!

>>19462461
Italians are not real. they were bred by the CIA using Polish, Arab and Jew DNA. the real pope lives in avignon. the south side of the alps is a straight drop to the sea, the italian city states were just a war between jewish mercenary companies. the roman empire operated out of Barcelona

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>>19461490
>serial killer wikipedia articles

>>19472493
Goat's cheese is god's earwax

Googling this shit is the most fun of it

>>19469161
no you dumb cunt
literally the soundtracks from CP

What the fuck is the Delaware Hoax

Someone tell me

>>19475086

aye

>>19461217

people think it's le epic to make these charts and put a ton of made up theories and events in them so people will start asking what they are and they can start LARPing and typing faggy reddit shit like "oh man its sooo fucked up you dont even wanna know O_O"

>>19470589
This guy gets it.

>>19465368
Take the basilisk out of that it is dangerous to know about it.
That's literally what's dangerous, knowing. Take it out. I mean unless it never comes to be in which case fuck it.

>>19465629
Paul from The Beatles. Some people say he is actually dead.
It's by far the most popular one in there. My parents and friends all know about this rumor I'm sure. Are you living under some rock?

>>19475153
example plz, im not googlin dat shit nigga

>>19472143
It's been answered a thousand times in this very thread.
I don't get why this is the the thing that people ask the most about. Neither the name or what it is are particularly interesting.

>>19461490
>Reptilian Overlords
>Serial Killer Wikipedia Articles
>Cornfields
>Ohio
>Entity Merging
>Astral Sex
>Celestial Bodies
>Akashic Records
>Hyper Cubes
Is it bad that I incorporate a lot of these into my sexual fantasies and experiences?

>>19475514
>all of these
Not sure why I said "a lot" there.

>>19475439
peter sotos
whitehouse

>>19475232
literally google the majority of this shit
why do people post inane shit like this without even doing the bare minimum of research first

>>19462505

>what are romance languages?
>linguistics? what is that?

>>19466537

This. People like >>19476755 are shills. If you Google most of the true theories in this list you will either come up with nothing (an attempt to mislead you into thinking they were just made up) or come up with disinfo. You will also be marked and tracked as a precaution in case of future meddling. Honestly even posting in this thread without having taken several steps to mask your identity and location is a bad idea. If you posted in this thread without taking any of those steps then I'd at least give it a few months before you pursue any of this info further, because there's a chance they're already onto you.

Please seriously do not try to follow up golf rumors.... just leave it at "glass camera"... those who know are stuck with that... it's better not to know

>>19472215
Source of quote?

>>19474677
>>basically what it says on the tin, all the good people have alreaddy been Raptured. we are the people who stayed behind

This actually explains a lot considering how fucked up society is

>>19461174
>object-oriented ontology (OOO)
>hyperreality

hahaha wtf op all these pomo memes

>>19462641
there are many different kinds of oil. look at how different oil is refined. Some actually is a mineral, and some are hydrocarbons which are organic. Synthetic oil starts out with a lighter mineral oil, and a plastic type substance is melted into it to make it thicker. Most of what you put into your gas tank comes from organic crude oil though.

>>19461174
i need help for these:

>deep ecology fascism
>transvestigation
>schnell online
>slut-stocks
>xra psyops
>Demolition elves
>Sabinche tomatovic/"j'ba fofi tape"

pleased help?

>>19461330

theres a conspiracy that says that hormones that make cattle fatter also turn men more femenine.

Since the western world is the biggest consumer for both cow and pig related products, some people believe that turning more and more men into gays or trans people will reduce the population in these parts.

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>>19461490

>Elusive cock goblin

what

>>19462786

THEN ANIME IS REAL

>>19462569
It can be used to treat the early stages of Parkinson's . Its basically just the positive effects of nicotine. Tobacco companies pushed it a lot in the 80's

>>19465631

we really need to fing Zeddas 3

if not for the history, for Saint.

>>19465806
Yo, please elaborate on this one. Should I swim in the ocean at night?

>>19472493

the world is controled by an elite of jewish people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1jtKNs5q2o

>>19474321
Soy coin spraying deals with the mass feminization of men. Soy is sentient.

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>>19477148
>Springfield's nuclear disaster
>Hiro-hiroshima
>N-na-nagasaki

>>19477211

THIS IS THE PROOF WE WERE WAITING FOR

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did anyone else notice this one sunday? they also had as above so below duality in the trip scene.

>>19477106
>deep ecology facism

Literally just google it and find that finnish philosopher and ecologist Pentti Linkola is behind this

>>19476810
Literally who

>>19476810
>i like larping and i'm a huge faggot

>>19465433
Faggot

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>>19469054
Back in the good days of colonialism, they kidnaped people and sold it to human zoos in europe.

The one from Paris still exist (abandoned), they had exposition of rare tribes like, the Onas from south america or the japanese people, that looked exotic for ignorant early XXth century europeans.

>Exposed like a zebra.

>>19461174
image 10/10 hahaha

>>19468954
Sorry brazilian here its all bullshit.

The reality ios worst.

The amazon forsst is already being used as lab by the UN, and the brazilian gov can't do a thing.
If you are a american lab, you can burn all you want , but indians , brazilian and brazilian gov, are being cuked by usa and UN.

>>19477106
>deep ecology fascism
Its just ideology now, but in 10 years max, we will see eco terrorists, killing people with a green bomb os something in the name of deep ecoplogy ideals.

>>19461174
Why is Plant Intelligence that far down?

>>19478104
Just link it with amazon forest, UN domination.
There is a secret war in the amazon forest, and use operatives are really bad at it, so the brazilian army is cuked in to help them, serving as guinea pig.
There are miles and miles of papoula and coca plantation, and canabis plantations there.
Brazilians even get a deal to sell usa theyr amazon warplanes, ''super tucanos''.
Just look it up, and conect the dots.

Tjhere is a green war going on, and green peace are a terror group, involved on deep ecology fascisma and green terrorism.

>>19465627
what is '14/???'

>>19475514
>Reptilian Overlords
the conspiracy theory that the earth is ruled over by a race of ancient shapeshifting reptiles

>Serial Killer Wikipedia Articles


>Cornfields
that weird paranormal shit like aliens, ghosts, interdimentional beings and cryptids are atracted to cornfields for some odd reason

>Ohio
joke conspiracy that Ohio does not exist and is in fact just made up to make the US look larger than it actually is

>Entity Merging
what it says on the tin, basically having merged mentally with an entity beyond our senses, reality or comprehantion

>Astral Sex
having regular old coitus while under the influence of deep meditation and/or drugs to see upon the astral plane

>Celestial Bodies
a wide range of different conspiracies and theories regarding objects beyond earths atmosphere

>Akashic Records
the idea that somehow somewhere there is a record of everything every human has ever known seen and done in the past present and future

>Hyper Cubes
that there are objects out there that have more than the 3 regular spacial dimentions and thus look weirdly to us and have properties we cant comprehent

>>19471457
>b-back to /pol/!!!1!
Almost all of the conspiracy theories here are related to politics,both correct and incorrect. Stop sperging like an autist whenever you see something even remotely different.

>iraq for osirus/ba'al
>us census genocide
>solar mining
>palaeolithic deep-state
>highway trolls
>antarctica paradigm

>>19461174
What's Hooten? Hooton plan?

>>19466499
Fuckin kill your self please. I hate when people do this. It's not cute, or creepy. It's just flat out annoying. Please don't be this guy people. /REEEEE

Fuck u mike ma

>>19474321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHkiZNT3cyE

more info on the mountains are big trees/no trees stuff

>>19467224
>Book of Enoch
Shit this reminded me that I only read it halfway through

>>19465754
die

>>19468821
Uh no you can't not literally, shut the fuck up idiot. Using literally like a fucking meme

scp is real
that massive potash processing plant in the taklimakan is hiding some weird shit

thats all i have to add

>>19478660
"scp is real" obvious larp but im gonna bite the bait and ask about the potash plant in taklimakan anyways

since more than half of these are jokes or larp, what's actually the oddest conspiracy theory yall have ever heard

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>>19478707
New Chronology/Chronological Criticism/Récentisme
A series of theories by many authors that say that a large part of human history has been faked by scholars of later eras. Depending on the author you have those questioning the existence of the Early Middle Ages, all of the Middle Ages, everything before 1600 or even before 1800.
>figures like Charlemagne are fictional character
>ruling dynasties are copies of each other (Medieval English, Roman, Judean, HRE...)
>Greco-Roman culture was invented by Italian Renaissance scholars
>Christianity(and all other main religions) are centuries younger
>things attributed to Antiquity actually happened in the Middle Ages or Early Modern Period
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXcge5YUPLo
http://www.egodeath.com/newchronology.htm
http://www.bearfabrique.org/Catastrophism/illig_paper.htm
http://www.ilya.it/chrono/en/index.html

Some examples
>Pompeii wasn't destroyed in 79BC but in 1631AD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_sc5PfjuCqQ
http://www.ilya.it/chrono/pages/pompejigallerydt.htm
http://www.ilya.it/chrono/pages/pompejidt.htm

>>19461174
Nephilism please someone tell me more
I can't find anything about them I've been looking for like 5 years....

>>19477148
No,
ANIME ISRAEL

This post titilates me greatly
Thank you for quality content x

>>19474321
>Rapture already happened
Any source on this? Or any explanation at least?

AZ ghost radio?

STOP asking about golf rumors. If they want you to know, you will.

>>19469132
Yeah I get that, but what's the conspiracy?

>>19473890
God damn fags, man.