el chupacabras

yeah i unironically don't know whether or not these things are real
>be in boot camp
>be picking shit up
>have guy with me
>he's a puerto rican
>very poor apparently he was homeless
>lived in pretty much the jungle area
>he starts talking about his country
>about food and stuff
>says at least there arent chupacabras
>his english is very bad hard to hear
>ask him to explain
>just casually talks about them
>tell him he's bullshitting they aren't real
>he looks genuinely confused
>says he thought they were everywhere
>talks about it being like a little dinosaur

>>19456145
It's a fox with Mange.