I am the Biblical Anti-Christ AMA

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>>19452765
That so?

>>19452765
Have you sufficiently prepared for the most uncomfortable pillow fight of you life?

>>19452765
>oh look its this thread again

Every day a new narcissistic faggot thinks they are the anti christ. Yawn.

>>19452806
Yes, to prove so to YOU,

>you are not a virgin but haven't had a lot of sex
>you fear satan yet like the occult
>your favorite color is green but you wear more blue
>you first name starts with an H

>>19452816
do me fag

>>19452819
post a pic

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>>19452816
do me

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>>19452829
She was so hot young.

>>19452829
>you fucking love the 90's but hate people that say they were born in the wrong time, because no they fucking weren't
>your first name starts with a C
>you like the occult but jump ship the minute you feel "the burn" of Jesus
>you were raised semi-Christian you know its bullshit but you still fear it thus leading to a lot of confusion

>(pray to Satan about that by the way you'll feel better)

>you're a virgin BUT not a kiss-less virgin

>you think about sex A LOT and are confused about your sexuality but like girls

>your parents suck but provide basic needs for you

>and finally your last name starts with a B

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>>19452846

How about me?

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>>19452831
you're a dude who likes shit like the notebook because you're doing well in life but are missing that thing ya know.
>first name starts with N last name starts with G
>you don't fear Satan but you don't practice either you are more into aliens (yes aliens are Demons and yes the earth is flat)
>pic related

>you've banged a few chicks but looking back you're like ew no 'wifeys' or wifey material

>favorite color is brown you wear blah colors for the most part or super hero t shirts

>you hate and love science

>>19452816
Bitch, wrong on all but one.

>>19452765
So Jesus claims he wins the coming war. What's your take? Do you win? I'd like to hear from both sides before I jump to any conclusions.

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Do me "Ann T. Cryst"

>>19452765
guess what am i
and also what number i am holding on my fingers

>>19452852
>PROGRESS WITH THE OCCULT
>you do not fear God or Satan out of apathy and THAT IS OKAY you worry that due to your apathy that it is not valid IT IS VALID STILL

>first name 7 last name 2 lol jk you're fucking weird and it's cool
>first name is David? last name starts with w? tough read

>yes the future is like the hunger games and shit with futuristic tech and extreme poverty at the same time PICK SATAN for that life of luxury you deserve

>you are grateful for what you have which also hinders your dive into the occult but want more

>lastly your favorite pokemon is haunter not gengar

>>19452863
8 because thumbs arent fingers durr hurr

>>19452855
Do me now master.

>>19452861
YHWH is the evil God and Jesus is the false messiah. Sin is stressed in Christianity and when Jesus flipped tables for whatever reason he SINNED plain and simple no man is perfect. also he banged mary magdeline

>>19452859
okay which did I get right then.....

>>19452862
>you take this site serious by posting shit like your pic.

>yes trolling is art

>first name R or bobby? last name k

>you are in a good spot in life so you really dont want the happenings to be real but you kind of do so you check in once in a while while mainly shit posting on other boards

>you are a /pol/tard and joined the Trump band wagon for $ and entertainment purposes

>I think you're 22 years old still in school

>favorite color is orange afraid to admit you like purple too lol

>>19452846
You are so incredibly off wew

>>19452896
okay....elaborate

Nah.

>>19452765
Use you cold reading on me next! I mean, your infernal mind powers. Also, is your mom really a Jackal?

Let's hear it.

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>>19452765
>>19452765

How often do I have to tell you larping fagots to fuck off - sincerely a time travel that already knows that the anti christ isnt born yet

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>>19452765

>>19452936
>Also, is your mom really a Jackal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncHZuq5j8Vo

OP's a fuckin loser.
I hope you get stuck by lightning.

>>19452968
I was referencing The Omen, not that spastic, shitty cartoon.

>>19452765
Guess mine pls and ill join your dumb cult when its time.

Lol. Doxxing dosnt make u magic

Do me

>>19452765
What's your opinion on Peter Palpin? Is he really in contact with god? And can you make him and his twin brother David Paul movie stars again?

>>19452765
How's it feel to be completely irrelevant?

>>19452855
>the earth is flat

The anti-christ you are not.

>>19452945
>then there's this dumbass

You're even worse than he is, tho

be my gf?

>>19452885
>>19452868
>>19452855
>>19452846
Try doing me, i am curious.

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Maaaaaaaan dis Antichrist sucks

>>19452885
Go tell me stuff about myself, if you are still doing this

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Do me please <3, also if you are who you say you are, then why am i here, asuming you have those answers

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>>19452885
Read me.

>>19452765
AntiChrist is dead

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>>19452765
You don't scare me. Do please

>>19452765

Hey Satan. That super evil horror porn series idea that I have...can you show it to me? The one with the news reporter or the one in the school, your choice.

>>19452868
Do me.

>>19452765
How's middle school?

>>19452765
fake and homosexual

>>19452765
What are the many reasons you shouldn't be trusted?

What are the many reasons you should be trusted?

The Anti-christ should at the very least be able to elaborate on it's state in existence since it has sufficient Judgement and Power.

>>19452765
What kind of mental projection do you think is best during the time of the eclipse? Give us some wisdom if you want us to buy that, OP.

>>19452765
do me

>>19452765
You're the Literal Anti-Intelligence

>>19452765
Unless your name is Barack Obama (which much means "I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven"), if not, you are a larper.

>>19452765
*teleprots behidn u* heh heh...can u handle THESE, bub?? *unsheahts ademantian claws*

>>19452816
do me mr.antichrist also if its fortold that you will lose why do you fight at all?

>>19452765
fuck off nigger

>>19457054
don't say the n word anon

>>19452765
prove it
whats it like knowing you'll get blown the fuck out and are going to lose?

>>19452945
>larp fags fuck off
>oh btw im a time traveler

>>19452765
What happens if you make it through the tribulations and repent? Where you're not allowed at the Rapture but afterwards if you survive by bugging out inna mountains and living off the land, whats the reward

>>19457084
Nig off fucker

>>19452765
Shouldn't the anti Christ be doing something more productive then horoscopes on 4chan? No wonder god kicked you're retarded ass out of heaven. Nothing is more annoying then when people guess the first letter of a persons name. Bitch do you have powers ? Then tell me my fucking name.

>>19452765
Fuck off.

Neo.J.C

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>>19452765
>he draws on lined paper

god I love when some idiot bumps this trash for no reason at all

>>19452765
Forgive my doubt, but if you could sum up who and what I am for the sake of authenticity that would be nice. I have a few simple questions:

Is it possible to somehow see and or experience hell without being stuck there?

Is there any computer programs that I can use to communicate with spirits?

Are there any spiritual means to live longer?

Final question (Mainly why I'm posting this) I've started trying to do shit with my third eye but all I can get to is this warm tingle that fades after about 15 seconds. The last time I ever lucid dreamed I was like 3-4 and I don't know how to do it again. I'm honestly interested in astral projection and if I ever get the hang of it I may visit you in Tartarus some time.

>>19452765
bump

>I'm da devil guys xD lemme prove it
>gets every assumption wrong
>hmmm tell me more
fuck off

>>19452816
Antiiiichrrrrist wut bout me

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>>19452765
are you aware that the antichrist will be many different things as opposed to christ who was one man and God, meaning there are others like you out there and also inanimate objects that could be considered the antichrist too?

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>>19452816
Do me fag

>>19452846
James? ¿

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>>19452765

that's funny I am Yahowsha ama Satan

>>19452765
how many miles of dick do you suck a day?

>>19460666
ROASTED

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>>19460666
best post in the thread

>>19452765
How do you feel about losing the presidential election to Donald Trump?

>>19452765
If you are, tell me how I can naturally achieve all my goals.

>>19452816
me pussy

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>>19452765

Does your name start with an F?

>>19452765
hey you stole my idea for a thread motherfucker i am the antichrist