OP IS A fag

>>19450570

Might as well ask for a cute girl (male)

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>>19450636
nice one anon!

Just saying "(real ones)" just wants people to fuck with you

>>19450570
>>19451253
Gimme spooptales (fake ones)

>jacking off
>realize it's a trap right before finishing
>now I can't get off to it
>have to look for something else

Here's a story I got from an old workmate of mine.

One time his grandmother was putting out the trash from her San Francisco brownstone home, when she noticed what appeared to be glowing drop of liquid on the ground.
She thought it was probably just some residue of some gimmick from a dime store or something, and then preceded to go back inside, when she heard a 'plop' behind her.

She turned around and noticed that the glowing object appeared to have moved closer toward her, So she then hurried up the steps and entered the doorway, and waited there awhile to see what would happen next.

And when the object leaped on the doorstep, she shut the door and locked it, and then shuttered all the windows, also.

While she suspected something supernatural, others suspected it was just a tree frog.

>>19450570
Were alone in the universe.