What spell do I cast to turn water into sheckles?

>>19450470
Whatever the jew conversion ritual is

>>19450470

simply support the privatization of water

there's a lunar water ritual that's neat
then there's blessed water
lunar water isn't my secret to share but my favorite blessed water needs spirit and a little bit of aquamarine.
it's not really worth anything monetary wise but it makes you feel better.

>>19450475
>>19450478
So I have to emulate either Mystery Babylon or Ancapistan?

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>>19450470
>What spell do I cast to turn water into sheckles?

Somebody already beat you to it.

The final spellution

>>19450500
Is there really any significant difference between the two?

>>19450538
They only seem the same because the west is a mix of the two. In Mystery babylon everyone lives but is a slave to the bankers. In Ancapistan everyone's free but the weak and useless die.

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>>19450478
>>19450500
>>19450506
Don't forget the other end of the "spell" making sure the "free" tap water is filled with bacteria, lead, arsenic, and fluoride. It's gots to have da fluoride for the chillin's and deys teeths.

You can also sell water filters and just make pure shekels without actually touching any water.

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>>19450470
>What spell do I cast to...
Why is OP always such a faggot? L2Chaos magick. The power to do these things is within yourself. It's not external. There is no "out there" out there.

cast S(p)ELL on the water

>>19450470
The one where you build a bottling plant in your back yard and sell your hose water.

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>>19450470
Polymorph Self: Jew.