THE FUCKING HAPPENING IS HAPPENING SOON

Hey that's where the land bridge used to be before AYYYs blew it up over 10,000 years ago.

>>19450136
Bumping because i doubt people know about this, keks face from the stars is now on our planet
it lines up too perfectly
the coincidence is too perfect
wat do we do

>>19450176
>wat do we do
Get /pol/ to all go to the South Sandwich islands for September 23rd, then masturbate into the ocean.

those with the mark of the beast will be left untouched - meaning those who suffered and had the willpower to look inward and discover our transcendent core will be able to handle the arising chaos pretty effortlessly.

>>19450197
>the antichrist is born from filth
>/pol/ goes to the sandwich islands en masse
>10,000 /pol/tards stand on each island, micro dongles inhand
>the sound of thousands of skin flutes fill the air
>the anguished cries of over 100,000 alt righters, nazis, conservitive weebs, and shitposters fills the arctic air
>in one single wave a thousand streams of cum fill the air
>in one white wave does it fill the ocean
>the sea churns after a moment
>with a low rumble a giant green frog emerges from the water
This is how kek will be summoned

>>19450283
how do you know if you have the mark of the beast?

>>19450176
It doesn't line up at all, faggot. Sage.

>>19450290
Theyre trying to implement RFID chips in our hands. Dont let them. That is the mark of the beast

>>19450143
where did u hear about that?

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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
its not kek
its the fucking red dragon

God fucking damn it guys. I've already debunked your "space dragon" bullshit. Stop with this larping already, better investigate Saturn and other signs of the prophecy more, because it's not a fucking face, it's just a goddamn malfunction

Here, plain and simply (with some grammar mistakes, though): https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/19255934/#19269044

>>19450136
The end is always nigh. Just once I wish the nigh would be fucking end.

>>19450451
Sat**n and M***ry B***lon?
Veni veni venias, ne me mori facias

>>19450351
looks like a limp dick to me lad

>>19450290
>>19450297

no. the mark of the beast means that you have descended to hell for it's the dark night of soul to meet the devil and clean the mess in your subconscious. it was hard, painful and tormenting but it was necessary.

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>>19450136
>THE ANTI CHRIST WILL RISE

You're a bit too late m8

>>19450136
These threads are really frustrating.

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>>19450136
Looks like a cozy place for the elites to wait out the apocalypse, unless the apocalypse has tsunamis from earthquakes and asteroids. In that case it looks like a really crappy place to hide out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Georgia_and_the_South_Sandwich_Islands

Besides everyone KNOWS that the Antichrist will emerge from the Marianas trench in the Pacific. It's just science! Duh!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariana_Trench

Coincidentally the anti-Christ will look a lot like Godzilla , before he takes his puny human form.

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>>19450287
Booking my flight now...

>>19451050
STOP REPORTING ALL THE FUN THREADS YOU KILLJOY!!!

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>>19450136
Didn't this already happen in Japan?

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>>19450136

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>>19450136
You mean Hitler.
You're not wrong though.

>>19451393
>literally nothing matches
wew lad

>>19450136
It won't happen anything like every fucking time. Quit your fucking roleplaying.

>>19451093
godzills a documentary rite?