What will the eclipse bring? Why is it such a big deal?

>>19448963
Literally nothing but a nice rare solar event

>>19448968
This here

Everyone is going to collectively shit there pants. Better bring diapers.

/pol/ is really up in arms about this thing. they think their meme god will come back

>>19449110
actually that could happen at 23. 21 is just an omen

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>mfw the eclipse is on my birthday
W-What could it mean?

Astrology fags pls help

>>19449284
doesnt mean anything. im sure there are plenty of other people who have the same birthday, which it equally doesn't mean shit to them either

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>>19448963
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19449292

just because your life is meaningless, you don't have to project it to others

>>19448963
its the mark of a new epoch.
for behold your baptism of fire unto the new age of man.

>>19449284
The next total eclipse will go over my house on my birthday in 2024. It's a good day to die, kamerad.

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this will happen

The eclipse gonna divide USA in two like the actual alt-right/left shit event...
Big Ben's bells gonna stop ringing the 21st August at 12AM

Dafuq I'm scared as fuck

>>19449951
Sauce for the Big Ben shit?

>>19448968
Why the fuck is it so advertised then?

>>19449959
http://www.wired.co.uk/article/big-ben-clock-silence-chime-2017

>>19449966
Thanks. That it pretty weird it lines up like that. Oh well.

21st August at 12AM (Inverse 12 and u get 21) and this until 2021 !

What's wrong with this number ? 2+1 = 3 ?
(2+1)+(2+1)+(2+1) = 9 It's a inverted 6 !
Shit it's happening... I'm high af !

>>19449961
Because its a rare cool solar eclipse
Have you ever seen a solar eclipse? I haven't.

>>19450035
I did. It was https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_March_20,_2015 and nobody made a big deal when it happened and it was pretty much the same thing. It wasn't advertised as much like this one though.
How can this one be any different?

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>>19450053
>Living in Svalbard

>>19450079
not an argument

>>19450082
That's literally the argument winner

>>19450053

You have a good point here...people are making all these predictions, but i never see anything...of course theres always somehow a link to something from Nostradamus or that old lady who predictions...

The same thing happened with the Tetrad of 2015...supposed to be rapture, end of time, etc., etc. but the world kept spinning

>>19450053
Some dumb motherfucker keeps spamming this NASA finding saying it's a demon coming to earth/nibiru. It just coincided with the solar eclipse and it means absolutely nothing, just like how CERN didn't open a portal to hell or how 2012 mayan gods didn't destroy the planet and so on.

>>19448963
Literally nothing
>>19448968
It's not rare in the slightest. There are 2-5 solar eclipses each year.

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The Black Sun Cult has been waiting for this. There will be mass demonic rituals and then literally, all Hell will break loose.

>>19450208
this happened last time 99 years ago its called a TOTAL solar eclipse faggot

>>19450284
From the perspective of burgerstan. You realise the angle at which you view the sun depends on your location, right? There was one seen from the south pacific in 2012 and that's just off the top of my head.

>>19450284

This would be a good post if you left out the word 'faggot'

seriously like you could've dealt some solid argumentative damage if you expressed your enthusiasm for your perspective without ad hominem attack

>>19450284
>>19450305
Here you go. A list of the locations from which you can see every total solar eclipse for the next 50 years.
http://time.com/4897581/total-solar-eclipse-years-next/

This common and entirely predictable event is truly a terrifying occurence and must be the end times!

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FYI.. There are SEVEN Salems in the Center Totality path of this August 21st eclipse!

chrisify dot com

>>19449284
You are the chosen one

>>19450318
Wow. Intelligent life on this board.

I am in shock and awe.

>>19451098
Clearly your own presence didn't already qualify.

>>19451108
I am neither here nor there bb.

>>19450305
Well we are the worlds superpower. And as much as you hate it. The center of the world. Our music, movies, books, politics
Reach the world and enter your homes every night. We are the leaders of the world

It brings an end to the age of fire.
The age of dark is on its way lads.

>>19448963
>Why is it such a big deal?
>a cosmic event that is only witnessed a few times by an individual in their lifetime
>BUT WHY IS IT SUCH A BIG DEAL THO

kys

>>19449966
Just seems like the evil elite people are matching up the date for whatever purpose. Not really a special significance

>>19449567
I don't know what this is supposed to be.

I'm going to eat my own poop.

Why is everything relating to this eclipse placing so much importance on the USA?

Better yet, a lot of these astrological things always seem to place importance on the USA...

I would think places in the middle east, India, Africa etc. would have more importance

>>19450082
it was tho

>>19450306
>This would be a good post if you left out the word 'faggot'
>seriously like you could've dealt some solid argumentative damage if you expressed your enthusiasm for your perspective without ad hominem attack

>>19449567
GLOWBOX!

>>19451309
America is THE country, it's the alpha male of all the other countries.

>>19451339
Not for too long. North Korea is going to wipe out you Americans for your yankee policies and shit. Just let it happen

>>19448963
>What will the eclipse bring?
Something ancient and primal, as it does every time we see it.
>Why is it such a big deal?
Because of the exact path it's taking this time. Usually it's just over the ocean or something, but this time it's crossing basically right over the united states.

>>19451365
>something ancient and primal, as it does every time we see it

Care to elabor8 m8?

>>19451378
>>19451365
>something ancient and primal ...

I believe he is talking exactly about this:
>>19451302
>I'm going to eat my own poop.

>>19451378
We take the sun for granted. It's why all plants can live, it's why the surface/atmosphere is warm enough to live on, etc. It's a pretty integral part of our daily lives, literally defining the construct known as a "day."

Seeing it disappear can't not be unimaginable.

>>19451309
Because the Eclipse is just across the United States and no place else....

>>19451413
If you can't imagine it being dark outside then you are missing half of your brain.

>>19451423

There have been total eclipses in other countries(only) and nobody freaked out...i think?

BLACK MOTH OVER LITTLE EGYPT, someone go screen cap that place. Gods walked there.

>>19451257
But it's not. You can literally go see another in a couple years.
>>19450318

>>19451413
You literally see exactly that every day m8

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>>19450018
6+6+6 =18, your post number bruh

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>>19450306

black hole sun won't you come

>>19449284
It means you're a massive faggot

>>19451519
>every day
What is a day, anon? What shouldn't happen in the middle of one?

>>19451541
"Turn around bright eyes..."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/17/bonnie-tyler-perform-total-eclipse-heart-solar-eclipse/

>>19451555
You see the sun disappear every 24 hour cycle. Again, a total solar eclipse is not rare. See >>19450318

>>19451292
I BELIEVE

>>19451413
See: night time.

>>19451567
i think you have a different idea of what rare is compared to most people

>>19451567
>every 24 hour cycle
Why are you bringing up arbitrary recurrent time periods? What's this fascination with "days"?

>>19450787
wow this is actually spooky

>>19451596
Is the Olympics rare? Because total solar eclipses occur, on average, more often.

>>19451622
but what about the olympics coming to your home city?

>>19451622
being within reasonable drive time for 300 million people

>>19451626
I'd eat my own poop to see that

>>19451626
>>19451635
What it's near is irrevelant. The claim is HAPPENINGS will happen on this amazingly rare event. It's demonstrably not rare.

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>>19451622
it's the first time in 99 years that a solar eclipse went from coast to coast in the United states you gigantic, attention seeking flaming FAGGOT now stop shitting up the thread

>>19451642
oh i thought you were asking why it was such a big deal. of course its not rare, it might just be rare to be able to see one. actually m driving down to kansas city with some friends to see it

>>19448963
It will bring nothing and it isn't

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8+21+17=46

Number 46 RECONSTRUCTED LIFE: Resurrection

https://biblenumbersforlife.com
Get ready

adding the 2 in 2017 comes to
Number 48 FATHER’S BLESSING: Inheritance

its much the same.

if you add up the whole of 2017 plus 8 and 21 you get 2046
Number 20 DISTRESS
Number 46 RECONSTRUCTED LIFE: Resurrection

Id be afraid anon.

>>19451650
passes right over yellowstone AND the new madrid fault line, and the path ends right where a huge hurricane is headed.

Triple whammy anyone?

>>19451650
And why is that more significant than anywhere else aside from the fact you mongoloids can see it?

>>19449966
How will Brits tell time?

>>19451683
>aside from the fact you mongoloids can see it?
No, nothing. There's nothing special about it aside from the fact of its local visibility. Not seeing it isn't paranormal.

>What will the eclipse bring?
monster girls
:^)

>>19452244
Dub dubs confirm, praise Ammit

A lot of the shit that gets posted to /x/ is basically attack memes against existential trust.

>>19449110
You're getting meme'd, boyo.

>>19450306
Ad hominem is only a logical fallacy if it is central to the argument, you faggot.
Calling you a faggot is just the cherry.

Holy shite, just had more confirmation. This will be the Ascension. Get ready for it and let go

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I think a giant snake will fly out of the sun and swallow the planet.

>>19448963
It will bring about a great conversion of the masses, as they slowly go blind.

From using fake Chinese eclipse glasses.

>>19450787
>seven salems
>seven seals
GUYS

>>19452389
Only Satan lives in the sun.

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>>19448963
>What will the eclipse bring?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEnuanyRKII
>Why is it such a big deal?
https://www.youtube.com/user/BPEarthWatch/videos

The birds flew west today in masses.

im gonna be in the totality, what should i do?

>>19452555
holy fuck lol checked

>DONALD TRUMP, RANTS AND RAVES!
>DONALD TRUMP, DONALD TRUMP!

>>19452653
Enjoy it.

https://www.cnet.com/news/lizardmen-lizard-man-solar-eclipse-south-carolina/

>>19448963
it will signal the beginning of the second american civil war and the end of the Pax Americana, god help us all

>>19452683
good plan, im actually goin on a trip with a few buddies to see the totality, where i am now is only 97 percent coverage

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pretty gay to me

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>>19450082
ur not an argument

>>19452540

>Satan
>The Serpent of Old

Checks out to me

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>>19450787
A ROCK WILL STAND ON SEVEN HILLS

>>19448963
The sheer number of conditioned responses to stimulus that are tied to a normal sun are staggering. Add to that the fact that the eclipse will pass over the entirety of the U.S., and that the political climate is bananas here right now.
It's a hard reset, and people will return to their roots in response to it.

>>19448963
It's gonna open a dimensional portal between our world and the one inhabited by the inter-dimensional, psychic-vampire pedorapists.
All the strife in the country is to cause as much bloodshed as possible to feed the ritual that will be conducted by their high priestess Hillary Rodham Clinton.
I have all the proof right here, but I'm being stifled by msm and soros!
BUY MY SUPPLEMENTS!

>>19449412
You're posting on 4chan
I'm sorry your life is meaningless too

>>19450272
I've always been terrified of punching a demon.
- now I'm pumped.
bitches gonna see what fun is.

>>19448963

HEY

/x/ - as long as I visit this board, may times "things" should happen, but dont happen.

So I will say this board needs to be closed if nothing is happening in september.

Or, what will you do if nothing happens?

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>>19448963
This is a total eclipse across the mainland of the US, of course it is quite a big deal, it's rare enough that a solar eclipse is visible outside of the oceans.

And no, Jesus won't come back.

>>19449951
Thats 12 a bonger scripp diddly doo.
in british time.

Do people not realise there is a solar eclipse almost every year? Just because it's happening in Ameritard land people have gone nuts.

>>19450787
Joel 2:31
The sun will be turned into darkness And the moon into blood Before the great and awesome day of the LORD comes

>>19451292
The alt-left starts it.

the eclipse was created by trump tower to distract of trumps crimes

>>19450053
still good to notify the public beforehand you dumb faggot. imagine driving down the highway and it gets dark all of a sudden what would you think is happening? "oh it's just a solar eclipse", well not everyone has seen a solar eclipse so it's good to notify before it happens. that way people will know what's going on and not think that fucking NK nuked america or something

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>>19450787
>tfw your seven salems are in the center totality path

>>19450787
There was seven spanish angels at the alter of the sun, they were praying for forgiveness in the valley of the gun.

Alter of the sun= the eclipse path.
valley of the gun = america

>>19448963
Either this is entirely a coincedence and life will carry on as usual or god is a massive faggot who planned this all out to watch us all die so he could get off. Either way fuck you.

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>>19452970
Get out, Jones. You're too late.

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>>19451559
I NEED YA MORE THAN FUCKIN EVA

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>>19448963
Lol because why not

>>19452426
Salem is where Melchizedek is from

>>19451246
Yep... I'm surprised you didn't get jumped on for that comment even though it's true.

>>19455158
this is clearly the massive cock of the earth
it's in the right place for it too
jutting out from cold butthole of our planet

>>19451292
Kinda reminds me of the horror movie called "the ring"

>>19453361
Because burgers are dumb as fuck christfags that think science is scary

>>19455158
Here's what Wikipedia says about the history of South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands:

>At one time it was confused with Pepys Island, which was "discovered" by Dampier and Cowley in 1683 but later proved to be a phantom island.[citation needed]

Pepys Island. You can't make this shit up.

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>>19448963
The sweeping and cleaning. followed by the return of the gods.

If the Aztec calendar is correct.

>assuming world clocks are accurate
>it's not actually almost 2012
>adding hours to our days to fool us and discredit people like John titor and people who make prophecy.
>do you actually know if your.clocks are fast or.slow?
>I don't own an atomic clock.

>>19455329
huitzilopochtli is a lefty, trump is a righty

>>19455834
I mean their dominant hand, not political association.

Is it safe to watch it? Lots of sites say you need to buy special glasses but it sounds like a scam to me.

>>19450306
Shut up faggot

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>>19449358
Calm down faggot

All I know is that there are going to be a hell of a lot of tourists here in Oregon...

>>19450787
The real spook will be why the Fuck do people name towns after an existing place it's just confusing. You know how many Springfields there are?

>>19451346
You mean California, the least American part of America. Thank God they will be gone.

The eclipse will cause people to be consumed with sexual perversions and will cause us all to enact sexually perverse acts upon one another.

>>19451339
>implying Chad isn't the alpha male of all countries

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>>19448963
Bump

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>>19456089

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>>19448963
war and death.

>>19456192
Heh...I live where the center of the X is formed...should I move?

>>19456214
Same fag
>>19456192
You know I've been thinking about it and I find it weird that my favorite number has always been 7 even before I knew of its relations with luck and I've always had a very strange feeling about the number 24. Like something bad is going to happen, I always thought that something would happen to me when I turned 24 but after seeing this I think it's the year I should be worried about.
I'm going to be seeing two eclipse seven years apart, one in 2017, the year I've graduated, and in 2024...what is he planning.

>>19456006
I remember back in the early 90's my elementary school let us watch it through modified binoculars. Just go look up how to do it.

>>19450787
But I'm in one of those Salems. Am I already dead?

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it will bring the end 33 days later (rapture and tribulation)

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>>19448963
It's a sign of what is to come.

>>19456100
There already is here

It'll bring damage to your retinas thats what

>>19456605
Ha this

>>19451682
but wait, there's more. >>19450787


also recently it was announced that there are a ton of volcanoes underneath antartica, perfect cover for when the ayy lmao temples buried there explode soon.

>>19449284
well that depends
are you a trap

>>19451292
ahhh shit.
LORD OF MEMES
SAVE US KEK
TAKES A TOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KEKING MY ASS OFF FOR THE LAST TIME
THIS APOCALYPSE IS JUST A MEME
LETS MAKE IT INTO A STUPID JOKE!

>>19456089
fucking sic pic

>tfw you fap mere days before the rapture
who knows if the future will be cozy enough to fap in peace

>>19449951
Big Ben IS the bell.

>>19456903
volcanos under antarctica? is that what the metalic anomolies were and why it is magnetically charged? Because i dont believe that its actually volcanos. Its probably the engine that runs the planet.

>>19450306
Begone newfag

>>19452786
Somebody clarify??? I'm pissing my pants

>>19453361
the eclipse path is set to be seen over the yellowstone caldera, the new madrid fault line, and ends where a huge hurricane is going to make landfall. If science proves anyhting about magnetism it should tell you that volcanos and earthquakes are ...how much do you know about tesla?

>>19450306
Decamp, thou faggot

>>19454333
Nice digits. What is Melchizedek?

>>19449567
A Jim Henson face?

>>19451538
Lel I just watched that scene again, pretty funny.

>>19457556
The end is coming. Accept Jesus into your heart.

>>19457700
CHECKEM AND REPENT

>>19452786
The last two lines are California being nuked, the symbol for cali is a bear and the rod and ring are thw mechanism for a nuclear warhead

>>19457700
>>19457711
what is going on

>>19457715
The end of days is nigh brother.

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It's only a wonderful astronomic event, nothing more. Buy some obscured lens to watch it safely and enjoy the beauty of this universe.

>>19451668
where's this "plus 8" coming from?

>>19457797
the Month of august. the 8th month

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>>19451668
http://www.ridingthebeast.com/numbers/nu46.php
>haia

Get your anuses ready

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I'm only going to get a partial eclipse where I live. Sad. Better than nothing, I guess.

Any anons close to Hopkinsville? I expect you to make full reports.

>>19448963
So begins the fall of Babylon the great

>>19453493

I don't get why salem is important
>tfw google just returns shit about Marvel villains

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>>19449208

>>19457797
alright fuck i concede that point, i might want to make the drive to go see this shit.

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>>19457813
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>19457813
>>19457893
http://www.ridingthebeast.com/numbers/nu48.php
>48
>earth

I Am having an existential crisis at this very moment.

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>>19457962
>>19457813
>>19451668
https://biblenumbersforlife.com

associated numbers are
>20
>17
>8
>21
>46
>48
>2046

Im ready for the demon slaying.

>>19448963
>What will the eclipse bring?
Daytime nighttime.
>Why is it such a big deal?
It's a fairly rare event. The New Moon doesn't always line up with the position of the sun. Though because of this rare event (and the surprise of the sun disappearing), people in the past feared that it was a sign of disaster. It's not though, it's just a freak natural occurrence. We don't have anything to fear but the same loonies as always.

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>>19457999
i guess trips dont lie
however, anon doesnt seem to understand the significance of occult numbers and its correlation to celestial events. YOU might not think its a big deal, but there are thousands of global elite occultists, and a hoard of lizard people and evil spirits weeping with joy of the impending chaos.

They've been waiting for this for so long. I feel like THIS is the event that they have worked so hard for millenia to achieve

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>>19458020
Im more afraid because its 33 days away from 23 september which is in the bible the book of revelations prophecy about the woman clothed with the sun.
The stars align

BLACK HOLE SUN
BLACK HOLE SUN
BLACK HOLE SUN

>>19449961
holy shit. right???? I even saw a commercial for a Samsung phone that showed a wedding happening during the Eclipse and how "this new app will let you take pics during the upcoming solar eclipse!!" on CNBC. what the fuck

>>19449358
Attack on Titan is it?

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It will happen when the weather cools.

That's when they'll make their move.

The plans made long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition.

They're trying to force God's hand.

Watch for these signs:

Three branches will become one.

An island will drift away.

A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.

The star will gorge itself on clay.
>eclipse

Idols will speak and move about.

The black flag will fly above the dome.

The belly of the dragon will drip water.

Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.

A rock will stand on seven hills.

The ravens will starve.

The bear will leave its cave forever.

The rod and the ring will strike.

>>19450146
all of those things happened in other timelines. the fact that we're still here is consequential of us being primed for the timeline of a bigger happening

>>19450306
people like you who are willing to throw a whole argument out because it ends in the word 'faggot' are the real lost cause. worthless idiot faggot

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Mfw Nebraska fag

>>19458376
Prophecies are all bullshit, they're deliberately vague so people can associate whatever they want with it. You can't predict the future because it hasn't happened yet.

>>19458405
Oh contraire, the future has already happened. What he got wrong is assuming a single country is important at all in larger matters.

Whatever happens will not have anything to do with us. We are just spectators.

>>19458405
"Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear" Literally Chris and Chester

>>19458316
its exactly 33 days from 9/23? Holy shit. The antichrist is sure to be revealed in this time period. Im almost certain of it. But, i guess thats what the whole alignment and prophecy is about isnt it... The beast is being born.

>>19458405
prophecies are being intentionally fulfilled.

I got a prophecy from my home country too about this. It sounds something like
"Thou art who are undead are chosen, ring the bell of the awakening, and the fate of the undead thou shall know"

>>19458496

this.

>>19449961
$$$$CHECKEL$ be rollin my long-nosed friend!

3,99 for a app here, get your "I <3 Solar eclipse" shirt for 19,99 there, a mc donalds menu with "Solar CHIPS"...

SCHECKELS BETTER BE ROLLIN THO!

>>19450146
>just like how CERN didn't open a portal to hell o
it diddn't but a gateway hop between alternate universes....kek

>>19457715
The End of Days are upon us.

anyone remember Mekmek Ali?

>>19458798
they said same about 7/7/17...what date is it rightn now? Oh right...its alredy 8/17...

>>19453039
The End begins in September, as has been foretold over millennia. It's time to repent.

>>19458806
source?

>>19458804
That was a red herring. The real signs are soon to follow.

>>19452786
The last few lines bear references to the Antichrist taking his throne.

>the ravens will starve
Ravens are often a symbol of death and recently stories about age-reversal methods are becoming floated out to the public.
Also could relate to the overthrow of various monarchies, particularly the British monarchy.

>the bear will leave its cave forever
Either California rebels, or some sort of coup happens in Russia and it joins hands with the "West" (aka the Antichrist)

>the rod and the ring will strike
The Antichrist takes his throne after a successful color revolution against Donald Trump.

All of these events will happen or be put into motion by September 23rd.

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>>19449567
Hmm. Maybe it'll be more visible to the naked eye? The whole commotion behind this is really kind of eerie but at a biblical level. So if you don't care much about astronomy and spiritualism, this won't affect you. However, it could have an influence to some extent.

If this brings the end of the world, no wonder some people's personalities shifted so suddenly to excess and stupidity. I've lost everything. But I refuse to follow suit. Come n get me you fucks. At least if this is it, I can say that I tried.

>>19458897
Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior, and repent. The End is nigh.

>>19450053
Because it is a total eclipse and in the United States you dope. Next one won't be until 2024, we have great tools and instruments to observe this so expect the eclipses to be pretty well advertised in the future.

>>19450306
You're not from around here, are you? "Faggot" on 4chan is like "Mister" or "Bloke" in the real world. Deeply ingrained culture with it's own unique meaning, but it also means you are gay and suck dicks.

lololololololo

On similar note check out Aussie's, and the usage of the word cunt. I have a feeling many of you newfags will be less offended if you understood the culture better. Like niggers calling each other nigger. The use of the word cunt before a sentence versus after a sentence in Australia, etc.

>>19449961
political tension in the inflates/saturates other things too

It's both a term of endearment and/or an insult here depending upon its usage, and its usage in a particular environment, here, is a sign of cultural inclusion/exclusion.

>>19459173
Get a load of this faggot.
Hey, any Kentuckyfags here?

>>19458975
This.

>>19456997
I've been withholding on fapping until after the 23rd, to save up my sexual energy in case I need it later.
I'm optimistic nothing will really happens, so I'm waiting for the Sep 24 to enter a masturbation frenzy to commemorate yet another apocalyptic event I survived.

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Hey guys, Is it just me or is it kinda REALLY wierd that Trump's Presidency kinda begins with a Total Eclipse and also ENDS ~7 years later with ANOTHER Total Eclipse?

>>19458975
>2000, 2012, god knows what the fuck else
>the end is nigh lads REPENT

You people deserve to be burned alive

>>19459459
7 year tribulation begins on the 21st

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>>19450787
>>19452426
>And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake

>The sixth Salem is over the New Madrid Rift

THIS IS TOO MUCH

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Fucking kefka leave us alone

>>19459518
the solar cycle a period of time in which the sun becomes more active over years and then climaxes and resets has changed from 11 years to 10

the moon started to rotate on a different axis in the first time in recorded history then stopped so the skull on the moon is now on the right not left

penguins are going bald. just let that sink in

a U.S naval vessel shows up in ant artica after being lost for years covered in a unknown life form (unidentified sea life). the media tried to say it was a whale but it was a U.S naval vessel. i hear it was a sub but no verification

and you have the gall to say this is going nowhere

>>19459459
not weird. Preordained.

>>19459518
This time everything aligns too closely for it to be "just a fluke"

>>19448963
It shows the obvious, that the sun and moon are exactly the same size.

>>19449966
Any odd stories or prophecies about big ben stopping?

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http://www.eiscouncil.com/EarthEx

This conduction apparently goes active 48 hours after the eclipse.

>>19449966
checked, and neat

>>19453363
there's no such thing as the alt-left

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>>19451329
goddamnit

>>19452413
kek probably

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>>19459669
STOP saying silly things anon im scared.

>>19459185
I'm from KY

>>19460041
Good. I'm counting on you and all other Kentuckians to report on any strange happenings during the eclipse, not just in the sky, but on the ground as well.

What power can be drawn from the Eclipse? This is a very rare event, so there has to be something I can gain.
If the end times are coming, I would like to be prepared.

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>>19459715
source on the moon and the sub pls

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inb4 botw blood moon

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>>19449961
Capitalism...

Bump. Think everything I would say has already been said.

>>19455223
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks this

>>19449961
I work for a company that is experimenting with solar eclipsed flavored chips.

What do you think an eclipse tastes like?

>>19460396
Probably tastes like tin-foil.

>>19458376
three branches become one: the pope is trying to unify the abrahamic religions, they are going to make a one world religion

>>19459981
That sounds exactly like something the alt-left would say.

>>19448963
It'll wash away the rain.

>>19460396
Spicy cool ranch
Starts hot, gets cool

>>19451413
The rare elusive triple negative. You tried to sound cryptic, but instead you sound retarded.

Can not not be unimaginable. Read this and contemplate your idiocy.

Turn around bright eyes

everything you can imagine and more

God damn I am wondering whats happening only numbers here we go.

The sun is blocked out and monsters reveal their true form.

Your friends, family... they will all turn against you soon.

Apparently the fundies think it's a sign of God's judgement on the USA. Of course, these same fundies still think Ozzy Osbourne put subliminal messages in his songs to encourage people to kill themselves, so what do they know?

muh dick

>>19448963
I remember the blood moon last winter, was it? At least over Norway. It was great, sadly I didn't have a good enough camera to shoot a proper picture of it.

This particular eclipse will be almost impossible to see from where I live
>sad.png

>>19458428

who?

>>19451413
>can't not be unimaginable

Not going to try to understand what this means

Eat my ASS!!!!!!!

>>19448963
It's a big deal astrologically in that it will bring a lot of success energy and will make personal exploration and dealing with issues much easier.

It's a good energy that I'm sure a lot of people want to decry in a negative way.

>>19451538
Keck

>>19451246
>>19454631
I mean... I kind of want to jump you and I'm in the USA.

>>19451246
You just belong to it you fucking sheep

Is the beginning of the end, it will all start with the rapture and then the tribulation

>>19453390
kek underrated

Bump
There are 12 states that are on the totality line. Does this mean anything, prophecy fags?

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Why are so many of the NASA eclipse viewing parties directly across the street from cemeteries and churches

>>19462546
inb4 that was done just to fuck with people

NOTHING will happen on this eclipse

You people all are psychotic

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>>19462565
You're on fucking /x/. What were you expecting?

>>19448968
Then why are on /x/ faggot?

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>>19458376
please dont post garbage like "theyre trying to force gods hand" and then post a prophecy from the bible in the same post

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I will ascend as a god on earth

Fascinating. Mainly because the Bible is a book of stories. Nothing more. The Bible has predicted what other major events, that aren't just free association?

>>19448963
Project GODSEYE is leaking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CulmziggpvA

>>19462777
All this apocalypse bullshit, gets people to empty their bank accounts. One born every minute.

>>19448963
It will happen when the weather cools.

That's when they'll make their move.

The plans made long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition.

They're trying to force God's hand.

Watch for these signs:

Three branches will become one.

An island will drift away.

A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.

>The star will gorge itself on clay.

Idols will speak and move about.

The black flag will fly above the dome.

The belly of the dragon will drip water.

Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.

A rock will stand on seven hills.

The ravens will starve.

The bear will leave its cave forever.

The rod and the ring will strike.

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>>19463013
>They're trying to force God's hand.

stopped reading

ive been very easily agitated the last few days and im starting to think it has something to do with this

>>19457826
This. What if those faggots appear?

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>>19463013
>God

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>>19449567

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>>19463020
>>19463063

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>>19463113
im a fundy christian bro

im saying that statement
>They're trying to force God's hand.

IS A FEDORA STATEMENT
when i know for a fact that actual prophecies of revelation are about to be coming to pass

>>19463020
no dude, that is precisely exactly what they are intending to do. Im not even the guy you replied to, but listen, Jews, christians, and muslims alike are constantly trying to hasten the end of days. For example

muslims in their jihad. There is a group called the mujhadeen, that actually believes they are the black army from the quaran. Their goal is to spread death and blood explicitly, because they believe that the more blood they spill the sooner jesus will come back and then they will have their global caliphate placed on earth where there is only one religion Islam. and 72 virgins whatever.

Christians hasten the coming of Jesus by preaching the bible all over the world, because we believe that christ cant come back until everyone living person in the world has heard the name of Jesus. So churches take trips to far off countries to tell the most obscure people about the bible.

Jews, the false jews, are currently planning construction of the third temple where the dome of the rock is. They believe that the third temple, and then be allowed to carry out their sacrifices of red heifers again. Their third temple will be the place where they will introduce their world government or something to that extent, which will again bring about the end of days.

THEY believe it, even if you dont. They want the world to end, because thats when they were promised to receive power. Keep reading, and you'll see that every single event in recent, and even distant human history has been very orchestrated and calculated to achieve maximum death and compliance.

Into the grinder.

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>>19463149
jesus christ has a timeline and this is the end of the 6000 years its ending because jesus christ said it was

not because anything anyone did

when this prophecy says

>They're trying to force God's hand.

its talking about they think theres some elites orchestrating everything and copying what the bible would say what would happen when its actually just the bible and things actually happening

theyre idiots

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>>19463164
we dont know what is happening, we cant possibly know when the end is going to be, but i know for certain that very rich people want us to think its NOW. they always do, thats what keeps them in control. Do you watch tv, by chance? Do you read the news? DO you know who is responsible for 99% of the media you take in? Do you know who funds these groups that riot in the street, and who advertises to recruit members to rebellious ideologies? Doesnt even matter who, because the people that follow media, and special interest groups, have been brainwashed much like the people that dont realize that social trends dont happen by accident or by an organic process. Why do you think things work so fluidly together? The music in society just happens to match perfectly the fashion, and the aesthetic of media, and the food that you eat just happens to contain cancer causing chemicals, and the very simple things like water are filled with chlorine and fluoride.. If you keep listening to what (they) tell you, you're only ever going to see what they want you to see. You fall out of line, you are shunned. you'd be a fool to think that rich people dont want to get richer. They profit from our suffering. They profit from death. They profit from the authority that they have been given by the ruler of this world. By satan himself. Satans time is short, and he wants to establish his full fledged kingdom on earth before Jesus comes back, and hes using all those very rich and corrupt people to make it happen.

THAT is the truth. So even if Jesus isnt coming back NOW, you can bet satan is working to make hell on earth in the meantime. That is what is in fact happening now.

..Fuckin fuck. its depressing stating this.

>>19451292
Civil war is gonna happen, eclipse or not. Can't even stomach watching the news anymore. Blacks and gays get a movement and voice but not whites. Freedom of speech, just not white people, you fellas mad yet? Let's remind you every 30 minutes.

Fucking hate this world.

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14 ¶ And God said, Let there bee lights in the firmament of the heaven, to divide the day from the night: and let them be for signes and for seasons, and for dayes and yeeres.

15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven, to give light upon the earth: and it was so.

16 And God made two great lights: the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the starres also.

17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven, to give light upon the earth:

18 And to rule o'er the day, and o'er the night, and to divide the light from the darkenesse: and God saw that it was good.

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>>19463231
no jesus wept when they pharisees couldnt see the signs of his visitation

were supposed to know and now we have the revelation 12 sign

yes i believe in every conspiracy there ever was including flat earth and cgi planes on 9-11 of course the media is all corrupt

but im saying the actual rapture and beginning of the tribulation is coming on september 23

jesus refers to watching for his coming and not going to sleep many times we can know the time thats why he told us all the signs that would come

Here are some recent articles on eclipses from the BBC:

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20170811-why-do-we-associate-eclipses-with-the-end-of-the-world

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-40965826/total-solar-eclipse-meet-sharon-and-billy-hahs

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40941341

>>19463260
lol why flat earth?

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>>19463271
just youtube it bro listen to what they have to say in some documentaries

all pictures of globes are photoshopped and fish eye lenses to fake curvature

the bible also teaches flat earth

its a matter of just go doing your research and seeing whats up for yourself

however i believe september 23 is far more important do research and understand at this point with only 30 something days left

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>>19463260
We are all just evolved apes, the church exists to hold power and make money.

I believe in intelligent design the same way that I taught my cat to meow on cue. I don't control him but he knows how to get a treat.

But enough of belief, the point is that if the bible wanted us to see signs, they wouldn't be ambiguous. Jesus is God and God is all powerful, remember? Why be vague? Oh right, it would be fun though!

>>19463125
My apologies.

>>19463301

for the love of god somebody tell me who she is.
Is it even a she ?

>>19459678
Who is the Kefka guy in this situation?

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Fuuuug, ill be flying from michigan to tennessee right through eclipse as it happens.

>>19459678
>>19463693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bpGStVn_ao

Watch carefully with a metaphor-searching mindset.

>>19463596
jessica jung aka sica...

>>19455842
Look again, m8.

>>19448963
A y2k but for sundials

>>19450053
Because that one wasn't in the US you retard

>>19462731
Or.. God's hand has been forced...

>>19455150
>Sheriff Pepe
lol wtf

>>19463063
>I know their suffering doesnt make sense or isnt for something greater because I have a godlike brain
Dude

>>19463242
What I wonder is; how long will the full eclipse/darkness on the ground last and how dark are we talking here.
Might be a good chance to chimp out

>>19463713
airplane zombies

>>19451246
>Our music, movies, books
Hahahahahahaha

>>19456192
Where the eclipses meet in that last picture is right around Pyramid State Recreation Area. Southern Illinois is also known as New Egypt, or just Egypt. The city of Cairo is just a bit to the south of where those lines cross(a really shitty river town full of grimey niggers and other trash, I caught the boat there a few times when I use to work on the lower Mississippi, the Ohio and Mississippi meet there, and our actual office for the company I worked for was kinda just across the river in Cape Girardeau, there's also a city called Thebes in Illinois and it is located almost exactly where those eclipses meet. In ancient Egypt Thebes was the capital city during what is known as "The New Kingdom"(interesting considering America is general is basically the face of the new kingdom of the modern world) and was a major Egyptian cult center.

The area is where some guy supposedly found a bunch of old Egyptian artifacts, although people say it's all bullshit. Still interesting considering how it's the crossroads for two major total solar eclipses and how into astronomy Egyptians were. There's also a State park a little to the East called Garden of The Gods. I feel like this is significant but I'm having trouble articulating myself properly right now.

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>>19450787
There is actually another Salem that was missed. Salem, Illinois.

>>19465185
Actually, upon second look there are so many Salem towns I don't think this matters anymore.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salem#United_States

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Its not JUST the solar eclipse its the time and the where. And also what could be there as well.

There is a reason the muzzies have there symbol as a mark of the end of days.
Think about it, i could be wrong and if i am...good. I DON'T want to right about this.

God

>>19465547
>21.7.2017

Oh no!!!

>>19450053
Unless you were in these regions Faroe Islands, Svalbard, North Atlantic, North Pole. You did not see a TOTAL eclipse.

The hysteria is definitely bullshit but a total eclipse is actually pretty rare.

>>19450787

This is sillier than the usual stuff posted here. I hope nobody here actually puts any stock in this. I'm a Christian and I'm embarrassed by all the conspiracy theory nonsense put into this and the "Revelation 12 sign"