what is the golf rumors conspiracy?

I heard Tiger Woods watches Elsa Spider-Man videos.

>>19445963
Country clubs are an international Luciferian conspiracy front. Caddyshack was a film used to dupe the masses of this conspiracy.

>>19446006
can i see proofs of this?

psychics in the 70s-90s recruited by CIA/DoD for remote viewing operations were rumored to be executed, experimented on or used until they died from psychic exhaustion. One of these psychics was a guy named Robert Golf who disappeared around that time.

>>19445963
They're just rumors

The holes in golf courses are actually portals to Hell.

>>19445963
Ever wonder why presidents play a lot of golf? The rich and powerful discuss their geopolitical machinations on the golf course.

>>19446122
I heard they are actually glory holes.

I dunno though, I stick to the ball washers.

>>19446129
Well yeah, that's obvious

>>19445963
Golf is ancient extraterrestrial technology that humans didn't invent; it's actually from another planet and was only brought here a few hundred years ago for recreational hobby or sport purposes.

>>19446006
Nah. Just a bunch of boring white ppl getting hammered and laughing about all the poon and drugs they scored in their college years and yapping about buying selling trading stocks. Boring really

>>19445963
What is it?

>>19445963
Are you talking about the Weatherman's golf tip?

EX: 4655

>>19445967
fucking kek

>>19445963
Golf is somebodys name. Some dude who survived being brainwashed or something of the sort.

>>19447475
Forget everything you know about golf