What's gonna happen during Judgment Day?

OOH
BAD GOOYS
WHATCHA GON
WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHEN ARCHANGEL MICHAEL
COMES FOR YOU

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>>19445196
Even Jesus will have to *look away* at certain points.

>>19445207
kek

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>natural disasters
they aren't happening
>lots of war
isn't happening
>poison wormwood water
lol fluoride amirite
>massive explosions and mountains flying around
superstitious bullshit

>>19445240
MAN MADE DISEASES

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you'll hide in your home, afraid, thinking something is going on. And then you realize absolutely nothing interesting happened. And then you wait for judgement day. And it doesn't arrive. Then eventually you die and (hopefully) you realize the flying spaghetti monster is the one true god, and there was never going to be a judgement day.

>>19445251
correction this date is the big one, it has been confirmed by the bible, everything is almost ready, This Aug 21 is going to be the arrival of the Satan cast down from heaven. Giving him till Sept 23 to brainwash you and make you believe he is Jesus trust me you will be convinced, good luck faggots.

>>19445196
Nothing. They haven't truly listed out any laws that anybody could be held accountable for. If anything it's when you die and you judge yourself.

If a legal system, such as the bible. Wants the right to judge. It needs to take responsibility for law and the preservation of it's founding documents. Which haven't happened. If anybody comes from the sky to condemn you for what you have done. Turn away from them, they are liars. The Mercy of God is endless. The bible says this.

>>19445281
>matthew 24:36
only the father knows

A small band of Illuminati cultists will complete the Father's Great Work in a removed spiritual community focused on the apocalypse.

>>19445300
sushhhhhhh let me fukn speculate like these bible bitches, it just seems like the order of events although the message wake me up when september ends makes me feel like september 23 is going to be the official date where the planet goes into an all out war. It is fun to speculate considering this could also be like all the Septembers that have come to pass with nothing happening.
>ohh boy cannot wait for nothing to happen, i want full apology from all autistic /x/ bible users for spreading cancer this by far has been the fucking worst September season, even the government is being suspicious

>>19445281
I await xirs arrival

Assuming Judggment day is real :D

7:00 AM - wake up
8:00 AM - light breakfast
9:00-12:00 - judgment
12:00 - lunch
12:30 - 5:00 PM - judgment

>>19445196
Nothing. Religion is make believe.

>>19445196
>gonna

Going to

>>19445761
I know. Wanted to make it short and snappy

>>19445196
Your going to be judged...for. all your actions..

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>>19445846
>>19445207
Will there be a battle between Satan & God?

>>19446160
Satan is just silly. He already lost. Unfortunately he has convinced 99% of christians today that the Law of God is done away with, so most of them are going to be pretty confused. The great deception is great indeed

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>>19446827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dakfU9EhFN0

Literally fucking nothing. This is /x/ sperging out and mass LARPing.
It'd be cool if it was like this though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWrCKMSHp4M

battle? satan is already defeated & hes aware of it

Seek help

A joyous ride.

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The road goes e'er on and on

https://youtu.be/2fngvQS_PmQ

[Intro]
Oh misty eye of the mountain below
Keep careful watch of my brothers' souls
And should the sky be filled with fire and smoke
Keep watching over Durin's sons

[Verse 1]
If this is to end in fire, then we should all burn together
Watch the flames climb high into the night
Calling out father oh, stand by and we will
Watch the flames burn auburn on the mountain side

[Verse 2]
And if we should die tonight, we should all die together
Raise a glass of wine for the last time
Calling out father oh, prepare as we will
Watch the flames burn auburn on the mountain side
Desolation comes upon the sky

[Chorus]
Now I see fire, inside the mountain
I see fire, burning the trees
And I see fire, hollowing souls
I see fire, blood in the breeze
And I hope that you remember me


[Verse 3]
Oh, should my people fall then surely I'll do the same
Confined in mountain halls, we got too close to the flame
Calling out father oh, hold fast and we will
Watch the flames burn auburn on the mountain side
Desolation comes upon the sky

[Chorus]
Now I see fire, inside the mountain
I see fire, burning the trees
And I see fire, hollowing souls
I see fire, blood in the breeze
And I hope that you remember me


[Bridge]
And if the night is burning, I will cover my eyes
For if the dark returns then my brothers will die
And as the sky's falling down it crashed into this lonely town
And with that shadow upon the ground I hear my people screaming out

[Outro]
Now I see fire, inside the mountain
I see fire, burning the trees
I see fire, hollowing souls
I see fire, blood in the breeze
I see fire (oh you know I saw a city burning out)
I see fire (feel the heat upon my skin)
I see fire
And I see fire burn auburn on the mountainside

>>19446884
He's made peace with it.
It's his followers who didn't get the memo.

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>>19446884
>>19448251
So Satan is the losing side no matter what?

Why do some people sell their souls to Satan? Just for short-term power on Earth?

>>19449261
Selling your soul is a myth.

I dunno but it sounds like we're gonna get judged.

Long way from judgement day. The antichrist hasn't even risen yet. No 7 year period, no millennial kingdom yet