Is Santa Claus real?
What happens if someone is on the nice list but they want coal?
What happens if someone is on the naughty list but they want coal?
This Santa guy doesn't make any sense.
>>19443694
is god?
>>19443694
He was modeled after pagan shamans.
>>19443696
Anyone who tries to play Santa like that gets abducted and sentenced to 20 years of hard labor at the North Pole. Santa keeps the severed heads of naughty children that try to escape on candy cane spikes as a deterrent.