How do I sell my soul for money?

>>19442172
Cant sell something you dont own

>>19442177
Checked and correct.
Makes me smile to see truth on /x

>>19442177
>>19442187
I have one. At least, I haven't done anything to lose it.

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the chief buyer of souls is pretty broke right now

>>19442192
Making this post was enough to lose it.

Someone who takes this shit seriously.
Please.
Tell me how to slut my spirit to the dark lord (s) for mortal pleasures.

>>19442219
Sorry, the dark lord has standards. You're spirit wont do.

>>19442219
But honestly, tell a little about yourself and we'll see if your soul is worth that much. Other than the obvious fact that you're desperate.

Apply for a job at FOX Network

>>19442192
how do you know?

>>19442172
If you decide to come back and reveal a little information about yourself OP, then i will tell you how much your soul is worth and if "selling" it is worth it.

>>19442172
Maybe try the porn industry or a desk job.

>>19442172
How much you want for it? Maybe we can work something out.

>>19442172
Vouch for a jew.

>>19444216
OP isn't coming back its no use

>>19442172
http://www.viacom.com/about/pages/careers.aspx

You cant sold youre soul trough "magic".
It means that youre actions and feelings in life are controlled through a other person who gives you money for what you do.

Like the big "stars" its not a satanic ritual its this people just sold there complete live.

>>19442172
why not just sell yo ass ?

>>19442172
Join the Army.

You don't need a soul there, otherwise the government would have issued you one.

>>19442172
I'll buy it for a dollar

>>19442172
10$ for it baby

>>19442291
come on, go back to your containment board

>>19444216
I'll sell you mine for 2,000. I'll sign the contract in blood

>>19442291
2017 fox is more legit than cnn

>>19442172
just isolate yourself for over a year and do a fuck load of drugs, you'll find out, just try not to cry

Ok, there's a YT video on how to do this. A lot of weird shit to buy (empty pens to fill with blood ect) and the whole process seemed to take months. Not to mention all the shit and scented candles you have to purchase.Then finding a site to do your ceremony, where many people have passed before, all seems like a fucking chore. Unless you're willing to wait for shit to come from Amazon and live in an occult area then forget it. That's of course according to the video.

>>19442172
don't but you'd have to summon or find a crossroads demon then negotiate

>>19447135
so how much do you get per post anon?

>>19447839
how do I negotiate? I think I have the crossroads demon in my grasp but I don't know what to do

Putting the value of a dollar on one's soul is to imply that it can be bought and spent.

>>19442172
sell heroin to school kids.

Sell your soul to a record company.

I'm more than happy to accept money for something that doesn't exist.

How much can I get from some retard?

>>19442177
Fucken KeK good one anon.

>>19442177
fpbp

>>19442205
Ffs /x/. Summer is over.