Stories: Greentext, NOPE, whatever

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>>19440557
Where is the 4th it's killing me

>be me crazy teen who did crazy stuff
>up late outside with rowdy friends
>decide to sneak into our local abandoned housing complex
>people say wickans practice in there
>as soon as we go in we all get gripped with the most horrific feat imaginable
>NOPE.exe and run out like a bunch of pussies

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>>19440378

tl;dr

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>>19440593
Sulidor looks like another greentext, except unclothed. pic related.

>>19443661
desu that just looks like some bloke with a horse mask

>>19443703
If that were true, then the snout should be longer, and less rounded.

Posted this few hours ago
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>>19443661
Cats will never be safe again.

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>>19443757
Just because one group of friendly extraterrestrials merged nucleosomal material to make your preferred housepet, we should not presume conflict with the other group of friendly extraterrestrials- who contrarily merged nucleosomal material with the archetypal opposite housepet.

>>19440534
>thumbnail
YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>19440378
>Meat--Suit friend story
good lord....if this is true its fucking nutters! Please tell me theres evidence..(okay...what kind of evidence would there but, but still, I need evidence, the NOPE.jpg in me requires it)

GOOD LORD!

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THE GHOUL

The gruesome ghoul, the grisly ghoul,
without the slightest noise
waits patiently beside the school
to feast on girls and boys.

He lunges fiercely through the air
as they come out to play,
then grabs a couple by the hair
and drags them far away.

He cracks their bones and snaps their backs
and squeezes out their lungs,
he chews their thumbs like candy snacks
and pulls apart their tongues.

He slices their stomachs and bites their hearts
and tears their flesh to shreds,
he swallows their toes like toasted tarts
and gobbles down their heads.

Fingers, elbows, hands and knees
and arms and legs and feet -
he eats them with delight and ease,
for every part's a treat.

And when the gruesome, grisly ghoul
has nothing left to chew,
he hurries to another school
and waits...perhaps for you.

>>19440378

I'll post a NOPE to get this thread going some more. This one is from my friend who is a lifelong boyscout.

>>be 12 year old scout
>>camping in the summer, huge preserve in Penninsula, OH
>>it's about dusk
>>me, best friend (same age) and two other younger guys are all walking back to our tent and area
>> next to a big field, there is a treeline where the woods start up again
>>all of a sudden, one of the younger scouts points to the treeline
>>look over and see there robed figures, levitating off the ground, gliding along the field by the woods
>> robed and hoods, with ripped ends like a dementor would look almost
>> silent and no sounds at all, just watch them glide along as they disappear into the woods
>> NOPE the fuck out and look to my friend, who has mouth wide open and eyes huge
>> get back to campsite and one of the younger kids starts crying from what he saw
>> hysterically crying
>>we try and comfort him but it's like he isn't there and isn't listening
>>have to take him to the first aid medical cabin
>>higherups come by and ask why he is like that
>>we just say he got scared being near the woods at dark
>>they nod and shake it off, he stays there for the night
>>don't sleep much the remaining part of the summer camp

>>19440432
Anyone has more stories like this one? When I was a child in mexico my uncle also did this there a lot of dwarfs and elf's ,search in youtube (duendes en mexico)

duuude.

>>19440432
is there a second part of this?

>>19441827
The 4th what?

>>19445547
what do you mean "like this one"?

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>>19440577
I feel like the knock and scratching was probably just a bird, although its questionable as to who would try to rob a house like that

>>19440432
My curiosity's piqued.
Has there been any followup to this?
He has mentioned about a follow up thread,
I'd really like to have a conclusion to this if any.

so this just happened to me, nothing scary at all, very short and boring but fucking weird
>outside
>look under my car, it's off, trying to get a cat from out of under it
>when kneel down, hear weird beep/bleeps, like auditorial glitches, bad soundcard, etc. technical beeps that have no place in a rural place with lawnmowers going off and dogs barking
really weird

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Personal Favorite

>>19449605
I know what you mean. I heard a loud pop in my house a while back, coming from my bedroom. Like if someone had sliced through a bunch of balloons. Fucking weird.

>>19440586
that was pretty dang cool

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>>19440557
OH FUCKING SHIT NIGGER
I was in Woodlands Park around that time, greentext I guess, nothing too spooky.

>Be me, staying at a friends cabin out innawoods,
>my friend Matt tagged along, We're both from Oklahoma
>Sitting outside chilling on the porch, when I see a blueish light
>Matt, do you see that?
>bruh fkin skin walkers xD let's go check it out
>Jokingly tell him to piss off, go inside and go to sleep
>Next day, another friend, Tyler, is fucking missing
>He shows up again at around noon, he's spooked
The rest of the week was mostly uneventful, going back next year.

>>19451268
Why was he spooked though

>>19440557
Are corpse candles limited to just humans? I've seen one in my house once, it led to a spot in my backyard where we buried my dying cat. Showed up a week or so before she passed away

>>19450999
yeah dude it was fucking weird. it only happened for like a second at most, it was so quick i wasn't sure if i heard it at first but i know i did. so out of place.

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There was a story I had found somewhere near the end of May of 2013 on a creepypasta thread on here that I liked, it had an artist who was secluded in a cabin in either the woods or the mountains by someone who had commissioned him for some art. I remember he kept smelling rotting meat, but was unable to find it, and there was also a fat cat who kept coming into the cabin. There were three women he met while he was out of the cabin looking for inspiration for his art, and he slept with each one. When he woke up the next morning, each one had left him a small bottle of paint he really liked the color of, so he used it in his paintings.

A few days passed after each woman, and he would read in the paper that they had disappeared. He was told he'd be getting checked up on by someone by the guy who commissioned him. He keeps talking to the guy who is checking up on him as he gets more and more scared, because these women disappeared, and the smell of rotting meat keeps getting worse and worse.

It ended with the reader finding out that the cabin's owner was brutally murdered and his corpse was in the living room, but the artist couldn't see it. And then it also turns out that the three women actually turned out to be young girls who were also all murdered and eaten. The paints turned out to be various bodily fluids taken from them.

>>19440522
Fuck, he never told any more? That's a shame, they were a good read.

>>19443570
Then why are you in a greentext thread retard?

>>19440439
Whoever did the capping should kill themself at once

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>>19451066

It was so wholesome, made me want to hear more stories.

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The white man is one of my favorite, tho it's long as fuck

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>>19452561
I want to explore that carrier damnit.

>>19440455
It was just being nice and giving the guy a friendly wave, and he shot at it because muh scarrry.

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>>19449541
I think he and his friends died.
Anyone know where this took place, lets go finish the story.
Maybe kill some fucking midget treehuggers.

>>19440557
Never follow the floating lights.
I got this shit scream at me when i was a kid by my elders.

>>19444959
Pretty cool, what's it from?

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>>19451268

I've done a lot of research on that area. Haunted as all fuck.

The black hills area has a ton of weird history, it's fucked.

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>>19440586
>Jin and Anon are getting married in a few months

>>19440378
Thread Bump

>>19440378
>be 17, travelling in Europe alone
>caught the train from Leipzig to Berlin
>walking in a park opposite the famous Berlin victory column
>following a winding path, taking some pictures
>see an old lady sitting alone on a bench
>wearing old school brown jacket, brown hat, typical WWII era clothes, figured she must be like 90 or something
>out of respect for her I choose not to photograph the surroundings until I pass her (felt bad if she thought I was taking pictures of her or something)
>continue walking to pass her, she's about 20 metres away
>looking around at the trees and sky, beautiful day
>look ahead, she's gone
>literally just gone, no more than approximately four seconds since I last saw her sitting there
>the bench is in an open area with the nearest bushes / obstructions to line of sight at least 60 metres away
>kind of pause and think 'what the fuck'
>shrug, continue taking photos of the beautiful park

Kind of forgot about it until a few days ago. Benign and boring but meh worth sharing I guess.

>>19457464
If you had taken a picture of her you would have captured her in time and given her an eternal meaning

You fucked up anon