Guys, if nibiru is really coming, we need something to defend

>>19435224
Are you all so afraid of Satan, that you would think you could not befriend him? If it is so wrong to be prideful, then is "God" not also a sinner, for his pride is even above Satan's?
Or is God the most high, in which case, why does he not stop Nibiru, and save all of humanity?
"God" is NIbiru. Satan is the banished one from this planet. He is banished, because he rebelled against the tyrants of our solar system, and wanted to be king of Nibiru. Probably because he saw what assholes they are.

Holy shit, what if nibiru is a "shadow earth", and thinks we too, are nibiru.

>>19435224
dude who cares it's all a cycle anyways. everything already happened just chill out and you'll be good

>>19435224
I am not scared of Satan because I am going to put this in easy terms the devil in hell is jesus and the Jesus in heaven is the devil. Jesus got tricked by the devil and took his body while our awesome Jesus that stood up for what he believed in got chained up in hell.

>>19437330
when and how did this happen?

>>19437318

expLain

>>19437330
WAT?!?!

>>19437542

I think he could be referring to gnostic teachings. I'm not sure entirely since much of gnostic stuff is hard to understand.

>>19437330
our creator set Jesus up so that he could have his body. so The real reason why the Devil hates us so much is because, he literally died for you and lost everything for you. The sad truth is everyone turned away from the real Jesus, that is why you see such a massive change in the bible like 2 different people were writing it. it really puts into terms why this shit storm is happening He literally died for you as a man and you branded him the devil. You could not see past the deception

>>19437607

I'm gonna need some sites, sources, or texts...otherwise, you just talkin' lol

>>19435224
Honestly?
I don't give a fuck anymore

>>19437624
Literally the fucking bible learn to really read faggot

>September passes
>No Nibiru
>ITS COMING GUYS
>2018 passes
>No Nibiru
>ITS ALMOST HERE GUYS PAY NO ATTENTION TO OUR CLAIMS IT WOULD PASS IN 2015

Thoth trismegistus
Hermes trismegistus
Sathanas trismegistus

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>>19437330

So the devil is captain Ginyu?

>>19435224
>Releasing Satan because we need him for something.
Sounds like a ploy
Why not just ask Jesus who will do it in a way that won't completely fuck us over?

>>19437760
man dont you realise we were supposed to fucking migrate all like into artificial life halos years ago?
we fucked up as a species.
We are out of fuckingtime.
We ether fight or perish for all eternity.

>>19437306
Well, God is God. How can God have too much pride?

>Or is God the most high, in which case, why does he not stop Nibiru, and save all of humanity?

Implying that He can't or won't or doesn't have His reasons for ending Earth.

>>19437769
How many stories are there about a demon-like entity saying something like, "Hey... kid.. open this bottle and let me out and I'll stop that other bad thing currently plaguing your town," only for that demon to be a 10x worse problem than whatever the original problem was?

>Satan: "Hey, Earthlings. Just help me out of Hell and I'll fix ally your current problems. Just trust me, ok ;) just hurry up though because you're running out of time before uhh... N-Nibiru arrives *cough* yeah."

>>19437760
the devil in hell is fucking Jesus, He wants to rid this world of evil i see no problem with him doing this. Lets go unchain him.

>>19437821
Is that what Satan is doing today? Pretending to be Jesus? I mean, pretending to be God is what got him in trouble in the first place.

>>19435224
FUCK THE EARTH

>>19437833
you don't have to believe if you don't want to sweetheart it really is such a far out hypotheses and we will not know the real truth till that time comes.

>>19437903
Perhaps there is a way to know the truth before that time comes.

Is that not Jesus preached?

>>19435224
youre an idiot

>>19437929
True but he was a master at this shit and he had ample amounts of time to practice magic and other cool stuff. That practice takes mucho dedication. All I wanna do is sleep and shitpost to make people question the bible.

>>19437929
WE HAVE NO CLUE WHAT HE PREACHED. HE WAS ALIVE 2000 YEARS AGO.
ALL WE HAVE IS WHAT SMELLY PREISTS SAY IS THE TRUTH.
WAKE UP ITS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES.
THE CHILD MURDERERS MUST PAY.

>>19438077
KEK
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN

>>19435224
23 sept or 21 aug?

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>>19437731
Thankyou for acknowledging. I didn't die in countless cycles just to get framed.

>>19437306
If God banished him, why not make friends with God?

>>19437624
some people splerg out over a mistranslation of the morning star

>>19438211
left out the supposed Enkil

it isn't good to claim a personality that isn't yours.

>>19438261
Because "God" is harvesting our solar system for the divine spark from the mother, Sophia, divine Wisdom.
Oh GREAT GREAT THOTH.
I heed your teachings.
Mine ears are open.

>>19438284
I am so tired of gnostics.

>>19437607
>Written by two different people
I know it's almost as if each section is written by another person, it's almost so different they put the person's name at the bigining of each section.....

>>19435224
Planet X is an illusion in your head to descripe your heart
its full of fear
trust satan he isnt bad at all :)

>>19438077
After His death, His disciples split up and spread the Word in different parts of the world, and they all told the same story with minimal differences (as some were not always present for certain things), the fact that the stories corroborate so well with each other is what works as proof of the validity of all their claims. Christ referred to them as His "witnesses" after all. Christ planned out the proof of His existence, and the proof of what it was He taught. It's very likely, just from a non-religious point of view, that those events did take place.

>>19437624
He has no idea what he's talking about, don't worry.

These are people that have never read The Bible.

Pro-tip: Jesus and the devil have a conversation in The Bible, they are not the same being.

>>19438283
I am ever changing in form. It is not a claim, it was a realization; an enlightenment.

>>19437624
HES LYING. JESUS GOOD IN HEAVEN. WOW THE DEVIL REALLY TRIES TO FLIP SHIT LMAOOOO. WHAT SENSE DOES THAT MAKE. THE LORD IS WHERE THE DEVIL CAME.FROM. THE DEVIL WANTS TO GO BACK. BUT HE CANT REMEMBER WHAT HE HAS TO DO. HE'S IN A LOOP. GAME OVER FOR HIM. RESET YOUR LIFE FOR JESUS ND START OVER. U JUST GOTTA ERASE YOUR BACKWARDS PROGRESS. NOT YOUR ACCOUNT.

>>19438474
DUBS FOR THIS GUY? YOU A GOOD DUDE.

>>19438557
Nice try kid. Dubs for effort.

>>19435224
>Thoughts?

you are fucking insane

>>19437588
yeah, because it is a sham thought up by the con-artists Basilides and Simon Magus.

>>19437607
this is a good example of why heresy is considered extremely sinful, not only do you alter the truth, you spread the altered message too.

>>19438557
IKR
I LIKE HOW HE CHECK THE DUBS LIKE A GOOD DUDE

So then, why is the thrice born trapped at the center of the earth?

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>>19435224
You can't fight something that does not exist. Got any real and substantial proof this heavenly body is real, and not merely the imaginings of a senile Japanese academic?

>>19435224
>the devil guys!!!
How about God you fucking retard

creepy video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Na9WDotM4

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>>19440196

>>19437330
That's the reason the devil works for "god" while Satan (jesus,) its pissed he ghot tricked into crucified?

>>19438545
ARE YOU SAYING SATAN HAVENT FORGIVE GOD AND STILL HOLDING GRUDGE AGAINST HIM, SO HE TURN THE HUMANITY AGAINST HIM TO PROVE EVERYONE CAN MAKE MISTAKES?

>>19435224
Take your god damn meds you lunatic.

I am Nibiru.
Ask me anything.

>>19437634
You haven't read the Bible. Begone, crazy heretic.

>>19437821
It clearly says in the Bible that Satan walks on the earth. He won't be thrown into hell until after the tribulation. Stop claiming to know what you're talking about. You're preaching bullshit that goes against the most basic ideas in the Bible. Morons like you are how fanatic cults are started. I'm serious man, this belief system that you have, you need to get rid of it. It's toxic, ridiculous, and you won't find any guidance in it. You have to make that change before your madness consumes you.

>>19444307
i don't have to change anything love, i admit i am sick but not in the way people would assume. The bible is a cancer to this earth, see how people cling to it, in every way and cry being scared that the devil is gonna eat them. Get the fuck outta here and go to church where your fake Jesus can protect you.

>>19444333
So you just take aspects from Christianity and twist them to some wacko version that holds no water? Who are you to make these claims? You just make stuff up as you go along, and you know it.

>>19444285
Hey yo when you coming over?

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>>19435224

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ITT: A bunch of paranoid retards think Satan is a good idea to stop Nibiru.

>>19444482
>implying nibiru isn't some sort of ancient borg-like AI, that has never evolved because they wanted immortal life, and in the process, traded the very thing they had for a shadow of possibility?

>>19437643
They were claiming this shit back in 2012 as well.

>7 days
c'mon

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https://www.google.dk/search?q=nibiru+16th+august+2017&ei=kX-TWdbfK-LE6QSLha-QAQ&start=10&sa=N&biw=1120&bih=710

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qvImzzOlFo&t=1107s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELf-CS2nB7A

bye

>>19435224
maybe larp?