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Christ lads what a few weeks! That faggot John Titor got me locked up for sodomy! Bastard! I was chilling in 1415 with Henry V after Agincourt and I sucked him off good! So far so good but then he asked to put his massive throbbing regal member in my secret boi pussy. YOU DONT SAY NO TO A KING! So he rogered me good but then Titor reported me to the Church! They came down hard on me lads! 30 days in the jail with other MORTAL SINNERS. My ass was smashed maybe 40-50 times a day! Man dont even go there!
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>>19434923
This proves time travelers did AIDS. I knew it!
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>>19434923
G-go on
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Man so after my jail time I teleported to the year 5568 where I underwent a painful and costly anal repair. Now my aschen is lined with chromium! Titor couldnt wait to try me out - he got his though fags! I got the droid medics to insert a small tungsten claw in my rectum, Damaged Titor's massive throbbing member - perhaps for good! OK fags I'm going to 1600 now - I heard Shakespeare is suffwring from erectile dysfunction but I'v bought an unction of a mounteback!
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>>19434923
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>19435012
My hole of glory from 2218 faggots!
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2218 is there more than one gender..?. where is trump? North Korea?
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>>19435066
I am banned from giving out timeline information but I can tell you that there is an unconscionable amount of bumming going on in your future! My anus is sore even with the chromium. The claw was a splendid idea though!
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Come at me bruh
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>>19435087
You'd better cut down on the anal sex. You've got school tomorrow morning.
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>>19435096
I have tried lad! Lord knows how hard! But in your future it is compulsory to get bummed at least twice a week. Even my anal claw doesn't exempt me!
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>>19435114
Will we live to see such a beautiful place? :')
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>>19435323
you will ma lad.its not so bad.after the first hundred or so sodomies thy assen gets used to it
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