>be me >literally an hour ago >still trying to process

Follow it, you'll never see something like it again

>>19427496

Looks like Loki is at it again.

>>19427496
No camera. No camera phone. Bullshit. Fuck off.

>>19427496
Ok, lets run through the checklist.
1. Can you defeat a standard model 4 legged bear in single combat.
2. Can you defeat a streamlined economy bear with less than four legs.

If the answer to question 1 and question 2 are no, I don't advise engaging in a potential five legged bear situation.

>>19427496
It wasn't a leg.

>>19427496

Are you anywhere near Chicago or in the Southwest? Gonna need a geographic location to ID that cryptid OP

>>19427686
Ok, allow me to append the checklist.

a1. Can you handle a seemingly normal bear with an abnormally large penis

I still believe you may just be in over your head. Although now, I believe you may be in over your head in bear semen.

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>owns a computer
>doesn't own a device that can take a photo

>>19427496
How the fuck poor are you that you don't even have a fucking flip phone, which has a camera, and where the fuck are you posting this from? Are you telling me you're poor but you still own a computer and pay an Internet bill?

>>19427673
this man knows his appendage to combat effectiveness ratio.

>>19428210
Excess limbs equate excess lethality. Except for snakes. They are the eternal outlier to my formula

Can someone send OP a camera so he can go hunt daddy big D?

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It was an aardvark you twat

>>19428407
Interesting theory. Elaborate.

>>19427496
fuck you I just wanted some ass