i changed human biology

>>19422234
K

Can you tell more?

And thus I have ascended from neckbeard to full blown wizard.

you gots a bran tubor

>>19422299
i DEFEND and MAINTAIN (the glories of) a neckbeard,even if I lack a neckbeard myself,there's nothing wrong with one.

Argie pls.

Great job!

>>19422234
I...what? Maybe you should see a doctor instead of bragging on 4chan?

>>19422234
what a great story about how you don't have sex. Keep up the good work.

>>19422234
post a pic of your right hand + timestamp
plz

>>19422885
(((doctor)))

a succubus has been blowing you while you sleep, you haven't noticed because they always swallow

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>>19423553
>Succubus
>Not Incubus

He fucking wishes.

>>19423609

> not being happy with either/or

the guy hasn't had sex or masturbated in almost 2 years he's in no position to be picky

>>19423623
That's actually a fair point.

Shhh...
Not all men have to know about semen retention... I mean, most will succumb to sexual relations or nocturnal emissions. Good job.

>>19422234
>I literally did what millions of men across the ages never could

Apparently you've never heard of any of the Hindu yogis. Do this with out eating or drinking water for 20 months and you might impress someone.

>>19423787
What could you possibly gain keeping it a secret? You're such a huge faggot, holy shit. Kill yourself.

>>19424202
He just did something stupid and wants to share it with the internet.

>>19422234
check this guy out dude, also Hindus have been doing that for fucking millennia, you are so not special anon.
Sorry not trying to be mean, but holy shit, get the ego in check.
https://www.youtube.com/user/LifeBlissFoundation

>>19422234
Prostate cancer is going on

>>19422234
>100%of doctors,biologists and chemists say this is psyhically impossible,
[Citation needed]. Also, why would chemists be commenting on a physiological reaction?

>>19422234
I think you have nut cancer mate.

>>19422234
>I haven't masturbated for so long it's building up power
>Power growing so much I can taste it!
Is everything salty?

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>>19422234
lol dis faggot is sterile

U just have limp dick.

>>19422234
You have schizophrenia.