How does one get in contact with extraterrestrials?

>>19420989
get an education
get fit
get a job
get friends

ask a friend if he can arranges a meeting with some extraterrestrial he may know

>>19420989
By shoving chilli's up your ass

>>19420989
You can't because there aren't any close enough.

The universe is filled with galaxies and life but not all of that life is intelligent.

>>19420989
Meditate and wake up to your body's dormant energies. You don't want to contact them, anyway, but in silly fancies with no conception of their agendas or intent.

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>>19420989
Mediation.
Look up UFO summoning.

>>19420989
aliens are literally just demons, no clue why you'd wanna have a little meet and greet

>>19420989
Be careful.... he is tracking this thread

>>19421919
the opposite actually

>>19420989
Get involved with the occult. Aliens are just demons, so you can stay away from them by staying away from the occult, and vice versa. Look it up, I'm not kidding.

>>19421919
>aliens are literally just demons
Stop this meme. Aliens =/= demons.
Aliens have a PHYSICAL BODY which can materialize on our world.
Demons have NO PHYSICAL BODY and often try to get into your body.
Different beings, different lives, different motivations, stop calling everything you don't understand the same thing. It only creates more confusion and ignorance.

>>19420989
Work for NASA.

Go out in your back yard and shine laser pointers at UFOs
The greys will probe you shortly thereafter

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>>19424247
"Demons" can take physical form. Aliens can materialize out of nowhere. Quit shutting yourself into your narrative.

>>19420989
You may not realize you're in communication with aliens when it happens and may be mistaken for paranormal activity. You're also more likely to experience dreams in which aliens visit you, as it requires much less energy/easier on their part to do this.

Technology exists that can move objects at a distance, occasionally accompanied by a barely audible or high frequency electronic sound. Similar to that of a TV in another room, light bulb, or blood pressure spike.

An alternative is to invest in an inferred camera and point it to the skies. Be prepared to see "Invisible" intelligent objects.

>>19420989
Best /x/ movie I've seen in this decade.