What would you do in this guy's pocket dimension?

I would pass the controller to him. Even if he wasn't asking.

>>19418627
Probably wish I could die

>>19418627
Become Dark Souls guy and kill him.

Probably fap

>>19418627
This guy can vibrate through walls, i neck myself at the earliest possible moment

who dat tho

piss on the floor

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>>19418627

>>19418627
Materbate and cum on his face.
When he's distracted, fart on his asshole and ask him why did he fart

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Fap and die.

>>19418632
in that case I'd stop him and explain to him how it is physically impossible for him to actually vibrate through walls, and he'll just be stuck in one

I'm guessing it works like how bees are too fat to fly or something, so if you could explain that to em then they'll just fall

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>>19418636
>fart on his asshole and ask him why did he fart

>>19418627
*notices pocket*

OwO what's this?

I'd open my own pocket dimension in which I store my 40cm dick and slap him with it.

>>19418627

tongue his fartbox

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The endless staircase one was the creppiest of them all, desu.

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>>19418643
>creppiest

>>19418644
what's the point of parsley on top of these dishes again? they don't add flavour if they are on top, I just move them aside

>>19418643
>That one where Ronald Reagan tries to have Obama and Taylor Swift assassinated.

>That one where god comes back and eats half of Mexico.

I love how creative these stories are becoming.

>>19418645
don't know, when my mom used to make mushroom crepes she had cheese on top instead

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>>19418646
>the tomatos that fly at extremely high speeds towards anyone who makes a bad joke near them

>>19418632
bad idea mate

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2718

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>>19418643
>tfw containment breach used to only have a few SCPs
>over 30 of them now
>682 roars and shakes then entire fucking facility, how big is this thing

fuck this

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>>19418636
>fart on his asshole and ask him why did he fart

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>tfw get too paranoid at night to read SCP stories

>>19418627
Masterbate to loli anime girls.

>>19418646
>the dollar design worth one imaginary dollar ($i)
>if you imagine a real dollar, you get one imaginary dollar
>if you if you real a real dollar, you get one real dollar
>if you real an imagine dollar, you get one imaginary dollar
>if you IMAGINE an IMAGINARY dollar, you get -1 real dollars deducted directly from your bank account

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>>19418648
>The file that summarizes media and literature works until it's nothing but a word document that says bzzz or a black screen with buzzing noises
>Every time they put the Bee Movie through it it gets longer

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>>19418655
>We are waiting for Godot

>Godot does not arrive

>Still waiting

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>POST YFW SYMBOLS ARE COMPROMISED

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>>19418632
radical larry?

>>19418654
>the anti narrative

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>>19418657
But doesn't that mean that symbol is also compromised?

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>>19418657

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>>19418657

>take an enormous shit on the floor. I'm going to die but I'm leaving my mark while I'm at it

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>>19418664
well yeah, but that doesn't change the fact that the symbols are compromised

shit myself but not out of fear but because I'm incontinent

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ERIC SHUT UP

What are the best scps I wanna read some

>>19418678
start with 354

Lots to read, very interesting and possibly my personal favorite

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>>19418627
Kill him.

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>>19418636
>fart on his asshole and ask him why did he fart

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>>19418627
Torture digestion

>>19418632
Hey dosnt vibrate through walls. He ether open them up with his pocket dimension. Or he melts right through them

>>19418652
I was reading them in my bed for a while before going to sleep

made it to like 700 something

>>19420200
ok might actually be on 915 atm, also I normally read the additional info attached, got stuck ................

fucking spider just crawled down in from of my screen, splat.........

stuck on one that was really really long log

>>19418627
>What would you do in this guy's pocket dimension?
I'd probably die a horrible death :/

What's the one where the two divers find some giant mysterious rock that's actually a living thing that eats them and they have to pass through it's digestive system to live but the rookie gets crushed to death?

>>19418627
i would run and try to hide crouching in a corner and when he melts through nearby wall and looks at me i would say "damn Larry, thats radical bro!"

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>>19418636

>>19420481
Go to bed.

>>19418657
.:)

>>19418633
SCP-106

>>19418661
yep lmao i thought the same

>>19418627
>>19418628
>>19418630
https://discord.gg/PVrZamw

>>19418649
what is this cluster fuck?

>>19422655
trying too hard - the scp

>>19418649
How did this piece of fucking garbage get over three hundred?

Fucking nu-Foundation sheep, I swear...

>>19418646
That one that shows to your mom your secret porn folder

so what is Dr. Bright?

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turn 360 degrees and get the hell out of there!

>>19418636
top kek

>>19418627
Jerk off and cum in his pocket

If I cum in it, it's mine

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>>19423732
So you turned to face him and then leave how? By walking backwards? I take it you mean 180 degrees of are you one of those people who believes that if you look a demon/spirit in the eye and walk backwards it can't follow you?

>>19426836
it's a fucking meme you sperglord
are you actually retarded?

>>19426836
You have to go back

>>19426836
moonwalk out of there

>>19418627
take a shit and eat it.

>>19418645
its for looks mostly
most people associate the color green with freshness, and sprinkling a little bit on top makes them more eager to eat

>>19418646
>That cofee machine that allows you to drink the cum of anyone you want

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>>19419341
>dont give up

>>19427008
I thought people associate green with sickness.

>>19418636
god fucking dammit you win

>>19418654
sounds like something a high schooler would write

>>19418627
Make the nigger my gimp slave and rent his meat out to white bitches that are into beastiality and need a bull for the night.

>>19427676
based /pol/ always comes through with quality content

>>19423634
Dr Bright is Deadpool

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>>19419341
>Alternate Reality Entered

SCP-3999 is a good article

>>19418646
Source? Pretty please :3

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>>19418627
Question why the fuck I'm in his pocket dimension.

>>19428989
gtfo, Bright.

>>19418667
you wonderful bastard

>>19427569
Envy. Green is envy

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>>19418636
Fucking sent me to tears yoi shit.

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>>19418636

>>19429433
No.

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>>19419341
>do not be taken alive

>>19427676
go back to your containment board

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>>19419341
>symbols have been compromised

>>19419341
should i trust the symbol that tells me that symbols have been compromised?

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>>19431815
>mfw symbols have been compromised and do not trust them right next to each other on a wall

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>>19418636

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>>19431837
[X] Do not be taken alive

>>19420305
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-835
Things get intense once you read the unredacted version

They get even more intense once you read the earlier versions of the article before the author edited it to tone it down

>>19431815
Nobody writes symbols have been compromised unless they've been compromised. If anyone writes it, all symbols are null, regardless of if a SCP or the Foundation wrote it. Trust it above any other symbol.

>>19418999
Exit my Presence.

>>19432032
thank you, SCP anon
i trust you to keep us safe from the horrors that inhabit this realm

>>19431894
Wasn't it some moderator who had it edited?

>>19421082
That's literally the filename

>>19418650
he utilizes things he eats and there is not a known limit, its implied there isn't one and its a choice he personally don't like trying that hard, unless its against scp-173

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>>19418627
Fuck off Indrid Cold and your fucking shit eating grin. Fuck you.

>>19431696
Back to /r/nosleep you go

>>19418636
I'm fucking done, I need nothing else from the internet. I'm going outside.

Finger his bungus

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>>19418657

who /GOC/ here?

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>>19419341
>do not follow the little girl

>>19437878
This symbol shouldn't be necessary.
Why the fuck would there be a little girl inside a haunted house or spooky cave? That's like the most obvious MTF bait

>>19431894
Well that was...interesting.

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>>19418636
Put me in the screencap

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>>19437878
When this happens often enough that there is a symbol

>>19437898
>MTF bait
>male to female bait
what?

>>19438252
mobile task force

>>19418627
I'd bring young woman in and out of my pocket dimension and rape them in ski masks and groom them then bring them back to the normal world when they turn 18

Find a way out and become him, kek

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>>19418655
The one that turns everything it touches into a dildo

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>>19418627

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>>19418655
>>19439619
>the literal shitpost SCP

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>>19418636
Autism speaks

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>>19418636
how do I materbate?

>>19418646
>the one with infinite Robbie Rottens
>the bay where you can fish drowned children
>the immortal hitler clone
>the tree of humane hands and bones
>the box of pizza that could end world hunger
>the beetles that always fight
>the giant of sushi
>the cicada god

>God is a giant robot that is broken because he tried to fight against a bestial bitch
Where my /CotBG/ bros at

>>19418627
i'd get the full resolution picture of his scrawny ass

>>19418635
Thanks for the DF reference

I don't care his pocket dimensions have incredible amounts of barbecue sauce in them

>>19442088
Lel

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>>19418657

>>19437898
A little girl in distress would be pretty good bait for luring people into bad situations.

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>>19418638
I like the cut of your jib.

>>19442665
There are cases of people being in the deep forest, miles from civilization, and hearing the sound of an infant crying.

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>>19418657

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>>19438164
>you should be surprised...

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>>19418657

>symbols compromised
>but the symbols compromised symbol itselt got compromised and is now missing or changed
>safe place to rest

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>>19418657

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>>19418636
Nice one, /x/

>>19443878
>symbols compromised symbol is compromised
>stay in the dark gets changed to stay in the light
>entire MTF gets wiped the fuck out
jesus

>>19418627
Get a tattoo of him. I'm his biggest fan.

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>>19446634
Forgot pic

>>19431894
Why does this shit get redacted?
ITs dumb.

>>19442768
Please source, that's interesting as fuck mate

>>19420200
ayyy I do the same thing, I'm only on SCP-724 even though I've been reading these off and on for a few years.

Coincidentally, SCP-106 is the only that left me terrified to go to sleep so far. That fucking image just gets to me.

>>19418627
Gee fucking willikers this is the scariest pic I've ever seen on /x/.

>>19446750
search and rescue stories have some of those.

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>>19418646
>>19440039
>The Tupac CD that solves crimes

>>19435754
Why are people even scared of 173? I cant find any reason it should be as terrifying as people make it out to be

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>>19418636
This is cap worthy

>>19418645
it's delicious if you eat the parsley along wih a mouthful of crepe

>>19446634
>>19446648
Why did you cheap out on a tattoo? It looks fucking godawful.

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>>19418657

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>>19418636
>fart on his asshole and ask him why did he fart

>tfw no innocent succubus scp gf

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>>19418636

>>19418627
Ask "what else you've got in that pocket"? Ba-dum-

>>19418627
I would get the fuck out of there as soon as I can, that's what. Fuck that picture is unsettling. Brrr.

>>19446710
probably because some 12 year old got "triggered"

>>19418627
Throw a rad party and share some beer with him. 106 seems like a chill motherfucker, might make him my sugar daddy.

>think I understand 4chan boards and their occasional variations
>see common trends on r9k/tv/co/pol even the porn boards
>come to /x/
Y'all literally haven't evolved from 2006

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>>19418636
>fart on his asshole and ask him why did he fart

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>>19418636
Lmao call r/4cuck and include me in the screencap plebbit

>>19418636
Zoomed words
>Zoomed Words
>ZOOMED WORDS

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>>19419341
>be d-class
>get sent in some subterrenean hole "for research purposes"
>be told to get in it, surprisingly no one follows
>enter a large room with one "Don't Give Up" and hundreds of "Symbols Have Been Compromised" everywhere, even on the seiling
>walls start to move
>it's SCP-057

>>19418646
>>19418648
>>19418654
>>19423513
>>19427202
>>19429457
>>19442144
>>19447730
gib link

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>>19419341
>Do not trust them

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>>19418643
>>19418646
>>19418654
>>19418655
>>19442144
>>19447730
>indestructible bootleg toy that can end the world if you think wrong about it

>>19418678
3001

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>>19418636
real autism

>>19418636
789-J is that you?

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>>19418636
>fart on his asshole and ask him why did he fart

>>19442144
>>the cicada god
Cousin Johnny?

>>19418648
keanu is always so sad

>>19426836
found the newfag

Is liking 2317 an unpopular opinion?

I liked how it showed what the file looks like to different levels of security

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>>19418657
Opens door marked "safe place to rest" Reveals Danny Elfman as the monster that has been chasing me.

>>19419341
Sometimes I take pieces of white chalk to remote areas and draw some of these near where people obviously have been.

>>19418627
bro i bet the scp facility be live af

>>19442144
The first and only time i'll be googling "the bay where you can fish drowned children"

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>>19456608
You mean this one?

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>>19418649

>>19418629
Nothing new, right?

What about the golden retriever that talks people into killing themselves?