Revelation 12 Sign (9/23)

>And a great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of twelve stars. She was pregnant and was crying out in birth pains and the agony of giving birth.

What does it mean? I'm scared, guys.

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>>19417992
sure

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>>19418170

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>>19418174

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>>19418180

>>19417992
>4 days before my birthday
am i the next virgin mary?

On that day I fly out to different country, so that's happening.

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It's just idiots getting spooked over nothing as usual. Nothing will happen, just like nothing happened in 2012, 2000, 1000 and every other date that these nutjobs come up with. Then, when the date passes and nothing happens, they'll move it other a few months or years and start again.

Also, God himself said in the fucking bible that nobody will know the exact date of the end times and that anybody who claims they know are false prophets trying to lead people astray.

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>>19418218
everything you want to know about the 23 sept

download https://www.dropbox.com/s/v1xye3pcqg5wfqq/23%20September%202017.zip?dl=0

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>>19417992

>>19418225
Unless your name is Mary I would say you are 50% of the way there

>>19418255
sh0ts fired u got me there

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>>19418252

>>19417992

Definitely sell your house.

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>>19418031
The end time has begun...

It's a plot to spikee your time preference, because somehow rich people get rich without realizing that they are dependent on entire cultures of wealth (which have LOW time preferences)

Literally nothing. Same as every other time /x/ decided the end was nigh

>>19418240
Thank you. It's always nice to see someone else remembered that bit.

>>19418271
I think I might. This is really freaking me out.

>>19417992
Daily reminder that no /x/ happening has ever happened and none ever will. If you want the world to end so bad then just kill yourself already. Christfags need to fuck off or stop being scared of shit like eclipses and stars.

>>19418998
Literally almost every happening /x/ has predicted happened. Try again.

>>19418998
You realize we are told to rejoice over this time being near right?

It is the world who should be scared, and God alone is worth fearing.

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>>19418998
>Nuclear war w/North Korea, China & Russia at hand (i.e. WW3)
>Trannies taking over the world
>Degeneracy, in general, out of control
>Literally Sodom and Gomorrah v2.0

It's happening.

>>19419069
>Literally almost every happening /x/ has predicted happened
How come I'm not dead yet?

And I'm not talking about shit like recessions and depression that economists can predict. I'm taking about doomsday scenarios.

>>19419075
No, because it's not near. The bible is a vague piece of shit and anyone who thinks it is 100% factual should rethink their lives.

>>19417992
Not another September thread, how did you know that out of all the paranormal things happening in this world that, i wanted to talk about this topic specifically.

>>19419090
>The bible is a vague piece of shit and anyone who thinks it is 100% factual should rethink their lives.
but where is proofs?

>>19419090
>No, because it's not near. The bible is a vague piece of shit and anyone who thinks it is 100% factual should rethink their lives.
But we were told about the coming of peak degeneracy and all the other even crazier shit coming.

As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man.

>>19419090
Repent before it's too late, brother.

Didn't people predict this was supposed to happen September 23rd, 2015?

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>>19419102
Degeneracy is here. Little children are being corrupted with this filth.

>>19419111
it was a miss calculation give these fuckers a chance they are crying for redemption.

>>19419115
Go read the section of Deuteronomy 28 talking about curses for disobedience, it isn't peak degeneracy till people are eating their own children due to how severe of a famine is happening.

>>19419099
Well for starters it said the universe was created in 6 days and that God made a woman out of a rib.

>>19419102
How can one measure degeneracy? People have always been degenerate ( i.e. people have been gay, fucking animals, etc. since forever).

>>19419104
I was raised Christian, I'm just not a RPer who thinks the bible is fact.

>>19419125
Well, followers of covens practice cannibalism on newborns.

https://youtu.be/KL6wcl9PEbg?t=22m9s

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>>19419125
This is a picture of people eating their own children.
We've already passed that point ... a long time ago

>>19417992
You should donate your house to charity. Specifically to me. Also give me your car if you have one.

>>19418240
>This, whats happening now is a CIA psyop. They are trying to create another cult. Don't fall for it.

>>19417992
nothing, is just a eclipse, nothing more

>>19417992
Isn't Sentient AI redundant?
Also is that just some random person?
Because I really don't want to deal with that whole Deepmind hybrid AI invasion mess again.

Also, it's nothing. Just people tying in the eclipse to religious scripture. Apocalypse prophecies are always bull.

>>19419180
Both the house & car are on their way. Enjoy :^)

>>19419209
Uh, AI isn't sentient. Do you know what sentient even means?

>>19417992
Absolutely nothing, they are just going to make products to sell to believing Christians and make a great profit off it, then hide themselves in greedy lust of what they call shame and flourish through the earnings. Same as what happened in 2012

>>19419085
Just the (((the powers that be))) programming people.

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the fuck is going on with this thing, any computer fags here?

>>19419132
Fucking this.

>>19419196
So CIA does this just for the fuck of it huh.

>>19419225
Obviously I don't.

>>19418240
Its actually the day or hour and thats about the day of the lord not the rapture

>>19419238
Nah man most of the info comes from sources who are not selling anything

52 replies & 28 posters. Who here is same fagging?

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>>19419076

>>19418031
It means Stewie Griffin is going to break the Fourth Wall.

>>19417992
>Should I be selling my house, belongings, etc?
If you're dumb enough to fall for the date memes, yes absolutely, you should sell everything you own and send the money to me.

>>19418271
Just give it away. Money is a limiting function of this three dimensional simulation. When the end comes, cash is not counted towards your score. MTG cards will be converted to credits so load up before the end of days to ensure your place on the leaderboard.

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>>19418252

>>19417992
Nothing's going to happen. Why? Because god isn't real lol. If something did, It would be pure coincidence.

>>19421909
Ohh, God's not real huh? Gee, thanks for that overwhelming evidence.

Guess I'm gonna convert to being blind and retarded too. Thanks!

>>19419238
I knew 0 Christians who subscribed to 2012 doomsday. Why do you tards compare the two?

>>19419132
**dibs badora**

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>>19419326
Autism here.
It literally means nothing, just a bunch of terminal logs.
>./rev121-2.txt
Execute file rev121-2.txt inside current directory. (no sane person would give .txt extension to a script)
>./startpv2.sh
Execute shell file startpv2.sh inside current directory.
>root@albatross010110
username: root
hostname/machine name: albatross010110 (this hostname can be only resolved to ip from inside his LAN)
>fatal error: compilation terminated
Someone hit Ctrl+C while C source code was compiled inside GCC.
>echo #error
Pointless command, it will print empty line. Everything after # is a comment that is ignored by shell.
>reboot
Reboot machine.

It's pile of random garbage.

>>19422352
But what if it's just an output of terminal commands being posted on twitter? What if it's a real AI trying to learn?

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>>19422679
AI is not real baka.
The closest we can get, is to map whole human brain into computer model and throw input into it, like images. We can't just code will or conscious into application, not with current toolset.

>>19422830
>Gaming Classic Starcraft II Is Becoming a DeepMind AI Test Lab

https://www.basicgestalt.com/single-post/2017/08/10/Gaming-Classic-Starcraft-II-Is-Becoming-a-DeepMind-AI-Test-Lab

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/08/10/gaming-classic-starcraft-ii-is-becoming-a-deepmind-ai-test-lab

>>19419213
Noice, Happy Relevationsday

Gosh we should do this every year

>>19421967
Bullshit. I knew at least 50 who believed in it.

>>19423009
>becoming
>test lab
Thanks for proving his point

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>>19424478
The 2012 maya bs appealed to New Ager types as it was based on "mayan" cycles or whatever.
Why would any practicing Christian take it seriously?


Having said that, what's with this 23rd September BS that's being larped all over the internet?

Where does the date even come from?

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>>19423009
It's pseudo-AI, it has no will nor cosciousness. It's just huge dumb algorithm that calculates models based on previous experiences, just like any other current ((AI)). It can't for example type in game chat and try to battle his opponet in psychological warfare, like make him angry and not repeat itself or throw units around the map to fool player. It can't do this, if he is not programmed to do so. This pseudo-AI will only invent most efficient strats in response to player's build. He will beat every single player in this game, thanks to speed and multi-tasking, like attacking from 6 different angles at same time and moving his army perfectly. AI is a buzzword.

>>19424555
The day Jupiter leaves virgo

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>>19418225
Hey, we have the same birthday libro!

>>19424555
Revelation 12, a sign in heaven of the woman with a crown of 12 stars giving birth as the dragon(satan) is waiting to devour.

God's people will be regathered, prepare your heart for the day of the Lord!

>>19418266
Lol so Jesus is just gonna come from the sky and be like "suh fgts"

Or is he going to come/recarnated in the form of someone else?

>>19417992
Sell your soul it is the only way.

>>19418255
Being this literal about a fucking book. Where is anyone going to find a virgin in this day and age. The pictures of Mary look like she is fucking 30, no one except wizards make it to that age with no sex.

>>19425829
I was asking why that specific date.

>>19425906
mary was like 12-13 and josep was like 35

I will tell you this.

On september 23rd the location you'll want to be at is Trump Tower

>>19417992
I'd say wait and hold out until we get the ten crowned seven headed beast, thats when you know everything is going to shit.
most of the rest of this can be explained away, including your whore of babylon.

>>19419326
>it actually put up the actual revelations quote in latin
well thats some serious shit.

if something religious would happen that day, would i be able to get down on my knees and pledge for salvation after being an atheist all my life? is that in any way possible, or am i doomed?
i want to go to heaven if it exists.

>>19428040
You might have to go through tribulation, and possibly be killed for denouncing the coming system.

Don't take the mark, whatever it is, chip, DNA....

>get down on my knees and pledge for salvation

It's not too late yet anon!

>>19428040
Best get right with god now.

>>19428040
ofcourse if you attempt to get salvation and one of 2600 other gods are the right one, you are even worse off.

Money will be worth even less than those physical items. Don't be a dumbass.

>>19428040
I can assure you nothing can help you win the favors of God once you've visited 4chan.

Why did everyone seem to forget about the book that made these theories start on. The book about barron trump?

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Even normies know kek is coming. Took this a few hours ago

>>19417992
>>19428464

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>>19417992
What did they mean by this