>at gf's house
>courage the cowardly dog country
>we do it.
>go outside to smoke ciggeretes
>it's 3 am ish
>across the street farm owner has horses and lots of property
>streetlight on corner
>we see what at first looked like an ugly horse
>damn it must be sick
>realise it not in fence
>it's coming to the corner near the light
>I stand up to get a better look
>ask girlfriend if she sees the thing
>it's 8 ft tall yellow skin arms twice as long as it's legs
>I bob my head a little so I can get a view with some angles
>it does it too but violently
>Nope.gif
>run inside leave girlfriend
>she seen it too ran in as fast as I did.
>mfw she lives less than ten miles from an abandoned air force base.
>I'm in texas
Looked like pic related but fucking huge 8-9 feet tall, half a telephone pole.
>>19417952
It's dat got damn loch ness monsta
>>19417952
It's Just Some random crackhead
Better call M.I.S.T.
>>19417952
You leave your girl outside while you hightail it out of there? Unless she's butch you have some splainin to do.
Well? anything else to this?
>>19417952
stop smoking cigarettes OP, they're disgusting
>>19418331
I bet he gave him treefiddy
Expect it to lurk around for moar
>>19417952
Aww shucks it was lookin for tree-fiddy