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Monsters we dated ITT 2017-08-09 01:32:20 Post No. 19416867
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So I dated a "vampire" once who was fully convinced she could "feel" I had werewolf in me (which I think is total bs but I know she was onto something). I was sixteen and kind of just wanted a gf. She called herself a nympho witch but she was lowkey a succubus. Shit fucked me up so bad, I've actually never dated again since. There was definitely something about her, but I really couldn't trust what she'd say. She was trying to get me on some astral war against the shadow people. I didn't even know what they were then.
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>>19416867
KYS
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>>19416867
this board is worst than /b/ and /r9k/ together
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>>19416867
>be me
>get bored of other boards, decide to check out /x/ again
>see this fucking thread
>remember why I left in the first place
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epic thread OP!! its simply epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>19416867
>Monsters we dated ITT
Some bitch manipulated me for money and then told me to hang myself.
Actual, living women can't be vampires or succubi. It sounds like you just dated a loony, dude.
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holy crap /x/ is making me want to die now
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>>19416965
Now that is spoopy!
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Oh my fucking god, this thread is making me look like I've eaten 1000 lemons.
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>>19416867
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>19416867
>So I dated a "vampire" once who was fully convinced she could "feel" I had werewolf in me
Get her on meds and tell her to stop watching Underworld before bed.
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What the hell? I expected to get my bones rattled. But I see this instead. Don't know why I expected something better. Maybe coming here wasn't a good idea
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HAHA /X/ IS A FUCKING JOKE
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>>19416867
>astral war against the shadow people.
What did she want you to DO against them?
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>>19416867
I wrote a whole novella about my monster "dating" experience. Please buy it on amazon and keep an eye out for my next story, "Bigfoot Goes Bareback". Thank you for your support. With your help I hope to fuck a chupacabra by 2019.
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