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>>19415008
Nothing is ending. Don't worry. What country are you from by the way?

mmm id say less than 1% but not 0%, something like that

>>19415014
sadly from mexico

>>19415008
Nothing is going to happen remember we dont know when its going to end btw everyday a lot of people see their world ending when then die so fuck it.
Mexiwallfag here.

>>19415023
Bro at the same time fuck it!!!

>>19415008
How much chance is there that the stars would bother displaying our expiration date?

>>19415028
los mexicanos estamos unidos, los frijoles corren por nuestras venas

>>19415040
Kek en mexicano

>>19415061
Nosotros los mexicanos somos pequeños y maloliente pero grande en número y gas

>>19415008
Why would the records of such an event lie only in one major religion? This shit would appear in some obvious form in the popol vuh, Gilgamesh's epic, apache stories etc.

>>19415023
Mexico no es un país malo en mi opinión.

I'm going moose hunting on September 23rd. The world can't end.

nothing will happen. what is a trap thread?

>>19415008
i first came on this board in 2013, one year after the supposed 2012 prophecy, they said they made a mistake and it was actually going to end in that year, they said the same in 2014, and 2015, and 2016 and now this year. its like a tradition on this board

>>19415111
You're new to this site, aren't you.
Traps as in passable crossdressers.

>>19415008
no le hagas caso a estas chingaderas estos gueyes se la pasan hablando del fin del mundo cada puto año no te desesperes perez

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Armageddon takes 3.5 years!

Live a fruitful life!

>>19415008
Here's the thing.
Yes there have been lots of false end of the world prophets. But this one has loads of highly and unusually conincidental and significant numbers behind it. If any sign is a real sign, this one is it. Though due to the way the timing works out we will either know right away or not for 3.5 years. Then again maybe not even for 7 years if the second eclipse plays a role in all this.

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i think the last "false" happenings were made public to make people tired when the real happening is coming

like "oh i already saw 3 world is ending events" and nothing happened this time it will be the same...

>>19416294
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events
False happenings are literally nothing new.

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>>19415398
No that's just a battle the story keeps going into the eons.

But yeah 3 years after Sept 23 when be scary.

>>19416294
Hmm good point and makes sense seeing how we are a santaic death cult. My eyes open wider every day.

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>>19416333
checked

im not celebrating death or violence

i hate this world and its state

its corruped, lost and everything you know is doomed to fall here

there are 2 deaths

the death when you leave your body (body dies / avatar dead of the material world)

and the second death after Last judgment (your true self)

the first death isnt a big deal but fear the second death if you arent saved in christ

Just a daily reminder that prayer and actually reading the gospel is needed to get into heaven when the end comes also don't be making shit up false prophets will be punished by God go to reconciliation and pray

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>>19416348
eternal life is a gift through gods grace

doesnt matter how much you went into church or prayed its about faith and accepting him as your saviour in your heart

you can larp so hard as you can in the end your heart matters and only god and you knows it

>>19416347
LOL religion dude wake up you are part of the death cult like it or not. All religions are based off of astrology. They are lies. Astrology is real we are all one their is not final judgment.

And being in fear will keep you locked on earth.

>>19416348
Again religion is bs and created from astrology because they know astrology rules man kind. Never heard the term it's a full moon the ER is going to busy tonight.

Astrology and the zodiac are the TRUTH.

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>>19416362
im not in fear

lights in the sky were made for signs and seasons god tells us

>>19416368
Brain washed bible baby. Enjoy it.

>>19415067
>Why wouldn't one religion be the right one.

But even The Bible says no one knows the end date but God.

>>19416368
no, it was not but i can understand the misunderstanding.
>>19416623
true god is a character, he loves to build suspense.

this board is a joke, dont believe its lies

>>19415008
Venus, Mars and Mercury aren't stars you homo.

>>19415008
/x/ has predicted the end of the world many times and has never once been right. The most recent one was July 7th and when that didn't happen they moved the goalpost yet again. Why do you continue to believe?

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I live every day like there's only tomorrow and no past. I try to be the best I can be every day of my life. Love everything created.

I will tell you this.

On september 23rd the location you'll want to be at is the Trump Tower

>>19417175
why?

>>19415008
Relax man you still have some years. This isn't the end of the world it's a sign that the years of tribulation are upon us. The world isn't going to end in a firey explosion it's more like tirning down a long curved road.

>>19417175
>On september 23rd the location you'll want to be at is the Trump Tower

nah, I want to be right here because september 23rd will become the official "everyone laughs at /x/" day

>>19417524
Best post.

I've lost count of how many apocalypse prophecies I've lived through. Once again, it's going to be fucking nothing.

Prove me wrong faggots. What makes this one different?

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>>19415008

>>19417544
b-but meh September threads, we are gonna get it right one of these years. I can not wait to eat my September cake for doomsday surely this is the year.

>>19415023
So live like there is no tomorrow and kill as many cartel shits as you can

>>19417191
flood

>>19415008
Trap threads? What the fuck