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Spoopy alien thread

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Post your spookiest alien stuff, pictures, videos, or greentests.

Nothing spooks me more than aliens. Not because they're "more plausible" than ghosts or whatever, but just because they're so fucking unnverving.
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The whole Hopkinsville Goblin story is pretty spooks
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>>19412698
Agreed. Probably the most legit encounter story I've read about.
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>>19412735
rip thread
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>>19412740
I'm not privy. What this?
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Bump.
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>>19412764
are you retarded
this is our ET bro from Arizona
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>>19412740
>>19412764
>>19413509
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>>19413509
Never heard of him.
I've gone a couple months not being on /x.
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>>19413509
yeah but thats obviously phantom menace tier cgi...
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Ayy
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I like spooky
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>>19412660
my literal words when i saw this communion alien portrait

>"shit fuck damnit"

i fucking hate aliens. nothing is spoopier than the grays. and this particular depiction of them is the kind of shit people kill themselves/go insane over

think of that motherfucker staring at you while you sleep
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>>19415467
I would reply and contribute but I'm getting ready for bed and I don't want to get too spooped.
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https://streamable.com/7o3ib
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>>19415511
fuck you nigga if i ever see that thing anywhere. i wouldnt be surprised if those things were the demons that were talked about in the bible. they sure look sinister enough
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>>19415541
Yes we've had that thread.
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UFOs too?
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>>19415915
Sure, I guess. As long as there are spoopy aliens in them.
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Aliens... spooky

Ha!!
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>>19415915
sucks when your ufo will not start
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>>19416010
Do you think ayys ever need to stop at Intergalatic Autozone because their UFOs have broken down on the way back from snatching up cows and people with tight buttholes?
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>>19412735
That image is fucking fake as hell. I'll upload the original later so you fags will shut the fuck up.
And no, this isn't a troll post.
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>>19418962
Yeah yeah, something about a cursed, yada yada.
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>>19418962

do it faggot
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>>19418962
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>19412660
infinite chance of planets in an ever expanding universe, there has to be aliens. However i like to think any human could curb stop any puny bitch ass weak alien. I hate space niggers
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>>19412698
>>19412726
It was a bunch of drunken hicks shooting at owls.... this is obvious.
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>>19412660
> just because they're so fucking unnverving.

how are they more unnerving than a demon or ghost dude?
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>>19421006
>demon
Well they are demons. But to answer your question, it's their eyes, their face, their cold, emotionless manner of doing things, not to mention their penchant for coming into your room at night.
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>>19421207
Yes. Greys are just demons larping. They used to larp as elves and gnomes and whatnot but it’s out of fashion now
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What do you all think of the Stan Romanek Story on Netflix? I really liked it and got fucking spooped hard by that shit and couldn't sleep that night
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>>19421219
I don't have Netflix but I'm staying with somebody that does. I'm going to have the house to myself a little pretty soon. Guess I know what I'm doing.
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>>19421271
It's an extremely interesting documentary and by the end of it I was convinced of everything that was said. I believe the guy has a compiled list of almost 200 pieces of evidence of all types from 2001 to 2010. UFO sightings, close contact, phone calls, abductions everything.
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>>19412660
All is one!
>www.lawofone.info/results.php?s=8#15
Was the landing at Pascagoula in 1973 when Charlie Hickson was taken [on board] this type of landing?
I am Ra. The landing of which you speak was what you would call an anomaly. It was neither the Orion influence nor our peoples in thought-form, but rather a planetary entity of your own vibration which came through quarantine in all innocence in a random landing.
8.16: What did they do to Charlie Hickson when they took him on board?
I am Ra. They used his mind/body/spirit complex’s life experience, concentrating upon the experience of the complexes of what you call war.
8.17 How did they use them?
I am Ra. The use of experience is to learn. Consider a race who watches a movie. It experiences a story and identifies with the feelings, perceptions, and experiences of the hero.
8.18 Was Charlie Hickson originally of the same social memory complex as the ones who picked him up?
I am Ra. This entity of vibratory sound complex did not have a connection with those who used him.
8.19: Did those who used him use his war experiences to learn more of the Law of One?
I am Ra. This is correct.
8.20 Were the entities that picked him— can you describe… is that the normal configuration of these entities? They [inaudible] rather unusual.
I am Ra. The configuration of their beings is their normal configuration. The unusualness is not remarkable. We ourselves, when we chose a mission among your peoples, needed to study your peoples for had we arrived in no other form than our own, we would have been perceived as light.
8.21:Well, what density did the entities who picked up Charlie Hickson come from? What was their density?
I am Ra. The entities in whom you show such interest are third-density beings of a fairly high order. We should express the understanding to you that these entities would not have used the mind/body/spirit complex, Charlie, except for the resolve of this entity before incarnation to be of service.
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>>19419678
>>19419693
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>>19421544
Just saw this in the other thread and I'm immensely disappointed.
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>>19421648

it's not the real one, this got posted many times already...
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>>19421676
So I see.
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>>19421698
Looks like the cover to some obscure PC fps from the 90s
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>>19412660
>>19412698
>>19412735
>>19412740
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>>19422445
Yes, and?
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>>19412660
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=poUb2mMEdB8

>>19421296
:/
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>>19421219
Movie was super atmospheric, but I was skeptical since the start. Lot of that stuff is too good to be true. Only thing that seemed legit was the orb stuff, other things like the alien caught on video seems too good to be true. Also grey selfies lmao
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http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1502245958801.webm
holy shit guys ive been waiting to post this
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>>19422670
You've been spamming this old video all over.
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>>19422612
Nopenopenopenope
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>>19416010
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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>>19415915
Is this a known hoax...? I've never seen a UFO video that's this clear and looks this legit
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>>19412660
If you're cold they're cold, let them inside.
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>>19424033
nah it's real.
The design actually matches a well documented sighting over a chinese airport. There are some nice closeups too.
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>>19425040
Here she is in Mongolia
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Does anyone else remember that supposed UFO crash in canada some time back in 2015
I remember there was a picture of military 7tons lined up to block the view of whatever it was.
That whole thing blew over real fuckin' fast.
http://www.creepybasement.com/canadian-ufo/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxCrVbfdu7I
>pic related
>>19422612
stan romanek is a known liar
that doc is on netflix right now, its mildly interesting.
The man himself is was found guilty of felony possession of child pornography and not guilty of distribution of it.
His sentence hearing is in october iirc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2xXu8_2Exo


Not sure if it's real tho but interesting anyways
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>>19425040
>>19425043
never saw these before. Is that something being projected from the ground, up onto the clouds? The first video reminded me of slenderman, cloverfield, and other horror movies that were advertised virally
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>>19425290
>Not sure if it's real tho
IM DEAD
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>>19425098
ye
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>>19425098
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>>19412764
https://youtu.be/nq1TUNcCKGs
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>>19412698
this thing looks like it is physically impossible to even STAND....it would fall on its face with body proportions like these...or am I wrong?!
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>>19415915
have any more infos on this? Maybe even proofs this is real? Looks pretty darn legit tho!
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>>19421207
>it's their eyes their cold, emotionless manner of doing things,
so just the same just as any business man?! You also scared of them? kek
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>>19425043
>.19415915
Lool like very similar... an evidence?
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>>19412698
>>19426049
I was just listening to the Astonishing Legend's episode on it (thanks to the anon who mentioned that show) and during their beginning description it struck me how scary of a movie that incident would make. Always has been one of the creepiest and most legit encounters.
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>>19426194
Hi Joaquín.
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>>19426194
Signs. A twist movie that was out around the same time as clone wars.
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>>19418962
I was actually here. Kek.
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>>19426251
As exciting as summer is.
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>>19412660
is this book any good? That alien is the cover of a book i bought. Will it scare me? I am kinda affraid of aliums
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>>19426397
The author is full of shit and a known bullshitter (by the way, he also wrote Wolfen).

As far as spoops, I don't remember if I ever read it cover-to-cover, but I picked it up anew last year and read the beginning few chapters. It's moderately creepy, but my bullshit meter went off so much that it pissed me off.

Also both the book and the movie do happen to contain one of the freakiest brief moments of alien spoopery. I do remember that moment from when I first read through it.
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>>19426429
fuck so I will be affraid at night...
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>>19426449
Most likely, yes.
That's when they usually come.
Sleep tight.
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>>19426011
Thanks, I'm already caught up before you posted this. And I'm also was not inclined to believe it.
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>>19412698
>>19421207
>>19421439
>>19426457
I love how every "real aliens" photos always depict anthropomorphic creatures. As if aliens that come from distant galaxies just all happen to have two eyes or two legs and arms. You people are just gullible as hell and should all be ashamed of it.
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>>19426749
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convergent_evolution
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>>19412698
FUCKING HUMANS GET OUT OF MY PLANET
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>19426759
>In morphology, analogous traits arise when different species live in similar ways and/or a similar environment, and so face the same environmental factors
>Aliens that come from distant galaxies
>Implying they live in an environment similar to ours
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>>19426794
>impling you know the conditions for life
>impling the humanoid form isn't the more logical most of the time
>impling implications
>impling implications of implications
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>>19412660
Omg look at this hurt doggo.
1 Like = 1 Bork
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>>19415915
Source? Wtf is that
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>>19423365
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>>19427300
Get the fuck out of my thread or you'll be dragging yourself along the ground just like that doggo.
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>>19426194
WAIT
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>>19427312
K u got me
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>>19427320
GET THE FUCK OOOOOOOUT!
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>>19426771
chill out dude

You ever been stuck in traffic?
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>>19427391
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>>19427391
>>19427391
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Sorry, late to the thread. This is THE image from that day on /pol/ or whatever. No need to thank me.
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>>19427748
He's spreading fake pictures to obsure the TRUTH!!
WHO HIRED YOU>?
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>mfw /x/ often acts as if gov agents or even MiB are watching this board
>99,99% of the posts kindergarten birdshit
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Am i the only onenhere that thinks aliens actually look cool and want to [spoiler] fuck one
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>>19429066
They have no gender if you still couldnt figure it out
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>>19429092
Every holes a goal, anon
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>>19427274
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>>19429827
that's just G.bush real face everyone now he is reptilian
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>>19412698
obvious inspiration for the movie signs
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>>19426083
Those huge, almond-shaped black eyes and child-like body proportions make them very unnerving. Also, apparently they use telepathy to communicate, so they have no need for translators. Very nifty ability, but I can't imagine what is the physical/biochemical basis of that type of communication.
We can speak to them telepathically as well, so somehow, they act as biological receivers and transmitters, enabling us to do the same thing as them, without being able to do so normally.
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>>19412764
There was allegedly a picture of an alien posted on 4chan a while back that made the whole website crash or something. Now people keep making fakes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t6ypTrzEMQ
Do you guys think this is real? Imo it's the only real footage of a Grey, and if it's fake then it's the best one out there.
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>>19430159
Already posted. And no, it's fake as fuck.
Do you really think the big revelatory footage is going to be on a cheesy Fox TV show? And that the government wouldn't have been able to stop it?

I will say, at least '90s television is better than current television. Everything is reality shows now.
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>>19430167
Is there proof of it being fake?
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>>19430170
The footage itself is the proof against it.
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>>19430178
>no
Ok, thanks anyways.
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>>19430159
Its a puppet

Be cool if it wasnt but its not.

The ones that visit me every 10 years or so, would if they had vocal cords, laugh at this shit

The ones ive delt with always come in 3's with one larger then the other two who are same size and really small. Like 3.5ft tall and the larger closer to 5ft.
The big one stands right next to you with its face right in your face about 2 inches away while the two smaller ones fiddle around basically crouching near your feet or calf area of your legs doing whatever it is they do in my case sticking a long ass luminescent looking needle about 10 inches long with a taper of like a half inch at the handle down to a laser sharp point again 10 or so inches out from its hand. Always sticks me 3 or 4 times with it in various places inner thigh and into my hip. Also bad as i hate to even say it because retards my balls. The other little one never seems to do anything other than being there. But yea they drop by once in a while and have since i was a little kid. The big one gets in your head, you cant move, you cant speak, all you can do is think and blink. For some reason after the first couple visits once i was in my 20s i would have a moment there were i wanted to know why and what was its intensions. so weird as it sounds laying there i once said in my mind kiss me. it didnt it but i was flushed with this warm feeling of peace. they did their shit, the needle in the hip hurt worse than anything they ever did an only the one time i ever felt pain persistent after they left due to it. the two smallers hop off and walk to the center of whatever area im in, the larger stands upright out of my face goes to them and then i see nothing just blackness for a second then im free and they are gone.
They really do look exactly like pic related.

dont belive me, i dont care. just saying for the sake of saying.
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>>19426049
You're acting as if a being such as this abides by Earth's Rules. Depending on where it came from, the head could be the Lightest part of the body, We'll never know.
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>>19430748
Also don't forget that they float.
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>>19430748
>We'll never know.

Speak for yourself. I know its fake.
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>>19430714
The best theory for the greys that I have heard yet is that they are organic "robots" being controlled remotely by other beings, does this sound plausible to you?
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>>19430779
It dont sound impossible so i guess
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I think I may have met some aliens that looked sort of like people
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im happy to answer questions about them
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>>19430810
do tell buddy
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>>19430779
agreed
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>>19426194
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>>19430714

I had once experience like that. They came in threesIke you described, one tall one a day two little ones. I've had sleep paralysis my whole life, and only the one time do I remember anything like that.

I felt a presence of pure evil. Like I don't know how to describe, I just felt this incredible dread eminating from them. They weren't standing over me or interacting with me directly, but they were in my room and looking for something. I could sense that they were looking for something.

Of course, I was half asleep and at the same time felt that there were hundreds of stuffed animals in the bed with me hiding from them and that I was "protecting" them from the Three, so take that as you will.
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>>19416003
fucking love that show
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>>19415467
The image of greys has been forever ruined to me by this one podcast I listened to. I just laugh when I see them because I imagine them acting like deft retards.
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>>19431449
its never while im trying to fall asleep or anything. i just get hit with this, i wanna sit down and prop my feet up. when i was a kid i guess it was closer to what you describe. but as i got older id just get the urge to kick back on something, couch recliner bed, throw my feet out and in seconds i realize i cant move and i know whats up. no feeling of dread, i made peace with it and always more curious to their intent than anything. their story. probably odd in a way because i have no fear of death since its just an experience billions before me have already had so being no different from them im cool with. more than anything ive gotten pissed off about the whole thing. the lack of freewill somewhat tells you all you need to know. if they just asked me i would have let them do whatever they wanted. but was never given a choice so im a little salty and had i ever the opportunity to get hold of one i would snap them skinny ass arms so fast it wouldnt know what the hell happened.
i consider myself a reasonable person. i never talk about it to real world people. that would be fucking stupid. but i will forever have that anger that i wasnt asked when had they i would have agreed and thanked them for the choice.

fuck the greys
oh and im fairly sure those black eyes are not really black but like a futuristic pair of oakleys or something. not really oakley but you get what im saying. like lenses that fit over the eye in the eye socket. since most of my experiences were still sunup ive had a good bit of time starring into them and there are eyes behind them.
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>>19431449
oh and thanks for sharing
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somebody posted the real alien pic here... it's gone i just seen the "404 file not exist" above pictures
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im set to auto update and didnt see it but ill bite.
whats it look like?
ive heard people talk about this for a month on /pol/ and never personally seen it.
id never surfed /x/ till someone was calling out /x/ for larping on pol threads about aliens and thought what the hell ill see whats up

ive noticed alot of roll players tho i can tell you that
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Saw this one in my backyard, spooked me
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>>19430779
they're probably tailored to perform best on whatever planet they're designed to work on, taking inspiration from the local fauna.

another alternative is that they've spliced in human/earth DNA into a blank slate worker drone, but that raises questions about compatibility and alien genetics and independent formation of life
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>>19426749
Well then there is report of geometrically shaped aliens abducting a man so I guess you can read up on that one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbo30TIgbsk
Here's some footage from Quebec in 1992 that has never been fully explained or debunked.
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>>19426749
>guise guise i know all about what aliens would look like guise
>well okay no i don't but i know what they DON'T look like guise pls believe me guise pls subscribe
kys
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>>19429827
isnt this the real one? but its still up[?
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>>19429046

t. CIA or VARIOUS "ALIENS"
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>>19415541
>https://streamable.com/7o3ib
>>19415569
Source on this?
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>>19421296
Which film is this from?

I remember an unsettling scene with aliens that look like these.
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>>19432322
Probably Fire in the Sky.
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>>19432345
Nevermind, found it.
Movie is communion, scared the FUCK out of me as a kid.

https://youtu.be/FlvQArvcW14?t=24

Still unsettling and needs a rewatch.
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>>19430714
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GQToaAqPMvY Have you seen this footage? This looks the most realistic to me, especially the part where there are a few of them walking together.
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>>19426212
tf are you?
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>>19432372
https://youtu.be/2HSBmSmykBc
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My girlfriend and I got abducted by aliens once.


>be me last March
>eating gf's ass
>blue light floods the room
>we begin levitating in the air with our futon (we're broke)
>we float out the window and go up in the air
>I'm eating ass in zero gravity
>she begins panicking but im really good at ass eating
>she submits down as I go deeper in her butt with my tongue
>we raise higher in the air
>the higher we raise the deeper my tongue extends downward
>my whole head begins going into her anus
>she's screaming, she must love it
>pull my face out of her butt cheeks slightly to look around with tongue still in anus
>we're inside of an alien ship
>I begin eating her ass again to say I ate ass in a UFO
>get probed by aliens while I'm eating ass
>she gets her MMF threesome wish
>they can't probe her ass because they think we're attached mouth to anus I'm not taking my tongue out for nothing, this ass is mine
>she farts a really wet one because I've been tonguing it
>I gag
>moves my tongue out
>they probe her
>I pull an anakin skywalker and slaughter 20 small alien people, that's my ass
>me and my girl both cum from the alien murders
>get beamed down to our rooms bed still intact
>eating ass the whole way down
>blue lights suddenly turn off
>gf gives me a wink and a finger gun as I start tonguing again
>see UFO disappear out of the corner of my eye

All in all, an ok time. NOT BAD... NOT BAD...
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>>19431994
One thing I've always thought to explain humanoid aliens was that the human form is maybe just one of the best shapes for intelligent life. Like things that get as smart as we are just trend towards our shape. I dont quite know how to explain it.
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>>19427305
Don't you know a weather balloon when you see one?
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It has to be 100% certain that there is aliens but it doesn't mean they'll be the way we think they might be. It's possible humans can be the ayys in the future while other ayys are still primitive but probably not. what are the chances we'll be the first to unlock ftl travel? If it's even possible. If it's not possible, we'll probably just be sitting on our own respective rocks and never meet each other... If it is, whoever knows about it has to be so technologically advanced that they'd make sure we'd never see them if they didn't want to. If we use robots, who's to say they can't use robots? They wouldn't need to step foot on our planet. Maybe there's other forms of life we aren't even familiar with or might have trouble comprehending.
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>>19412660
the spookiest thing about aliens is how they abduct you

Imagine lying in your bed at night, struggling to fall asleep. Its a night so quiet that its almost unnerving, so of course you cant sleep. And when you look out in to your almost pitch black room, annoyed that you cant sleep, you see the faint image of something thats not human slipping into your room without a single sound. Something about it just seems off, and it terrifies you more then anything should in that moment- so you hide under your covers and pretend to be asleep before it can clearly see you. You know it has to see you now, and you try as hard as you can to stay still even though your heart wont stop pounding. You cant hear a single thing but your heart beating, until you can hear the tiniest sound right next to the head of your bed. You cant see it but you can feel it just standing there, staring at you. You can move a tiny bit under your blanket, but you're so afraid that the second it sees you everything will be over. But you moved a tiny bit and its still standing there staring at you, you know it is. You try peeking out just a tiny tiny bit through a small opening in your blanket and you can see its still right there. The second you do you lose consciousness. The next thing you remember the light in the room has changed, lit up by moonlight. In that moment you dont even remember what happened before. Your mind is clear and you feel drawn to the window, staring into the night. And from that black-blue night you see a faint outline, and then you realize that theres a ufo right there that was hiding in your vision. It takes off into the distance, curves up, and disappears.

You'll forget the ufo you saw for a couple years, and youll forget the thing that entered your room for another year or two after that.

It still sounds insane even to me, but I'll never forget the alien that snuck into my room in the dead of night without a sound, and Ill never forget the feeling of it watching
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>>19429066
Not alone anon
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>>19412660
Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!
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>>19433016

I like how the most believable part of your story is that you were abducted by aliens.
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>>19433490
I'm staying at my parents' house and sleeping in the couch since my room isn't my room anymore.
>high vaulted ceiling w triangular windows
>french doors
>pitch-black windows everywhere
>can't stop imagining an alien face appearing out of the darkness
>tfw one does
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>>19434393
Wrong thread?
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>>19434443
no, fool
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>>19434504
Forgive me, then. I don't know FF.
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Here's a pic of an ayy lmao that came to earth with a group of other ayy's from his planet. He created a "perfect life form", seduced two innocent humans, killed a delivery boy and served him as dinner to his guests, turned people and an ayy into stone, returned them to normal an temporarily controlled there brains. Luckily two of the other ayy's mutinied and killed him and his "creation" before returning to their moonlit planet. Who knows what kind of horrors could have been unleashed if this intergalactic "scientist" were still alive.
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>>19434547
And then people say this is a pro-(((LGBT))) movie. It's 100% anti-degeneration, even the creator hates trannies.
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>>19412660
why be scared of aliens i want to fuck them
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>>19433088
I have heard before that the general consensus is for highly intelligent/advanced beings to have eventually transcended the need for a physical body. Which theoretically makes sense, you eliminate the need for food, water, sleep, the propensity for injuries, etc. But nobody knows how the fuck that would work because obviously it's just theoretical and there's nothing known that has done that. Personally I think it sounds like it would suck ass.
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>>19432393
This is really cool. I edited out the bullshit and just kept the footage whatever that is.
It looks more child like than what ive seen. Hands are fairly close. The nose sticks out as different than anything ive personally seen.
Cool video any way you slice it.
tks
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>>19412660
Today I will remind them. Aliens are interdimensional beings also known as fallen angels and demons.
The Omega Conspiracy Dr. I D E Thomas
http://www.scribd.com/doc/112899052/The-Omega-Conspiracy-Dr-I-D-E-Thomas

The Alien Agenda and the NWO
http://youtu.be/X2ZvE40HilE

I.D.E. Thomas: The First To Expose The "Alien" Strong Delusion
http://youtu.be/H1_BmEJ39DM

Jacques Vallee - Messengers of Deception
http://www.scribd.com/doc/33478326/Jacques-Vallee-Messengers-of-Deception

David Jacobs - The Threat
http://cdn.preterhuman.net/texts/alien.ufo/Jacobs,%20David%20-%20The%20Threat.pdf

Fallen Angels, Yoga & Hinduism, New Age, New World Satanic Order
http://youtu.be/K97yB1-4Ers

Jacques Vallee - Passport to Magonia
https://www.scribd.com/doc/96346027/Jacques-Vallee-Passport-to-Magonia

ShapeShifting UFOs & Flying Humanoids Are EVERYWHERE! (2017)
https://youtu.be/mFwwWjEbG9o

Fallen Watchers - An Exegetical Analysis On The Correlations Between
Biblical Demonology And Contemporary Ufology
http://www.ryanmcginty.com/fallen/
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>>19431518
https://youtu.be/pukbzCC3cfQ?t=623
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>>19435789
Confirmed fake
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>>19435672
Get this retarded shit out of here and go back to your succubus and tulpa threads you RPing faggot bastard.
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>>19435789
very fake
my guess is you were poking fun
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>>19435904
t. angry demon "alien"
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>>19435951
You are the reason this board is shit you pathetic teenager
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMdaS3pRrfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqS3WQEQg9M
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>>19435994
u mad bro?
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>>19436365
kill yourself redditor.
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>>19422612
>>19422792
Alright lads, I'm about to watch this and I'm in the house alone. How apooped am I going to be?
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>>19437678
You could say your sense of safety is going to be...


Abducted
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>>19437724
I'm feeling better now that I got to the fake-looking CG alien in the window that I remember seeing on YouTube years ago.
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>>19422612
I watched this shit alone right after midnight. Thank god I live at a place where the sun goes up at 2am in the summer. The kitchen scene and the convention girl are the spoopiest parts.
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>>19431571
>Automatically afraid of Turkish people without getting to know them.
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>>19438277
You're kidding, right? I was expecting spoops, and for the first twenty minutes I was getting chills because aliens creep me out, but once I saw how fucking fake it was it pissed me off.
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>>19435904
Why are you railing on him? He's correct. Jacques Vallee is the most woke author who's written on the subject.
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Oh fuck yeah. This is the exact kind of thread I wanna be in.

I desperately wish for an alien encounter. Do aliens harass people in Montana at all?
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>>19422612
I really wished you guys didn't hype this up. I'm stoned and trying to go to bed but I have to finish this trailer first.
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>>19438926
Wow that was lame guys. That footage had the worst actor. Ruined the entire thing
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>>19425098
I think I remember news about Canada and UFOs in 2015. It sounds really familiar.
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>>19438891
All that open land, I guar-an-tee it.
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>>19412698
My buddies mom was a girl when this happened she gets all sorts of serious about it
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>>19412660
>Spoopy
This term fills me with rage and disgust.
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>>19415915
the way the little light rotates around the big one screams fake to me. it's something a human would think looked neat and alien, see the china pyramid/diamond ufo video
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>>19422612
how come all the aliens look like they have different eyes
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>>19439314
It fills me with amusement and chases away the fear.
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>>19438613
Keep your RP shit out of here.
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>>19439714
Do you even know what the fuck you're talking about?
Vallee is a researcher from the '60s who made some landmark theories, which influenced John Keel, who wrote The Mothman Prophecies and half a dozen other paranormal books. You fucking moron.
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>>19439741
>it's old therefore it's not RP
Shut the fuck up and take off your tinfoil hate you fucktwat retard teenager.
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>>19439768
Have you even ever read anything by Vallee, Fort, or Keel? No? Then fuck off.
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>>19439773
>oh yeah well i've read this stuff so it's TOTALLY NOT A CONSPIRACY OR RP NOPE
Is the big bad gubmint gonna come get you, kid? Are they spying on you with radio waves through your fillings?
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>>19439782
They don't talk about government conspiracies at all, just hypotheses on observable phenomenon. Why don't you know what you're shitting on before you shit on it?
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>>19439788
Everything unexplained that happens in the sky is alium amirite
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>>19439790
It's funny you say that, because the authors referenced don't believe that UFOs or abduction claims are due to aliens.
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>>19439792
so they're demonic interdimensional beings known as fallen angels or demons
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>>19439794
Wrong again.
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>>19439796
Are you offering me your concession?
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>>19439810
Well you're obviously not going to read any of these books, but basically, the idea is that UFO phenomenon, as well as ayy lmaos and monsters in general, are an undeniable phenomenon, and whole a percentage are mass hysteria, mis-identification, or hoaxes, there is a consistent prevelance of it throughout time, and even consistencies between evenets separated by time and distance.

The hypothesis is that the phenomenon is a natural part of our planet, as real as the ozone layer around the earth, and that it may or may not be of intelligent origin.
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>>19422612
>See grey on balcony
>just keep filming and saying "oh, my god! I can't believe it!"
Is this the best /x/ has to offer? fuck outta here.
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>>19439881
This movie is a piece of shit and the man it's about is a hack like Streiber. Really dissapointed that this documentary was repeatedly recommended.
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>>19439881
>>19439890
/x/ has shit taste in "horror" films, it's nothing new. Ask for recommendations and you'll either get crap like that or overrated normie garbage like the Badonkadook
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is this real or not?
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>>19440040
yes
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>>19440040
please delete this
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>>19440044
Make me.
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>>19440041
How do you know?
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>>19440081
I took it
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>>19440087
where? when? and prove it.
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>>19436644
It must be too scary for you. It will be for millions of people when they show up and start killing and eating everyone who board their ships.
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>>19440040
fuk ur dum
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The Amoco alien is my favourite.

Too bad it was just a puppet. A really realistic one.


Maybe
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>>19412764
sex on the beach
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Yo. I was trudging through a leaks and found this. Tell me I'm not a tinfoil hatter. They didn't put bullshit in the leaks did they?

https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/1802
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>>19440669
Someone went into autismic detail on this

This is beyond high ass budget movie prop quality.

>that tympanic membrane
>the texturing of the skin on the neck
>actual facial structure

This is the only picture of an alien that makes me wonder.
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>>19440822
it's not real you tinfoil hat apologist
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>>19440919
No shit, I'm saying whoever made it did a brilliant job.
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>>19440927
don't respond to me ever again
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>>19440974
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>>19441001
you MOTHER FUCKER
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>>19441016
I've got all day nigguh.
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>>19441026
fight me whore
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>>19433490
in that situation i would attack him
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>>19439881
This made me laugh way too much, /x/ is shit.
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>>19440040
That's the alien from the new Xfiles season, before CG effects, photoshopped in front of a tree. Season 10, episode 1.
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>>19421207
>File name is maxresdefault
Spotting a youtube hoax 101
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>>19429827
Somebody please post the original or tell me which one it is so I can stop wondering
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GAY BAR, GAY BAR,
GAY BAR!
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>>19422612
Hahaha
>stan romanek
Fuck outta here kid
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>>19422612
who the fuck is scared by this? the audio sounds like really bad acting, its embarrassing to watch this nonsense
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>>19441780
There's an interview with this guy where they're connected through skype
He then keeps flipping little things like pen etc in the air. Of course slow webcam FPS....pen drops on his head
>looks surprised
>says
>some strange things happening again...
>acts as if he wants give an interview but aliens disturb him
I laughed my ass off to this clown
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>>19441809
>>19441780
>>19441744
>>19422612
>Being scared by this...

https://youtu.be/rUBNrl-nJD4
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>>19441831
AHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>19427305
It's obviously swamp gas. Stop asking questions.
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>>19426194
>>19427314
>>19431398
>>19431398
This is a spoopy alien thread, not a spoopy demon thread.
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>>19443935
You've already shilled in this thread. Stop at once.
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i have some crazy good black and white up close photos of a ufo in a hangar on my ipad, ive reverse image searched all of them and still havent found a source they are rare as hell..i found them in 2001 while randomly browsing the internet..ive managed to save them since then trying to find out what the fuck the deal is. its pretty large, black and white, inside a hangar, people are all wearing like hazmat/radiation suits..its about 6-8 photos pretty clear. You can tell its a large disc shaped aircraft. Theres no wings, nothing makes it look like it could be mistaken for anything other then a UFO
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>>19444052
Post the pics?
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>>19425098
the real canadian alien story is about the snowmobilers who came across a dead alien corpse buried in the snow..its pretty low key, but theres a youtube video where the guy goes over the whole anatomy of the aliens body comparing it to a human..its basically the canadian roswell yet nowhere as near as known. If it was faked the amount of time and detail they went through to create a dead alien body is unreal. The tendens, muscles, bones, its really fucking crazy.
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>>19430714
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seems like theyre doing something with bone marrow, interesting..usually they remove you from your room.

i had a friend in highschool whos mom would get taken about 3-4 times a year and when this happened the whole family would be knocked out somehow. It's like being put in a deep sleep. Her mom used to wake up outside in a field next to their house. The father tried everything from double locking windows and doors, having weapons, trying to stay up, recordings etc The problem is you dont know when they will come, its completely random. shes been taken twice in a week then not again for years. Recordings will either show up as static or the batteries will just die out. Theyve overloaded all the circuits in the house many times. They either float her right out of the bedroom or somehow make her walk outside..then she gets in the ship and then reappears hours later. Moving didn't work. They live a couple towns away from where betty and barney hill were abducted and many people in the town know about it but its not really talked about outside their family. most people think theyre just wackjobs but theyre a normal ass family except the moms just been fucked with by greys for her entire life
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>>19440040
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>>19444052
LARP
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>>19441379
I honestly dont believe there ever was one. Like one person said it happened and a bunch of people started propagating it until now its looked upon as having actually happened.
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>>19444086
thank you for the story. sounds like they have it alot worse than I did. i should be thankful
oh and for over two weeks after i got stuck in the hip with the really big needle it hurt bad when walking.
hard to get out of your head what happened when the pain never stopped from the time you were stuck to a couple weeks later while you heal.
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>>19422612
>>19437678
>>19439881
>>19439890
>>19439893
>>19441744
>>19441780
>>19441809
>>19441831
Yeah, so since The Stan Rom-hack-anek Story was a massive disappointment, I was thinking of watching Communion next. The whole thing is on Daily Motion. But... should I? I know it's got a reputation for being creepy, but I heard it's pretty shitty otherwise, and I could spend my time better on other things.
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>>19444052
Have you posted them here before? Please post them.
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Why are aliens always portrayed as hairless/furless? I just noticed this.
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Nyone spare piece of junk?
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>>19444579
Because highly-evolved beings have no need for fur. Just look at us.
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>>19444591
but we have hair though
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>>19444594
Not much, however. And I can guarantee you alium pussie is bald.
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Hair is debuffed fur
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aliens dont real, the only almost real ones have lived here since the beginning, the rest is hallucination
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>>19444661
That is a terrifying alien, contain it.
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This is the only alien photo I've never seen anyone debunk.
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>>19444724
That one looks pretty good
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>>19444594
He did say, "highly-evolved."
If we are highly evolved we sure as hell dont act like it.
Have a look around.
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>>19444573
He has nothing to post. Im sure the government stole his ipad or some shit if he comes back.
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>>19421207
Religious people always call anything they don't understand as evil or demons. They have a long history of doing this because they don't believe in education or learning. They're scared.
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>>19444724
it's fake
there you go
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>>19444755
How can you tell?
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>>19444724
Looks shooped.
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>>19444748
I'm with you. I use the term "demons" loosely. Christians only call the malignant entities "demons," but demons, angels, and the strange visitors somewhere in between are all the same basic type of entity.

That's what I've come to ascertain, anyway. No roleplaying.
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>>19444748
The thought of a universe filled with life and the fear of the unknown seems to stifle that sort of thinking for many people.
Ego also plays into this. "Beings who are higher on the intelligence spectrum than I? IMPOSSIBLE"
When you make peace with the reality of sheer vastness of the universe you begin to realize without doubt that there is life beyond earth and in that mix higher forms of it. Then you realize even tho we have not developed the technology to travel the great distances between star systems it does not mean that technology is impossible.
When you think rationally about life in the universe it would be far more unlikely such a vast expanse of matter would be void of life except for this one planet than a universe that is teaming with it.
There really could be a galactic integrated civilization spread out and interacting. Much like the movie star wars. We have come a long way in a short time technologically. Maybe in the not so distant future if we don't destroy ourselves we will find evidence of it or become invited into an order of space faring civilizations. Provided we make first peace with ourselves.
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>>19422612
Sooo spooopy
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>>19413584
>Hopkinsville Goblin
That's Peter Dinklage on the left.
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>>19444579
there are a few reports of hairy dwarf type beings in abduction/contact cases.
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>>19430714
>could u please give me a burner email?

How do u remember the experience?
Have the ever applied any kind of gel to your hands or feet or anything like that?

Have they gotten you while u were standing?
I dont understand why they would let someone remember?
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>>19431518
>be fucking stupid. but i will forever have that anger that i wasnt asked when had they i would have agreed and thanked them for the choice.


EXACTLY THIS
I would have just said yes to. They contacted me and spoke slightly off english after asking me about certain youtube videos i found or really wanting to discuss them.

I pretty much told them not to abduct people out of their homes without asking and was really salty about it. I felt violated? I dont feel like they did anything fucked up or really assault me but im sure they took tissues or ran some kind of tests on me? They could have just fucking asked?

They also left some gel on my hand which was weird and unsettling since it pretty much just appeared there to me as i was there one second and back about 45 minutes later in a slightly different one with this gel over my thumb and forefinger
>inb4 it was gizz and i blacked out
>I thought so too so i smelled it and wasnt
i also had this grossed out feeling so i washed it off right away which i immediately regretted but it was like i just did it ?

Im just annoyed no one asked? And i mean how perfect is there technology? I sleep with my glock 22 ? What if there tech failed for some reason and i armed myself? I wouldnt be dumb enough to hurt such powerful creatures but it seems like itd be simpler to just fuckin ask?
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>>19433801
LMFAO

>>19433801

usually the CIA disinfo is the funniest post.
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>>19415915
I believe this was put out by secureteam10. So yeah, pretty much completely fake
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>>19446832
yeah i quit watching secure shit

That guy is a faggot and doesnt even post real aliens.
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>>19433801

absolute savage
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>>19444724
That's a Zeta from Zeta Reticuli.
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>>19444579
what if grays shaved their pubes like crop circles
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>>19436113
>>19436113
>>19436113
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so let me get this right, he make painting of a girl that has a human body, and a Alien face,

I call Bullshit!
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https://youtu.be/VEyHq9X95y4
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>>19446619
Aliens: not very aggressive, but not very polite either
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>>19412660
>>19415467

You guys are my freaking brethren. Soon as I saw that picture I jumped a little in my seat, happens every single fucking time. It used to be so bad I'd have to close my tab and look at something else if I ever saw that picture. When I was young my sister would chase me around the house with our parent's copy of Communion cause she knew how scared I was of aliens.
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>>19447585
>When I was young my sister would chase me around the house with our parent's copy of Communion cause she knew how scared I was of aliens.
I remember you. You've mentioned that before.
But yeah Streiber really hit a home run with his cover artist. He can thank them for selling all those books.
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>>19430159
This guy is actually in legal trouble for cp
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>>19447942
I wonder if, when he got caught, his wife said "you've failed me yet again, Starseed"?
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>>19412660
Oh shit
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>>19448431
https://youtu.be/Iswian32I_Q
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>>19446590
Ive thought about it. Probably allowed to remember because its not a traumatic experience for me. I dont get scared when its happening and I doubt they would obscure a memory out of fear someone would tell other people about it. Why would they care about that? I can seem them blocking out a memory for someone to prevent deep psychological trauma but the things standing there actively inside my mind and that im aware of that. We are having this sort of one sided conversation with thoughts. Emotional feelings, images, and the little short videos your mind creates are all flowing about and the general collection of it is, im pissed you are keeping me in the dark about what is going on and who or what you are or your intent. You are not allowing me a choice here to show you how reasonable we can be even in such a situation. I realize you do not have to since your power over me is total. But since it is total please let me come see and experience the world you come from as I am a competent consciousness.
It probably doesn't even find this shit im trying to convey to it remotely amusing or interesting. For all I know it does not have the capacity for that.
So why get to remember? Why not. The memory is not damaging to the health of the subject.
Gel on my hands or feet? No they never put any gel on me. The strangest thing they ever did was push something down my mouth into my neck for about 3 seconds. Like the ball fiddling I didnt want to even mention it because perveted minds, but trust me it was not a dick. It was segmented metallic tube something similar to those little night stand or desk lamps that you just bend into whatever position you want and it stays. It did have some type of lubricant on it. Probably best to have let that out since tards but piss on it.

Never happened while standing no.

I dont know why they let me remember, but i dont see why they wouldnt either.
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>>19448431
where was this taken Barsoom?
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>>19431497
Which podcast was it?
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>>19431497
was it Sleepycast when they talked about greys having pubes?
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>>19425290
>Not sure if it's real
WTF retard?
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>>19426429
The strangest, more uncanny, /x/ type thing about Whitley Strieber is that all you have to do is look at his face and you can immediately tell he's a fucking liar.
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>>19427600
3spooky5me
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What is it about aliens that makes them so scary to us? They don't have sharp teeth, larger bodies, or anything else that we as a species would fear in a predator. Yet the image alone of a thin, pale, large-headed figure with black, almond-shaped eyes scares the shit out of me. Looking at an image of an alien alone puts me into panic mode. I can't ever remember a specific instance that could have instilled this fear in me.
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>>19446879
I laughed my ass off when he uploaded those videos where he claimed that evil gubment was spying on him, cause some guy parked in front of his house for a few days.
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Post some good YouTube videos. I'm finding a sad lack of alien sighting videoes lately.

There's some good ones in this, even if a bunch of them are obvious fakes.
https://youtu.be/wTiKRyRp79c
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>>19431518
>oh and im fairly sure those black eyes are not really black but like a futuristic pair of oakleys or something. not really oakley but you get what im saying. like lenses that fit over the eye in the eye socket

So like the sunglasses the letter X wore in that Sesame Street episode while he was whistling the X-Files theme?
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>>19442414

Definitely fake. Someone talked to the guy's family who said he survived the battle in Dulce. According to the family, he's just batshit crazy and self harms. There is even documentation backing it up because he got government income for being too crazy to function in society.

https://noriohayakawa.wordpress.com/2015/12/21/phil-schneider-his-mental-illness-and-ssi/
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A night watchman in Turkey filmed a UFO on several nights. The video of the UFO (seen in the upper left panel) was confirmed as not being altered. There were also independent sightings from others in the area.

Nobody said anything about aliens, but some people took a closer look and saw this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUEjeYn5Obg
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>>19447602
Yeah for sure. Even if it doesn't spook you it just kinda grabs your attention right away.
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>>19449835
Looks like a miniature. Also I doubt analysts would be able to see that much detail digitally zoomed up on the aliens. You can't just "enhance" like on TV.
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>>19412660
No. The time has come, my little friends, to talk of other things. Of sailing ships and sealing wax. Of Cabages and kings. Of why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.
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>>19425301
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/ufo/8043055/UFO-closes-Chinese-airport.html
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Where is heart the home is.
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>>19430748
They don't apply to earth's rules, but still shows an humanoid shape and face.
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Why are all Aliens humanoid or looking like animals ?
Is there sightings of aliens looking like nothing we know ?
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>>19449926

That's where you're wrong bub. You can increase resolution by averaging objects that are essentially the same. Since noise is random, if you take 100 noisy images of the same exact object and average them, the signal becomes apparent (as seen on the left).

As long as the UFO did not change much in a few frames, you can literally enhance it because you have multiple images to average, not just a single image.

In addition, you can control contrast to bring out some darker parts of an image or hide brighter parts of an image to see better what you are looking at.

The UFO in question was filmed by multiple people over a long range of time, then analyzed by multiple labs. If it's fake, it would have to be a huge conspiracy.
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>>19412698
It was a fucking owl. Idiots
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>>19421408
Well then you are fucking stupid.
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>>19426397
It's fucking incoherent ramblings and lots of butt stuff
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>>19427013
Dude you are the fucking dummy here, they know what they are talking about, you are delusional.
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>>19439773
3 fucking idiots? Haha
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>>19444763
How can you not? Seriously
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>>19449932
Wow someone who doesn't look typical. Good for him. Fuck you to hell
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Why the hell did I get interested in aliens again right before I had the house to myself for a week? Getting drunk is my only solace for being able to fall asleep and I just ran out of booze again fuckfuckfuck.
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>>19450376
He's a douche who's got no sympathy from me. He chose to look that way to stand out, make a statement, and get attention.
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>>19412660
That ayy looks pretty bro tier desu senpai.
Should I read that book?
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>>19450698
If you like spoops, sure.
If you like authenticity, then no.
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>>19425098
>The man himself is was found guilty of felony possession of child pornography and not guilty of distribution of it.

Which has absolutely fuck-all to do with whether or not his contact experiences are real or not.
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>>19429092

Neither do a lot of people... or so I'm told.
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>>19450733
The fact that his contact videos have obvious CGI and his story is full of sci-fi cliches like himself being the future of the alien race and given the name Starseed pretty much disprove him anyway.
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>>19435672
>Aliens are interdimensional beings also known as fallen angels and demons.

Angels and demons are just more masks worn by the ultraterrestrials. They just want you to believe and you fell for it.
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>>19438613
>Jacques Vallee is the most woke author who's written on the subject.

You need a remedial reading course if you think people like Vallee and Keel are claiming that the "aliens" are fallen angels from Xian mythology.
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>>19439741
>which influenced John Keel

Wrong. Keel was writing about what he called "ultraterrestrials" long before Vallee did. If there was any influence, it was going in the other direction.
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>>19450295

Yeah, because a bunch of rural hicks would be totally unfamiliar with, and freaked out by, owls. And bulletproof owls?! Okay then...
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Alright lads, about to watch this, but scared. Keep me company.
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>>19451404
got ur back m8
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>>19451592
Doing good so far. It's actually more amusing than I thought it would be, even though I knew that it was weird and corny. The ayy lmao peeking behind the armoire didn't even phase me.
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>>19436113
I remember that one.
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>>19447585
Let's take a roll call here. If you're spooked/were spooked for the longest time/still a little unsettled in a deep part of you by the Communion cover art, say "I".
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>>19448514
Hahaha good one. You ever read the books? Good stuff, but I only got through the first so far.
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>>19412660
This damn painting.
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>>19412660
Y'all seen this one before?
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>>19451873
I
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>>19451649
If I'm not mistaken that was the spookiest part of the movie.

>>19451873
i i Capn
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>>19451931
>If I'm not mistaken that was the spookiest part of the movie.
Honestly, Christopher Walken is the spookiest thing in the movie so far.
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