Rituals for making money fast

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ROBBUS BANKUS

>go to newsagent
>buy lottery ticket
>win

yes, summon satan and sell your soul

This is a secret and ancient ritual passed onto my family through many generations in order to get money fast

The ritual commences at 1AM and finishes at 5AM, you will get money during that time
You must dress yourself in revealing clothing and wait at the edge of a badly lit street while chanting "want me to show you a good time?" at everyone who passes by
Eventually, an entity will come to you and ask for your price, you must name your desired price but be careful to not be too high or the ritual will not take effect!
After the contract is sealed with this entity, you must engage in intercourse with it, bearing it's terms, at the end of the ritual, you will recieve the money you asked for

You can repeat it as long as you'd like, even many times in the same night, it worked for me so it will surely work for you

goodluck OP

Put a coin in your ass and chant "mesos pls" repeatedly

>>19411761
here's a quick one that demands a bit of effort
>take a shower
>go drop resumes
>get an interview
>get job
>work
>get papers
>???
>profit

>>19411925
kek wills it

>>19411761
If it is for an urgent need, try a ritual to St. Expedite. If its for bullshit reasons, he will probably will not help you and even make it backfire.