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How come there's even less UFO sightings now in an age where

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How come there's even less UFO sightings now in an age where literally everyone has a camera with access to the internet in their pocket?
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>>19407190

Because, they were /are never UFOs, just demons playing to sci fi nerds expectations of UFOs.
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>>19407190
People upload and report ufo all the goddamn time.
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>>19407190
the united states started a fight with some space gooks. for generations different alien crafts had been seen moving about farther out in the solar system. they claim ownership of the outer planets and we dont have a right to even send probes past mars according to them

they had secretly had a small expedition to the dark side of the moon and were trying to set up a small colony which wouldnt be hard but they started surveying. before they even had much of anything set up they needed to check the side that faces earth. the united states though "omg they doin stuffs lets nuke tham cuz they space gooks" and lets just say they in turn reduced the atmospheric density on earth by 3% as a warning

you laugh but the government knows they fucked up. and the calvary has arrived to make matters worse. you see the reason america got so cocky was they only ever had seen small amounts of traffic with the huble . they were sure there wasnt any large force nearby. they were right but a object moving faster than light entered our solar system and is now counted as a supposed new planet hades (sometimes called the dark planet and even the name shiva was thrown out there 1 time). its not a planet.

its a mobile colony made partially from a hollowed out dead star. they mined it out into a frame like system and built shit into it. the simple fact it moved faster than light and stopped and sent a transmission means they survived the trip some how and didnt get squished inside the damn thing. our weapons wont work on them

so to quel any potential fears of a alien invasion or even kill interest in aliens they have started removing all images they can find uploaded from the web as fast as possible only leaving the most campy fake looking shit so ayylmaos are just a joke to you.

they have a list of demands some of which are oxygen and some of the lathanide series elements
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>>19407190
Cause the aliens realized that they needed to start hiding themselves better.
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>>19407190
because they prescribe pills for depression now
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Because cameraphones are designed for dick pics, not for taking pictures of airplanes
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>>19407190
Because angels and demons don't show up on digital sensors

Only film.
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>>19408445
Somethings don't even show on film.
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>>19407190
Cause everyone is looking down at a screen now instead of up at the sky... or even at the god damn road in front of them.
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for the same reason you don't see any biblical miracles in modern times
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>>19408445
Not true et allllllll
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>>19408512
Age of iniquity friend.

The individual of worth is exceptionally rare.
And most likely in peril given the times.
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>>19408517
prove me wrong.
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>>19408528
I am not able to anymore. Time Fine n life weird shit were habbeming around my house. Saw a point f light suspended in the air and cap a photo. Never showed anyone, and long since lost that phone.
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>>19408539
Time in life...

Whatever other typos, too.
Brabrabrabrabra.
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The answer lies in your question. It's because those phones with high-def cameras and whatnot have apps that are turning us away from the skies
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>>19407190
>op pic
Ayyy imao.
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>>19407190
The Ayys know we're on to them so they're implementing better means of disguise.
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>>19407190
Same reason God stopped appearing to us right around the time recorded history started.
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Implying
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>>19407190
>an age where literally everyone has a camera
you mean the last five years?

it's true that there are less sightings though patterns of reports over the last hundred years or more indicate aylium tech does evolve and they would be aware that most people carry these devices now
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Pb because they realized we're angry space apes who either lay waste or abuse to any new thing they discover and have a slight understanding of it and if we even knew of there existence we could discover all there space travel shit and become big-ass problem. In this day and age one dinstinct sighting could be spread across multiple medias.

One of the most likely main reasons of why aliens fear us is our huge self dillussion and the fact that we're willing to do anything no matter how fucked up to just live another day.
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