Delusions of Grandeur

>>19405242
Then be Jesus obviously.

>>19405242
Understand that the specialness you feel about yourself is equally distributed amongst all humans

>>19405261
Whew okay cool.

I was actually thinking about starting a cult though!

>>19405242
Honestly it would be hilariously awesome to jump into it. Done been there. When you really believe it and meditate or eat psychedelics with it you'll have a pretty cool spiritual journey just don't tell anyone your secret and bluepill yourself when you're done

>>19405275
I'm ready to bluepill myself already...or at least cut my hair...I have literally been asked if I am Jesus by a few people, but I don't want to get thrown up on a cross by a (rival) cult

>>19405242
Drink wine and bash kikes, obviously.

>>19405242
demand anal, you died on the cross for the sin

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>>19405329
>>19405317

I like you guy's style, you are def welcome in heaven

>>19405242
Turn that poop, into wine

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>>19405394
Literally what needs to be done to the world. I'll treat her like a cool glass of water.

I fucking hate this religion

>>19405242
Go to Jerusalem and live like a Jew.

>>19405707
religion is a religion of peace.

>>19405242
Give away all of your possessions and never post on the Internet again.
It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a LARPing faggot to realize it's time for bed.

I think I'm jesus, too. We can't both be jesus!

>>19405754
quick shoot the real one

>>19405242
It's Christ Consciousness manifesting and awakening inside you. Plus yeah, everyone feels special, that's how the world works.

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>>19405742
>>19405742

I could not have said it any better so i will just green text it

>>kill yourself you jewish fuck..

>>19405754
Let's both start a cult!

>>19405868
No, I think it is you who wants to kill themself unfortunately...

>>19405742
this is what a jew believes, do not trust this post.

>>19405875
The church of the two jesus.

>>19405754
i swear i just got out of a thread with a completely different Jesus.
>Jesus, Jesus everywhere, they are multiplying

>>19405875
With disciples and everything

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>>19405885

>>19405889
I'd rather be a Jew than a smelly goyim, desu

Conjure some wine and manna to eat, become a pro foot washer, put David Blane to shame, dip your clothes in blood

>>19405242
em... behave exactly like previous sons of God?

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Have you ever considered professional wakeboarding?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiping_Rebellion

If thou be the Christ, save thyself, and us!

>>19405242
Crucify yourself. Livestream your crucifiction.

>>19405242
Is your name Jesus?

>>19405242
whats jesus btw

>>19405242
>tfw Jesus
>try to let all my followers know I am back
>rejected
>considered a shyster conning Jew fag
>cast out
>try to show my power
>brushed off as basic gay ass magic tricks
>wander the earth
>start getting accustomed to modern times
>realize I need a job now I guess
>only qualification: carpentry
>get job at Home Depot

>>19405242
You're possessed. Jesus' glorified body has ascended to Heaven and is at the Right Hand of the Father in glory. His Second return is not a second incarnation, fool.

Be someone better than jesus.

>>19405242
Tell the doctor that your current dose of haldol isn't working anymore

>>19405242
Tell the doctor that your current dose of haldol isn't working anymore.

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jesus isn't going to have a penis this time, you guys.

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>>19405242
Know that like one in every 100,000 or so people have the same revelation, that's a pretty sizable demographic. You're not special, just find other smarties, don't do anything that would get you killed by your own flock.

>>19405868
source on that webm?

>>19405274
Sorry but a cult about jesus already exists

Kys, see if you wake up in 3 days

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>>19405242
I would suggest you read Matthew chapter 24 to see where you fit in.

Walk on shark infested water

Jesus never existed and christian religion is shit, shut up

>>19405903
Were all Jesus

>>19405742
YESSSA amen
brother anon
yessa hallelujah
oh verily I say unto you op
That thou shalt
Eatest of a donkeys dick
and choketh upon it.
Whilst we pointest and snicker at thee
for you are not even that wetback jesus that works down to the sawmill.

You have a rare talent of being able to magnetically attract people and get them to revere you. What you use it for is up to you.

>>19405242
keep it to yourself