Hail to St Expedite!

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Hail to this glorious Saint!

I use this prayer to invoke his aid:
NAH-KAH-EE-AH-OH-EH In the name off ADD-OH-NIGH, SHAD-EYE, and EH-AH-YEAH, I call on Saint Expedite, Saint Expedite Saint Expedite. Saint Expedite, you lay in rest. I come to you and ask that this wish be granted. I ask that you grant me a _______ Expedite now what I ask of you. Expedite now what I want of you, this very second. Don't waste another day. Grant me what I ask for. I know your power, I know you because of your work. I know you can help me. Do this for me and I will spread your name with love, grace, and honor so that it will be invoked again and again. Expedite this wish with speed, love, honor, and goodness. I command this, in the name of SHAD-EYE-ELK-EYE, and ADD-OH-NIGH-HA-AH-RETZ Glory to you, Saint Expedite! Glory to you! Amen.