Female jesus

Do you think she'd do anal?

Mary. Duh.

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If god loves his sons equally who wins in a fight? Jesus or Adam?

>>19402716
are you implying that the bible male Jesus is wrong. you could burn forever in hell for this.

>>19402716
Nope. Just like there isn't a male version.

>>19402767

edgy

>>19402749
>who wins in a fight?
Jesus has magic, but Adam probably has his farming and hunting tools. But Jesus has respawn capabilities, so he'd probably win.

>>19402767
Jesus is a transgender. Get mind fucked.

>>19402749
Simple. Jesus would turn the other cheek, and Adam would beat his pussy ass down.

>>19402730
Imposter!

>>19402730
maybe once just to try it.

>>19402716
There's a female version of everything. People get freaky with Rule 63.

Sophia.

She is an Aeon, like the real son of the All.

>>19402716
Kys

>>19402788
Jesus has no gender, just like God

>>19402916
Why?

>>19403112
no,no,no i am dead serious when i tell you this, god is a man. i can't account for Jesus, but with 200% certainty god is a man.

>>19403112
God is a cross dresser

>>19402716
I'd fuck her

>>19402716
no because female i easily influenced by the bad (aka satan).

Jesus has lived millions of lives in the past. Some of those lives were male. Some were female.

>>19403252
You think jesus is on earth right now?

>>19403258
Yes.

>>19403262
You are insane.

>>19403262
did you just get online?

Does anyone want to see some dick pics?

>>19403396
Lol why are you doing this

>>19402716
Jesus must be female, Christianity sucks like nothing else.
Wait, that can also mean Jesucs is a shemale. Or a big cumlovin' faggot.

>>19402716
there is and Tay Tay be her name

>>19402730
female jesus can turn anal into vaginal

Lady Kannon, also known as Guanyin, is a holy female figure in Buddhism. She is very Jesus-like, or perhaps Mother Mary-like, in her extreme capacity for mercy, love, forgiveness, and the ability to purify the suffering around her.

If I recall correctly, it's been a while, she was once raped in her life, and out of compassion she chose to serve her rapist's sentence in hell. She was such a pure being that even those in hell began to experience it as a heaven, so long as they were near her. For that reason she was banished from hell. But you should read the canon Kannon for yourself.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guanyin

She's one of the few religious personas I've ever felt comfortable praying to.

>>19403195

Why does God need any of the features relevant to the sexual reproduction of a social species, when God is the lone beginning of all?

Does God just fancy presenting himself as a man? Is it a preference? Does he find that it yields more authority?

>>19403262
Jesus is in heaven, aurora

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yes

>>19402851
Are you suggesting rule 63 is spiritually relevant?

Jesus put a stop to reincarnation, so he is everyone in the past, present, and future.

>>19402716
Of course not! Scripture clearly states Jesus is a man! He doesn't himself the "King of kings" for no reason.

>>19403899
topkek

>>19402716
I've heard a theory that Jesus was basically a FtM trans because coming from only the mother he had to be created through parthenogenesis and thus could only have XX chromosomes, however
1) if he didn't have to consciously do anything to appear male that would technically make him intersex not transsexual
2) it's a fucking god can't he just create magical cum with some chromosomes in it and put it inside Mary?

Islam, Judaism,Christianity, Buddhism, hinduism...when will we see some religions started by females?

>>19404658
it will never happen

>>19404658
Never, because no one wants to worship a sandwich.

>>19404713
but you would still ask for one to be made for you, you hypocrite.
>if you worship the sandwich more, it would make women want to make better sandwiches
>this maybe the religion that changes the world

>>19402716
Why would you ask that?

>>19407426
Buddha, krishna, Christ...isn't it about time for a female savior?

What wasn't Jesus?

>>19404585
Maybe she lied and screwed the UPS guy

>>19407463
One has to step up then.
Nothing stopping one from coming.

>>19407463
no

>>19403195
When I met God it certainly didn't have a gender

>>19408357
>keep re-reading post until message gets through normie.

>>19404713
My girl makes a banging sandwich, I'd worship that

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>>19402716
Heather... or Lain... ive kinda been prefering heather lately

>>19409517
I wish I had played silent hill. =(

>>19409517
you should, its great

>>19409828
me too, but it is to spooky for me. literal nightmare fuel for days

>>19402780
Retard