How would you react, and I mean genuinely react if the Flying

Continue my praise and laugh in the face of the non-believers as they see the true lord and savior is alive and real. Pesto be upon you. Ramen.

>>19399008
I'd laugh.

>>19399008

Watch a bunch of edgetards who joined in circle jerks of fedora tipping stop and realize that pissing on others for having beliefs on matters outside the sciences focus, or ability to speak on, didn't make them superior intellectuals after all. Just people with other ideas on what might be, who were shitty pseudo scientific elitist about it.

>>19399026
Same. I'd carry on, but I'd get a good chuckle out of it.

Old fag here,
Back in 2011 me and my group of friends put the spaghetti monster as our Facebook religion.
We thought we were so cool being that nobody but us understood it.

>>19399008
Honestly I would probably laugh but then follow his teachings if he's really real.

>>19400410
Newfag is a joke. Flying Spaghetti Monster was around in the 70's, probably before

>>19399008
i'd keep eating vegetarian

Like this, quite literally
https://my.mixtape.moe/fdquhd.mp3

Pull out fork and knife

FETCH THE PARMESAN!

Honestly at this point in my life it would be a massive improvement. I would sincerely cry with happiness knowing there really was a higher power

>>19399026
I'd also think about whether or not it planned to originally reveal itself through satire.

I guess repenting for once
Maybe wondering where his sauce is
Realizing I won't ever make it through to my dad

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>>19399008
i do not like spaghetti

Demons can shape-shift can't they? I'd assume it's something of that nature.

>>19399008
I'd eat it to absorb it's divine spaghetti power.