>Succubus lost interest in me after taking my virginity WTF?

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>>19392463
Things that never happened.

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Lol.

>>19392463
sleeping with you must of killed her

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>>19392519
>of

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>>19392519
>mfw some /x/ autist kills all succubi.

>>19392519
I knew /x/ had some real powerful exorcists but you are surpassed my expectations!

Succubi aren't after your virginity, you silly christian minded buffoon.

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>>19392531
>>19392519>>19392542
wrong
>>19392575
yeah but she didn't have any interest in me after the first session

>>19392638
Then perhaps you can give some more information how did you come by this succubus? What happened when you fucked her?

>>19392463
It wasn't a succubus. It was your own unfulfilled desires manifesting into a phantasm which you now set free to roam upon the world.
Bad news: You're still a virgin, moreover you're also a faggot.

Thanks for making the world a worse place!

>>19392463

>my imagination has gon haywire please encourage me in my surrealism

>>19392638
>OP is so bad in bed not even a succubus wants to fuck him

You fucked up badly man, the succubus will call demons in blue who will kidnap you to be raped by big black demons

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>>19394186
That's human women you're thinking of.

>>19392664
So it's all emenating from OP's mind? If we kill'd him, would the phantom cease to be.

>>19392652
>What happened when you fucked her?
I didn't, she told me to lie down and she'd take control.
She looked disappointed after taking my pants off and finished extracting my life essence in 30 seconds.

I tried summoning her again but she didn't respond.

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>>19395054
Cmon bruh stop erping

>>19395054
>all women are the same

>>19392463
Try incubus OP

>>19394148
Succubus don't even have sex with you in the physical sense (I'd hardly call it sex anyway in any sense), ergo it's impossible to "lose your virginity" to a succubus.

>>19392463
a succubus took your virginity?

and you know its just another shitty ass thread when it start with monumental BS

>>19392638
then she obviously didnt came for a relationship you homo/x/aterdal
next time when you write a letter be sure to not lie about your feeling cause you know they can fucking read your mind

>>19395103
its funny tho
i can imagine how they gonna react if a real succubus comes holds them down and just rape their ass just for fun

>>19392463
Sauce?

>>19397898
Boku no Pico